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Mark Wahlberg has some ugly ass sisters. ~ ryan corderman
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MTV girls are wild. ~ ryan corderman
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If you knock down Sugar Ray Leonard your whole town will remember you forever. ~ ryan corderman
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Batman is a junkie. ~ ryan corderman
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Christian Bale is squirrely as fuck. ~ ryan corderman
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Mark Wahlberg has trouble living up to Christian Bale. ~ ryan corderman
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Of course your junkie asshole brother will be named Dickie. ~ ryan corderman
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Do NOT call Amy Adams "sugar ass." ~ ryan corderman
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Crackheads are unreliable. ~ ryan corderman
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Mark Wahlberg would never make it in a porn. I'd hardly call that a "sex scene." ~ Toofick
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You do more damage hitting somebody in the body than the head. ~ ryan corderman
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Christian Bale??? Is that you??????? ~ Raajnie
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If your mom is pissed off at you, start a song, preferably 'I started a joke'. She just might sing along with you. ~ Raajnie
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Don't use the names 'beaver' and 'red dog' on Micky's sisters unless you're family. Cos those names are so freakin' loving. ~ Raajnie
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Head-body-head will get you through life. ~ SomeGuy
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Yes, it's true. People from the Boston area actually talk like that. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Only people from New England know where he was and what he was ordering when he held up his hand and said, "Regulah." ~ SPCAndyJ
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If someone breaks your hands it's probably because they are doing you a favor. ~ ryan corderman
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Micky Ward is no stepping stone. ~ ryan corderman
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Amy Adams likes her movies with lots of sex and subtitle free! ~ ryan corderman
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Dressed like that... who wouldn't call her sugar ass?? ~ Raajnie
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No wonder Bale won that Golden Globe! ~ Raajnie
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In boxing you can let the other guy beat the shit out of you for numerous rounds, then knock him down and win in the last. ~ wahle509
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That Marky Mark wants to buy another boxer's couch. ~ RockyRambo
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Screaming in the street is not fucking lady like! ~ RockyRambo
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To escape a crack house unnoticed....jump out a window...seriously. ~ RockyRambo
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This movie makes jail look like a nice place. ~ RockyRambo
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Getting money from a pyramid scheme by explaining the pyramid scheme does not work. ~ RoC77
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I think somehow starting a sentence with, "I had 9 kids...", isn't going to help your argument very much... ~ SPCAndyJ
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The Hampton Beach Casino in New Hampshire is not a casino at all, it's a ballroom. It's true, look it up. ~ SPCAndyJ
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If you're a bar girl, your life sucks. ~ SPCAndyJ
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People at crack houses are not impressed with gifts of cake. ~ SPCAndyJ
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British people don't think that Whitesnake is very good music; they prefer songs like "Paint the Town Red" by the Mahones. ~ SPCAndyJ
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