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Don't poke things with a stick. ~ Invaderben
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Broken bridges are easier to jump over when one side is five feet lower then the other. ~ Invaderben
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If you dress like a stereotypical bad boy expect the local sheriff to follow you. ~ Invaderben
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A jello reference is a necessity. ~ Invaderben
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Don't put your head in air conditioning vents. ~ Invaderben
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A doberman is good motivation to get into a van. ~ Invaderben
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A snow maker is a good place to keep beer cold. ~ Invaderben
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Make sure to go up to the counter with your friend when he's buying condoms. That way he can't lie about who they're for. ~ Invaderben
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Never pick up homeless people with blobs of goo on their hands. ~ Invaderben
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Don't investigate the strange movements of injured people. ~ Invaderben
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The creepy priest will keep part of the blob for use to start the apocalypse. ~ Invaderben
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Never trust a meteorite crash. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Phone booths are unreliable for shelter. ~ bourbonphantom
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God hates football stars. ~ bourbonphantom
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