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No one will follow your homemade rail car back to the "Blank Station." ~ Grayfire
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A kiss can cripple a man...in a certain way... ~ Grayfire
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A bunch of junk is worth more than $5,000. ~ Grayfire
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The police will be REALLY confident that a new superhero has the situation under control. ~ Grayfire
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You won't get in trouble for making a homemade rail car and riding the rails in front of tons of trains. ~ Grayfire
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Other Guy only gets a Blankman t-shirt for helping to save the News Station. ~ Grayfire
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There are many bombs in the bathroom, but not necessarily the one you're looking for. ~ agentdc7
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Life is short, and so is that thing in some people's pants. ~ agentdc7
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When you need to speak into your brother's homemade belt buckle, bend down lower so it looks like you're talking to your jammy rather just take it off and hold it closer. ~ agentdc7
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The only way that In Living Color's incredibly offensive HANDYMAN can get movie rights is if it cleverly hides the premise of the character altogether. ~ Kikkomannrice
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Using a fork to fix your glasses...makes for some odd-looking, crooked glasses... ~ Grayfire
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A childlike man will be pretty successful as a superhero. ~ Grayfire
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Kimberly loves Blankman's junk. ~ Grayfire
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J5, the robot, will get there just in time to save you butt...and then be turned into a bomb disposal unit. ~ Grayfire
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Blankman only made HIS costume bullet proof. ~ Grayfire
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Blankman works at McDonald's. ~ Grayfire
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Bad guys always leave people in death traps and assume they will die without checking up on them. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to help someone that's getting mugged in the alley below, make sure you can aim first. ~ agentdc7
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Robots always have trouble going down stairs. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to make the world a safer place for your children, you have to be with a woman first. ~ agentdc7
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What superhero would come from San Fransisco? Gayman. ~ agentdc7
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If you're a superhero, a woman will fall in love with you within a few minutes. ~ agentdc7
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If you order a burger at McDonalds from Blankman, apparently you don't have to pay for it. ~ agentdc7
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