#1

Vampires, while easily killed by werewolves and other vampires, have not figured out how to kill themselves without traveling to another country and going through an elaborate judicial process. ~ Adam
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LMAO you are hilarious ~ Shaqbar
I can imagine it now Loli! It would be funny! However i don't see why they can't fall off a cliff and stake themselves on pointy rocks. That would be epic! ~ Sharkboy
I suggest they try to claw their own hearts out. Dramatic and amusing. ~ Loli Pop

#2

Werewolves, by definition, must have six pack abs and take every possible opportunity to show them off, even if it means standing in the rain topless waiting for someone to randomly stop by. ~ Adam
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I'm agree with TexasGreatGrams, he wasn't just standing under the rain. ~ mirabella
Jacob was NOT just walking in the rain, shirtless, waiting for Bella to drop in. He was on the way to meet up with the rest of the wolfpack ~ TexasGreatGrams
Almost goes hand in hand with my learning ~ neko nana mode
I love how the fangirls were in the audience going "SKWEEEEEE," everytime they saw Jacob topless. Had to be painful on the ears. ~ Blank of BBS
Yes! I love this movie law. ~ Loli Pop
I agree. This is obvious. ~ wolfgirl92
Duh! ~ OuranSweety

#3

There are man-eating “bears” in your area, and your boyfriend and best friend have left you. Go hiking. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Sounds like a fun plan to me. XD ~ wolfgirl92
Don't forget the apple in your mouth! ~ Grayfire
Sounds like it's time for a Gravy Bath. ~ Ace
Good plan. Make sure you smell delicious. ~ Loli Pop

#4

So if a vampire sparkles in the sunlight...it brings a whole new meaning to the lyric "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." ~ antonia dinozo
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LMAO! ~ TigerLily
Did Lady Gaga had a vampire boyfriend? ~ k1ngv1rus
Well i woudn't want to ride that disco stick.... it bites :) ~ Sharkboy
Wow....just wow... ~ chobi chi
LAWL ~ umm

#5

Werewolf First Aid Guide-Motorcycle Wrecks. Step one- Remove shirt. ~ Blank of BBS
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Well, it's riddiculus. But when Taylor Laurent is the one who do that ... well I would accept this first aid. ~ mirabella
I'll take it! ~ wolfgirl92
Wish I got that kind of first aid... Hot shirtless guy would cure me fast! ~ Loli Pop

#6

Someone who is 100 years older, smarter, and more mature always falls for some teenage girl ravaged by hormones and lack of experience in life. ~ tsukasaluver
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Hey! This happens everyday! Older, smarter, mature (and usually wealthier) men falling for young, hormone ravaged girls (but usually the "girls" aren't all that lacking life experience!) Where do you think the terms "robbing the cradle" and "manther" came from? HA! HA! ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
They are "soulmates". And Edward did not want to fall in love with her. ~ TexasGreatGrams
Hey, she smells delicious! ~ Grayfire

#7

If a werewolf in wolf form sees a girl jump off a cliff, it will transform back into human form and take a break to put on clothes before leaping into the water to save her. ~ Adam
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Jacob could not pull her from the water as a wolf-and he is able to control his phasing. This is one of the times he had his shorts tied around his leg. ~ TexasGreatGrams
well yeah he didn't want her to die from his abs-of-glory. He was just being considerate! :D ~ Sharkboy

#8

"I LIKE WATCHING YOU SLEEP," is not creepy. ~ umm
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Shouldn't this one be on the Twilight list? ~ irg19
Oh yeah, Edward isn't a stalker! ~ Grayfire
It's almost like that weird Jessie McCartney song - "I want you and your beautiful soul." I mean sure...to some people it may be sweet, but to me...sounds kinda demonic..."I want your soul..." I mean...think about that and try to go to sleep at night... ~ Shauna
It's almost like that weird Jessie McCartney song - "I want you and your beautiful soul." I mean sure...to some people it may be sweet, but to me...sounds kinda demonic..."I want your soul..." I mean...think about that and try to go to sleep at night... ~ Shauna

#9

When you're a vampire and protecting your girlfriend from your newest family member, you have to fling her across the room and into a glass table to protect her. ~ Sharkboy
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ha ha ha ha LOL thats the funniest shit eva thks ~ noobkiller2833
I love being protected by broken glass! ~ Loli Pop
Well thank you! I thought it was clever. ~ Sharkboy
This deserves a plus just for the username, but...I suppose their reasoning was good enough as well. ~ Shauna

#10

All teenage girls secretly long to be caught between two violent and unpredictable men. ~ Raiha
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It's the "bad boy" appeal, I guess. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
LOL! ~ kugen

#11

A pasty, lanky, 108 year old virgin prone to abandonment is preferable to being surrounded by well-built, tanned, 17 year old guys that stand shirtless in the rain for kicks and grins. ~ Raindrop23
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Yes, I can't understand how anyboy would prefer a cold and un-dead men, when his best friend is so good looking and hot. ~ mirabella
I would say screw the vampire, but what do i know haha ~ Sharkboy
Yeah, still don't understand that. ~ OuranSweety

#12

When transforming into a werewolf, remove your shirt so it won't get ripped apart. Don't worry about the pants though: they will stay intact and magically reapear once you transform back. ~ SainaTsukino
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Jacob often carries his shorts in a band wrapped around his leg ~ TexasGreatGrams
LOL come on they hide pants in the forest haha ~ irg19

