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#1

Two refugees figured out that you can get back into the city through the incinerator ports. After they were roasted, they told someone about it and Dredd eventually found out about it. ~ agentdc7
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    #2

    To get back inside the mega city, blow a random hole into any floor panel of the exhaust tunnel. ~ agentdc7
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      #3

      Eat recycled food. Recycled food is good for the environment and okay for you. ~ agentdc7
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        #4

        Judge Dredd is also known as "Mr. I Em Duh Law!" ~ agentdc7
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          #5

          When trying to shoot someone by surprise, scream too so they know. ~ agentdc7
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            #6

            Lawgivers can hold lots of ammunition. ~ agentdc7
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              #7

              When you pick up a lawgiver and someone tells you to put it down because it's boobytrapped, hold on to it and see what happens. ~ agentdc7
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                #8

                Mean machine's arm doesn't come with a fork. ~ agentdc7
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                  #9

                  Remember to use armor piercing rounds to shoot through someone's gun to hit them rather than just aiming a little higher. ~ agentdc7
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                    #10

                    You can instantly recognize Judge Dredd by blocking the upper half of his face. ~ agentdc7
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                      #11

                      LAWWW?? ~ NatoHoro
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                        #12

                        Apparently, he is the law. ~ Max
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                          #13

                          In the future police will wear codpieces. ~ Max
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                            #14

                            Judge Dredd always knows your plea, even if it's a growl. ~ agentdc7
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                              #15

                              Fergie has eczema, warts, and gonorrhea so you might not want to eat him. ~ agentdc7
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                                #16

                                Fergie thinks stealing someone's clothes looks like rape. ~ agentdc7
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                                  #17

                                  During a block war, it is legal to jump out and kill yourself. ~ agentdc7
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                                    #18

                                    The first degree murder of a street judge isn't life in prison, it's death. ~ agentdc7
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                                      #19

                                      Dredd takes off his helmet. ~ agentdc7
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                                        #20

                                        When you're ready to kill someone, make sure the lethal rounds are not exhausted. ~ agentdc7
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                                          #21

                                          The meaning of life is it ends. ~ agentdc7
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                                            #22

                                            Judge Dredd might taste good. He works out. ~ agentdc7
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                                              #23

                                              I didn't betray the law! I AM THE LAW! ~ agentdc7
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                                                #24

                                                The law doesn't make mistakes, even though Dredd knows he's wrongly convicted. ~ agentdc7
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                                                  #25

                                                  If a pawn shop is closed, tell them they have a package for you and they'll open again. ~ agentdc7
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                                                    #26

                                                    To fire a shotgun, you have to cock it first, moron. ~ agentdc7
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                                                      #27

                                                      You can own a lawmaster if you can't get it to work. ~ agentdc7
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                                                        #28

                                                        All of a judge's equipment are toys. ~ agentdc7
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                                                          #29

                                                          If there is a hole in your throat, the computer will not recognize your voice and kill you instantly. ~ agentdc7
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                                                            #30

                                                            If there is a bullet hole in your stomach, technically, you're still alive. ~ agentdc7
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                                                              #31

                                                              When a clone opens his eyes, it will make a loud shriek noise. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                #32

                                                                Bad guys will stare at a signal flare shot, even if they're wrestling with you over the gun. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                  #33

                                                                  Rookies should listen to experienced judges. That way they won't get killed. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                    #34

                                                                    It's always fun to kill a group of thugs in a room using a different type of ammunition for each one. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      #35

                                                                      The only survivors of a shuttle crash (and with absolutely no injury) can only be the two main characters. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                        #36

                                                                        Even though a Judge hunter killed your pa, Dredd still did it. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                          #37

                                                                          The evidence has been falsified! Dredd didn't break the law...he is the Law! ~ RockyRambo
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                                                                            #38

                                                                            Dredd owes hershey. ~ RockyRambo
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                                                                              #39

                                                                              Dredd always knows what you're going to say. ~ Max
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                                                                                #40

                                                                                We will never know if it comes with a fork. ~ Max
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                                                                                  #41

                                                                                  In the future, nobody can pronounce 'law' correctly. ~ FilmSavvy
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                                                                                    #42

                                                                                    It doesn't matter how dreadful the movie is. The only criterion for remake is the original had an 80's/90's action star. ~ qwkslvr
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