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If you have always shown before a distinct aversion to crude language you will jump at the chance to say lines like "Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk. "
~ ryan corderman
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Cash Fees take a lot out of your paycheck. ~ ryan corderman
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All men in prison fear rich white ladies. ~ ryan corderman
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Apparently driving on a small manmade oval track island requires a navigator. A navigator with large enough boobs to draw a map on. ~ RoC77
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Even though a racetrack has several shortcuts, only one person will take it, and everyone else will seem suprised when he does. ~ maian7
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If you worked a hundred and twenty hours in the last two weeks, you will only get $300 ~ ryan corderman
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If your kid doesn't understand what you're reading to her it's just good practice for you. ~ ryan corderman
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The Jensen Intercepter handles like a school bus. ~ ryan corderman
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Of course a man with the last name Grimm will get the nickname Grimm Reaper. ~ ryan corderman
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Machine Gun Joe is one angry homo. ~ ryan corderman
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The best future for your baby girl is to be raise by her extremely violent daddy, the serial murderer he broke out of prison with, and a man killer he used to street race with. ~ maian7
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never say you cant be killed cause your just asking for it. ~ lalanator
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