#1

Frying pans make excellent weapons. ~ Grayfire
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I have GOT to get me one of these! ~ Ace

#2

It's very hard to put an unconscious man in a closet. ~ Grayfire
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#3

Who needs a dog when you have Maximus the horse? ~ Grayfire
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#4

If slapping doesn't wake the guy up, a wet willy sure will! ~ Grayfire
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#5

The first man you have ever met will be the one you fall in love with. ~ Grayfire
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#6

A king and queen won't have any more children after their daughter goes missing for 18 years. ~ Grayfire
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Possibly...or they just couldn't have children again. Either way, no more kids. ~ Grayfire
I suppose . . . she almost died the LAST time they had a child, and they don't have any more magical sun flower water for her this time around? ~ SomeGuy
I was thinking about that during the movie, but I thought I might just be insensitive. ~ Hayleychaotix

#7

The old woman was important. ~ Grayfire
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#8

Flynn's dream stinks. ~ Ace
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#9

Rapunzel's tears can probably cure cancer. Take THAT, Chuck Norris! ~ SomeGuy
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#10

Long hair can be used to do many things. ~ Grayfire
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#11

A fake reputation is all a man has. ~ Grayfire
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#12

Horses will do anything for a girl on her birthday. ~ SomeGuy
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#13

If you drink a potion made from a magic flower and you're pregnant, your baby will be born with magic hair. ~ Grayfire
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#14

Men have fangs. ~ Grayfire
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#15

A bunch of ruffians are all just dreamers. ~ Grayfire
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In the movie, I think Flynn describes one of the guys as a ruffian lol. ~ Grayfire
I like that "ruffian" is the first word we all went with to describe those guys. ~ SomeGuy

#16

Some horses know how to sword fight. ~ Grayfire
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#17

When your REALLY long hair is braided up so it doesn't drag, it won't be so heavy that you can't hold yourself up. ~ Grayfire
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#18

You can get a lot done before 7:15 in the morning. ~ SomeGuy
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#19

Flynn knows not who you are, nor how he came to find you... really, he just wants to say hi. ~ SomeGuy
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#20

Your mother sees a strong, beautiful young lady in the mirror...and you as well! ~ Grayfire
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#21

There isn't very much blood when you get stabbed in the stomach by a blade. ~ Grayfire
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this reminded me of The beauty and the beast ~ Alaurien

#22

Horses make excellent law enforcement. ~ Grayfire
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#23

If you're in a closed space that's filling up with water, the water will slow down long enough for you to realize a way to get out of there and then start filling up fast again. ~ Hayleychaotix
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#24

They never can get Flynn's nose right on all the wanted posters. ~ Grayfire
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Funny thing, I thought Flynn reminded me of Adrien Brody right before the first nose joke. ~ agentdc7

#25

Cutting the magical hair will only take away the affect it's had on the villian, the mother won't be sick again and flynn won't get his cut back. ~ Hayleychaotix
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It might just be that it doesn't allow you to maintain any use of its power for unnatural purposes once the source is destroyed. Assuming Rapunzel's mom survived the pregnancy without the flower, the medicine available to them might have been able to cure her eventually. Flynn's cut wasn't very serious, either, so it probably would have eventually healed of its own accord. Gothel, on the other hand, has been using it to artificially extend her lifespan for centuries and is shown to rapidly age simply by not being near Rapunzel's hair at all times. This is all just speculation, though. For all we know the filmmakers simply overlooked this. ~ Ace

#26

Chameleons be sassy as hell. ~ SomeGuy
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#27

You can tear a tower apart brick by brick, but you won't find the sack that's hidden under the staircase. ~ Hayleychaotix
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#28

Fencing with a horse will probably be the strangest thing you will ever do. ~ SomeGuy
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#29

Flynn can get knocked unconscious several times with no permanent damage, but a knife to the gut is pretty much fatal. ~ Ace
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#30

The great thing about dreams is when you achieve one, you get to come up with a new one. ~ Ace
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#31

