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When people control other people, they always choose really weird clothes and hair for their sim. ~ matthijstieleman
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A pick-up truck running on alcohol and pee has the same maximum speed as a gigantic bulldozer which is pushing cars to the side. ~ matthijstieleman
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When you're billionaire, your house doesn't have security and your front door is wide open. ~ matthijstieleman
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Surviving 30 consecutive battles of militarized bloodsport qualifies a convict for re-insertion to civilization. ~ Oak
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British girls have really ugly boobs. ~ matthijstieleman
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In the future, people for some reason still have hard-drives and no solid-state drives. ~ matthijstieleman
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When people are controlled by other people, they don't look up when there's gunfire in a S&M sort of club. ~ matthijstieleman
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Hackers will always exist!!! ~ TiffYG2133
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People who chat and visit virtual worlds are all fat, ugly, disgusting and perverted. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Don't wear latex pants if you're wanting to get laid. It'll take too long to get your junk out. ~ avalanche719
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No one has regular sex anymore in Society, neither do they just do normal stuff. ~ matthijstieleman
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You're allowed to watch porn when you're 17 in the future. ~ matthijstieleman
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When you have complete mind control over a man, he can still speak one sentence that essentially makes you kill yourself. ~ Oak
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There will still be game mods in the future. ~ Finnegan
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The heroes in futuristic movies always drive a classic car, otherwise the creators need to come up with futuristic car designs. ~ matthijstieleman
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People still use Windows in the future, a lot of which is still based on MSDOS with Windows XP style. ~ matthijstieleman
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If you have a sort of "body seeking" grenade in your grenade launcher, you never use it on the best guy in the world (Kable) to become famous as well. ~ matthijstieleman
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Your sim will say what you say but won't make the sounds of you eating constantly. So go ahead and pig out! ~ avalanche719
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Waffles dipped in large bowls of syrup are the perfect gaming snack. ~ avalanche719
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Morbidly obese men prefer to "play" as an attractive fit female to have sex with men. ~ avalanche719
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Myspace has taken itself to a whole new level. Sex bots and all. ~ MrsBrisby
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In the future, gamers are still young douchebags. ~ bourbonphantom
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In the future, automobiles will be able to run on partially digested alcohol and vomit. ~ bourbonphantom
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Americans feel the need to bury the British-like utopia and plot under lots and lots of very American music, boobs and explosions. ~ SainaTsukino
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Tech support always has access to your apartment. ~ avalanche719
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Morbidly obese people are turned on by sex and murder. ~ avalanche719
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A high tech "gaming" landscape uses snow plows to chase people trying to get out instead of tanks or military humvees. ~ avalanche719
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No ping. Ya dig? ~ avalanche719
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If you play video games all day, you'll smell like Jeffrey Dahmer. ~ avalanche719
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If you want your sister to leave you alone, just ask her if she wants to make out. ~ avalanche719
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If you're being chased, just head to the local rave. ~ avalanche719
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Micheal Hall will play a psycho for the rest for his life. ~ killbot
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All the buildings in every city in the world, including really poor neighborhoods, have projectors projecting newsflashes and a lot of stuff which have to do with the movie. ~ matthijstieleman
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If you're really rich, you must have a gigantic basketball court with a table with three Spalding balls on it. ~ matthijstieleman
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