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Being invisible also means fire won't kill you. ~ occams chainsaw
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Willingly and arrogantly subject yourself to being the first human test subject for your experimental invisibility serum, then bitch and blame your colleagues when attempts to bring you back fail. Besides, it's everybody's fault but your own, right? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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After whacking the unstable invisible man over the head with a crowbar-- the same invisible man who's strangled, maimed, and impaled your colleagues, and stabbed you with a crowbar and left you for dead in a freezer, toss said crowbar right next to his unconscious body. After all that, surely he wouldn't come to, pick it up, and try to use it on you, right? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Rule Number 1: Always stick with the group.
Rule Number 2: Have your thermal goggles on you at ALL times.
Failure to follow either of these rules will most certainly result in Kevin Bacon KILLING your ass. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Tranquilizer darts work instantaneously. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Shut your damn blinds when you undress. You're only tempting and inviting the invisible man to come and rape you. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Maybe a REAL gun, not a tranq gun or even a makeshift flamethrower, would be more effective against the psychotic invisible man. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Getting burned with a flamethrower, bashed in the head with a crowbar, and electrocuted? Why assume he's dead just because he falls into a pit of fire? ~ vfxfan
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Groping is much more gratifying when you're invisible. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Kevin Bacon will make it REAL painless before he breaks your neck. Granted, you're still going to die, but at least he'll tranquilize you before he does it. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Sebastian's "B" between A and C was to go crazy and start killing his friends. ~ Kikkomannrice
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CGI can be done the RIGHT way. ~ Max
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Invisible men actually won't spend the first two weeks of invisibility watching hot chicks shower. ~ Sfc
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Being invisible also gives you super strength and endurance. ~ agentdc7
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If sprinklers will reveal an invisible man, that activate them as late as possible. ~ agentdc7
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After getting stabbed, throw duct tape on it, and you'll be fine. And no, it won't hinder your ability to climb ladders really fast. ~ agentdc7
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If you wanna throw blood all over the floor to see an invisible man's footsteps, spread the blood only directly in front of you. Don't bother with the sides or your rear. ~ agentdc7
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Since Paul Verhoeven is directing, we must see Kevin Bacon's butt because. ~ agentdc7
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R-rated movies normally can't show a penis. But you can show CG penis slowly disappearing. ~ agentdc7
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Being invisible means you don't ever get cold again. ~ agentdc7
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Everyone likes to have sex with the windows wide open. ~ agentdc7
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