The Captain's horse is more competent than the entire Royal Guard combined. Perhaps it's time to start looking at applications again, Sire. ~ Ace
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Heh. Jerkass. Well played, good sir, well played. ~ SomeGuy
I was up 'till the wee hours thinking up thirteen more. I earned it. :p Although I did just notice that I actually kind of duplicated one of yours. My bad. ~ Ace
ACE! You mother-humper! You sniped the 100th learning out from under me, you bastard!!! ~ SomeGuy

#32

When "Wanted" posters are made for you, they try out different noses, just to be mean. ~ Lyssa
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This is the funniest quote for the movie Tangled! ~ Optimus Thunder

#33

Pascal doesn't like it in the house. ~ Grayfire
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#34

She broke his smolder! ~ Grayfire
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#35

Horses are just like dogs. ~ Ace
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#36

As first learned in "The Best Years Of Our Lives", hooks do not stop people from playing the piano. ~ SomeGuy
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#37

Under the stairs is a stupid hiding spot. ~ SomeGuy
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#38

The first step to a man's heart is a frying pan to the back of the head. ~ SomeGuy
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#39

Rapunzel knows how to whip her hair back and forth. ~ SomeGuy
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I effing hate you right now, man. ~ Ace

#40

Birds know to fly up at the end of the song. ~ SomeGuy
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#41

Your mother is absolutely thrilled that you're dating a wanted criminal. ~ Ace
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#42

Who knew there was enough time to play 23 rounds of hide-and-go-seek before the ungodly hour of 7am. ~ KlutzyAlchemist
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#43

Mother knows best. ~ Gertie
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#44

There's a lot of blood in that ruffian's mustache. ~ Grayfire
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#45

While your hair has amazing healing properties, can be used as rope, and is pretty much the fountain of youth, it also makes a good flashlight. ~ Grayfire
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#46

People usually go looking for miracles when it's almost too late. ~ Hayleychaotix
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#47

"Tangled" is Disney's modern-day PG-rated take on the classic story of "Assassin's Creed". ~ SomeGuy
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#48

Healing hair does not grant super-strength. ~ SomeGuy
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I think I see where you're coming from... ~ Grayfire

#49

The best paints take three days to get. ~ SomeGuy
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#50

You don't need barrettes if you have a slew of flowers instead. ~ SomeGuy
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#51

It's probably really annoying to spend your whole life with a little brunette curl by your ear different from the rivers of blonde everywhere else. ~ SomeGuy
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#52

Rapunzel has the upper-body strength to hoist a grown woman eighty feet into the air. ~ SomeGuy
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#53

You can't say "kill", but you can say "hang". I guess kids don't know that hanging leads to death... ~ SomeGuy
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#54

When you have magic hair, you don't have to wear shoes. ~ SomeGuy
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Yeah, you would think her feet would be too soft and frail being in that tower for 18 years. ~ agentdc7

#55

A whooshy cape grants you the power of teleportation. ~ SomeGuy
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#56

It takes a long time to brush seventy feet of hair. ~ SomeGuy
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#57

Chameleons blush surprisingly well for cold-blooded animals. ~ SomeGuy
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#58

Mothers alleging they know best have ulterior motives. ~ SomeGuy
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#59

If you are a thug, then your twin will always be a thug along with you. ~ LindseyW
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#60

A character with no spoken lines and hardly any development can still make you cry like a little girl by simply shedding a single tear. ~ Ace
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#61

The day you steal the tiara of a missing princess, circumstances will inevitably lead you to stumble upon its rightful owner and take her on a crazy road trip. ~ Ace
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#62

Unlike most Disney villains, Mother Gothel never actually reached the ground. ~ Ace
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#63

When someone yells "To the boats!" after a bunch of dancing, it's only for the two main characters. Everyone else gathers around the castle. ~ Lyssa
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#64

Your baby will be born with a full head of hair if you drink the potion made from the magic flower. ~ Grayfire
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#65

Don't forget your mother knows best, or you'll regret it. ~ Grayfire
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#66

Pascal knows best. ~ Grayfire
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#67

