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No matter where you are, Scooby Doo will find you. ~ Adam
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Whenever you are doing something that is dangerous make sure you don't tell anyone about it. ~ ryan corderman
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Psychopaths take weekends off too. ~ Adam
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Friends and family love to gather around sofas. ~ Adam
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There is no force on earth more powerful than the will to live. ~ ryan corderman
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Always bring extra water, you don't want to drink the alternative. ~ Adam
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In the sequel, Franco is totally gonna nail both of those chicks. Single-handedly. ~ ryan corderman
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Never leave home without a Swiss Army Knife. ~ rezeile
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I feel bad for Aron Ralston. He can't even give "127 Hours" two thumbs up. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't leave your house. Nothing good ever comes of it. ~ ryan corderman
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Chicks will always follow a dude they meet in the desert. ~ ryan corderman
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Somewhere out there, there's a rock with your name, er...handprint on it. ~ Adam
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Never buy knives that are made in China. ~ Adam
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James Franco is indifferent to hot girls. The exception is hot girls with foreign accents, in which case he's only half-indifferent. ~ Adam
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You're in a pool of water and your friend is hundreds of feet above you ready to dive in. You: (a) get out of the way in case s/he falls right on top of you, or (b) stay still, look up, and wait. ~ Adam
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James Franco is only pretending he'll go to your big party. ~ Adam
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Strangers are always willing to lend you a hand (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). ~ Adam
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There's always time to masturbate once more. ~ ryan corderman
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Always, answer the phone to your Mom. ~ rezeile
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If you cut off your arm James Franco will play you in a movie. ~ ryan corderman
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Chicks won't be at all creeped out if you come up and talk to them in the middle of a desert. ~ ryan corderman
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If you drop down into a dark abyss you will always land safely in water. ~ ryan corderman
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If you are stuck between two rocks you should just talk to your video camera. ~ ryan corderman
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Capital One is the preferred credit card of outdoor adventurists. ~ Adam
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High-end cameras don't help much when stuck between rocks. No, Not even if they have endless battery life. ~ Nemo
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Never buy the cheap, made-in-China multitool. Go for the expensive Swiss army knife - it may be pricey, but at least it won't cost you an arm (and possibly a leg)! ~ TooManyColours
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127 hours is a lovely film about a disabled man who is miraculously reunited with his missing arm whilst in a desert. Oh wait, I think I watched it in reverse... ~ wildmorgan
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A more appropriate title would be "I Shouldn't Be Alive: The Movie." ~ Max
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Amputating your own arm with a pocket knife will cause your body to make loud buzzing sounds like "Operation" ~ Max
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I guess that rock was pissed off after seeing "Spider-man 3" ~ Max
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Rocks really hate it when people brag about having arms. ~ Max
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It's non-trivial to cut your arm off. ~ Adam
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J. Walter Weatherman and Aron Ralston agree; Always leave a note. ~ HermanoBluth
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For God's sake, don't forget to put on the tourniquet!!!! ~ TooManyColours
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Whenever you haven't drunk for 5 days, you just KEEP drinking afterwards. ~ eilahtan
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Adventurers like to get in a car with too many people, get naked and open all the windows when it's snowing outside (and your trunk window automatically opens too). ~ eilahtan
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After 5 days a man's beard doesn't grow at all... ~ Alaurien
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When you finally find people in the desert, charging them with your severed limb and stating that you chopped it off is not the best way to start a conversation. ~ Redshirt1
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