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Reality and fantasy are separated by New York's sewer system. ~ chobi chi
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Everyone knows the choreography. ~ SainaTsukino
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Princesses always end up with Prince Charming unless they are transported to New York where they learn to "think". ~ Abrina7
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A prince is not always THE prince. ~ SaxGirl
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It's easy to get people on the street to sing and dance with you. ~ SaxGirl
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Curtains are great to make clothes from. ~ SaxGirl
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Televisions are magic mirrors in disguise. ~ chobi chi
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New York's sewer rats & pigeons can help you with house hold chores. ~ TiffYG2133
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When a princess from a fairytale land with no modern conveniences is suddenly thrown into reality, she will know what every device is called and how to use them. ~ Shadow Vampiress
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Fantasy princess' dress doesn't easily fit through New York apartment doors. ~ SRV
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It's okay to ditch your girlfriend and maybe future wife for a princess. ~ MewChero
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Shopping is definitely an emergency! ~ LaceIvory
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Fairy tale princes go dumb when they enter the real word. ~ Shiraz
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Just because saomeone says they don't dance, doesn't mean they can't. ~ tenshi
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If someone made a dress out of my curtains, I'd be unhappy too. ~ tenshi
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Singing brings people together. ~ SaxGirl
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Cell phones work in fairy tale land, too. ~ SaxGirl
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Blue gems make great eyes. ~ SaxGirl
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Evil witches have evil servants. ~ SaxGirl
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Of course everyone else knows the song. Why don't you? ~ X3PH3R
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Music cures everything. ~ Wolfie7
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"You have got to be kidding me!" are strange last words indeed. ~ tenshi
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Boys are only after one thing. However nobody will tell the poor girl what that ONE thing is. ~ tenshi
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Being flexible with your death plots is a good trait for an evil queen. ~ tenshi
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It's not a bad thing to look like you escaped from a Hallmark card. ~ tenshi
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Little Red Riding Hood is a liar! ~ tenshi
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The proper response after meeting someone is "We shall be married in the morning!" ~ tenshi
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Dwarves are very hospitable. ~ tenshi
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You can find Andalasia beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment. ~ tenshi
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When a lady you found on the street insists she's a princess it's safe to let her stay at your house. ~ ryan corderman
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In New York there are only pigeons, bugs, and rats. Even though they go through a huge park there are no rabbits, chipmunks, squirrels or other cute furry creatures. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Cockroaches eat soap scum. ~ Keely
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Remote controls are magical things. ~ SaxGirl
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Now, if this lil 'ole Cinderella had a taste of modern day society and the crap that came along with it, she wouldn't take their crap for a second. ~ Shineska
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Don't call the queen crazy, she might be spiteful, vindictive and very large, but she is never crazy! ~ tenshi
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Just because someone has on a funny dress doesn't mean that they're a princess. ~ tenshi
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The most powerful magic in the world is true love's kiss. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Squirrels are amazing at charades, but Princes are terrible at guessing. ~ MeThePerson
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If you don't invite a princess into your apartment, she will be okay with finding a hollow tree. ~ Optimus Thunder
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The day after you've known someone for one day is two days! ~ Optimus Thunder
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Stephen Schwartz soundtrack. Ready to unleash the fury? ~ hisaishi
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