Wonder how the hair would've worked if Repunzel had an awful voice. ~ Grayfire
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Probably the same way, it just wouldn't have sounded as pretty. ~ Hayleychaotix

#68

Alan Menkin's still got it. ~ Ace
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#69

Horses are even better at parkour than people are. ~ Ace
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#70

If you cut your magical hair, all the power the hair had will go into a tear drop. ~ Hayleychaotix
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#71

Mother Gothel loves you most... ~ ducky
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#72

Stab wounds to the torso don't bleed nearly as much as you'd think. ~ SomeGuy
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#73

You get a lot of reading done when you don't go out. ~ SomeGuy
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#74

When stuck in the same place you've always been, you shall brush and brush and brush and brush your hair. ~ SomeGuy
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#75

Even violent bar ruffians are looking for love. ~ SomeGuy
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#76

Chameleons aren't nearly as good at hide-&-seek as you'd think. ~ SomeGuy
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#77

Modern children's movies like to point out that the girl is 18 years old. ~ SomeGuy
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Yeah, I thought she was turning sweet 16 before she said she was 18. ~ agentdc7
Probably because she looks about 16, and Flynn looks 25. ~ EbsterTheMormonHippie

#78

First The Beast, then Flynn... Disney likes killing off the male leads for a little while. ~ SomeGuy
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#79

The second step to a man's heart is a frying pan to the face. ~ SomeGuy
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#80

Cute today means giant eyes, slight buck teeth, pigeon toes, and upturned nose. Who knew? ~ SomeGuy
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#81

No one is threatened by an 18 year old waif with a frying pan. ~ SomeGuy
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#82

The best part to reaching your dream is that you get to find a new dream. ~ SomeGuy
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#83

Dudes with extra toes are just lookin' for love. ~ SomeGuy
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#84

When scared, it's okay to hide in your own hair. ~ SomeGuy
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#85

It's hard to not understand the significance of a ceramic unicorn. ~ SomeGuy
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#86

You can learn to dance really well from books. ~ SomeGuy
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#87

Girls rejoice for men in their closets. ~ SomeGuy
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#88

Mimes won't tell you if they're happy. ~ SomeGuy
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#89

You know a girl doesn't get out much if hazelnut soup is her favourite. ~ SomeGuy
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#90

Using a frying pan to fence with a horse is likely the strangest thing you've ever done. ~ Ace
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#91

Flynn has a thing for brunettes. ~ Ace
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#92

"Rapunzel" is the sound people make when they sneeze. ~ Ace
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#93

Chameleons can camouflage themselves to hide in front of very complex patterns. ~ Ace
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#94

The video game tie-in would probably not suck if they based it on Ice Climbers. ~ Ace
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#95

Finally, a Disney character with more hair than the Beast! ~ Ace
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#96

How did the King and Queen rule their kingdom... when they couldn't even speak? ~ athrunatreides
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#97

Magical hair can retract and contract at any time. ~ MeThePerson
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#98

The sun produces magical drops that turn into flowers and heal when sung ot. ~ Lyssa
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#99

Falling down a giant cliff will never hurt you so long as you hold onto a giant tree branch. ~ Lyssa
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#100

Horses find human girls attractive and will do so they say. ~ Another Shadow
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That's hot. ~ SomeGuy

#101

Chameleons sound like squeaky toys. ~ KlutzyAlchemist
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#102

Apparently, "I know not who you are" is an appropirate answer to "who are you?". ~ KlutzyAlchemist
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#103

Flynn's real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. ~ Gertie
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#104

How is it that Rapunzel didn't move from her place when Flynn was climbing her hair? ~ Alaurien
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#105

Pascal murdered Mother Gothel. ~ Optimus Thunder
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#106

If you find a magic flower, don't dig it up and plant it in your garden. Just put a basket over it, no one will find it. ~ Optimus Thunder
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I was wondering about that too. Until the royal guards dug it up, I thought why didn't she just move it herself? Or maybe eat it herself? You would think she knows more about magic than others. ~ agentdc7