#13

Vampires aren't allowed to kill in a way that will attract a lot of human attention, unless it involves killing entire groups of tourist at once. ~ Adam
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Yeah I was very sorry for the little kids bouncing around before the attack. Poor things never had a chance. ~ Sharkboy
Terrorists acts attract absolutely no attention at all! ;) ~ chobi chi
Nothing says subtle like a massive tourist massacre ~ Sage of Magic

#14

Suicide is the ultimate form of “I love you.” ~ Wayward Warrior
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Also, Shakespeare pretty much goes "These two young fools are going to rush into things, and they will DIE for it" with the implication of "if you want to DIE, follow their example." ~ SomeGuy
It's so much the ultimate form that Shakespeare not only had Romeo commit suicide for Juliet but came up with a clever trick to make Juliet commit suicide for Romeo as well. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
Edward did not want to live in a world where there was no Bella ~ TexasGreatGrams

#15

When planning a surprise birthday for your human girlfriend, make sure to invite the recently-turned vampire with self-control issues. ~ Adam
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Jasper is a lot more recently turned to the vegetarian diet though. ~ Sazinata
Jasper is family-no matter that he has "vegetarian" issues. Besides, no one knew that Bella would cut herself. ~ TexasGreatGrams
They'll explain that one in Eclipse. Jasper's actually a former Civil War veteran. ~ NateSean
Jasper's not recently turned. He just hasn't been a "vegetarian" for as long as the rest of the Cullens. In fact, he's the second oldest of them if I recall correctly. ~ irg19

#16

Body glitter is officially in again. ~ Z
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#17

That creepy biker guy whose Harley you just jumped on the back of? Yeah, he’s just going to let you off at your earliest convenience. ~ Wayward Warrior
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especially when you remember his friends as the would-be rapists from the first installment of the movie you're in. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
Well of course they all will be nice and let you off if your scared! *trys to cover laugh* ~ Sharkboy
My thoughts EXACTLY while watching the movie. -.- ~ Blood Huntress

#18

The best answer to getting dumped is to sit in the same spot and position for 3 months and refuse to bathe. ~ Raindrop23
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How can anyone expect to get a rebound lay after that?! ~ avalanche719
Ha! If a guy dumped me, I don't think that I would just sit and stare out of a window. I would at least try and get over it. ~ Alazne Chan

#19

Werewolves are absolutely forbidden to tell humans about their existence. They are, however, allowed to HINT that they're werewolves in a manner that's not unlike a guessing game. ~ Adam
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Jacob was forbidden by the "alpha" wolf from telling her-but he had already told her in Twilight about the legend. ~ TexasGreatGrams
What's funny is that Bella has a painting of a wolf on her bedroom wall. Jake should have just pointed at it and then gestured to himself. ~ irg19
Isn't that how it always works? ~ OuranSweety

#20

It's okay to fall for guys who sparkle, they aren't always gay. ~ Shauna
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Yeah, not always.... ~ antonia dinozo
Hahaha awesome ~ Grayfire

#21

The best message you can possibly send to hundreds of thousands of preteen girls is that climbing on the back of a motorcycle with a random guy who looks an awful lot like a rapist is a positive thing. ~ osakapower
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#22

Just because she'll die for you doesn't mean she'll marry you. ~ WatcherAngel
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#23

A movie titled "Face Punch" will have nothing but gunshot sound effects. ~ Adam
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With a tittle like "Face Punch" you would think it wouldn't involve guns. I would think it would be a long the lines of "Fight Club." ~ TigerLily
BOTH of you, put your guns down... ~ JUICE
Wilhelm Screams!!!! LMFAO ~ Freeman
NO! Put your gun down! ~ wolfgirl92
You put YOUR gun down! ~ irg19
Wow...just, just wow... ~ Alazne Chan
~ Alazne Chan
And Wilhelm Screams ~ Invaderben

#24

There are no men's shirt stores in Forks, Washington. ~ Ace
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#25

A guy who looks like he got in a fight with body glitter definitely screams DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH. ~ MaRona
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But... It's sooo shiny! ^-^ ~ neko nana mode
I love how my sister started suddenly laughing VERY loudly when Edward started to sparkle. The whole population of the movie theater glared at her, as threateningly as eight years old and other "preteens" can get ~ SainaTsukino

#26

When a misunderstanding over the phone occurs, don't press "dial back" but run to the last known location of the caller. ~ SainaTsukino
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It wouldn't change nothing, Edward destroy the cellphone when he "knew" that Bella was dead ~ mirabella
Alice would have seen that Edward destroyed his phone and it shows him destroy. ~ RachelHill

#27

The most effective way for a vampire to commit suicide is not using a stake, but going to a faraway country to suicide by sparkle. ~ SainaTsukino
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What would be totally awesome now, is if someone wrote a song about. The Sparkle Suicide...tell me that doesn't sound like an awesome rock song. i would totally buy a whole record, just to find out what that song said... ~ Shauna
In the good old movies we had suicide by police, now we have suicide by sparkle! ~ SainaTsukino
Sparkly suicide...the thought of it still makes me chuckle ~ chobi chi
LOL! That is one of the most defective parts of the whole movie! ~ Alazne Chan

#28

If your boyfriend dumps you, you will scream uninterruptedly at night for three months and your father will only be moderately annoyed. ~ Loli Pop
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#29

Italians do it better. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#30

If a girl slaps you, it’s okay to transform into a beast and try to bite her head off. Literally. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Inability to control anger is one of the effects of the "wolf gene". ~ TexasGreatGrams
Well, technically he's a monster b/c he transformed into one. ~ kugen
Double standard! If a girl slaps a guy, she's 100% justified. If a guy transforms into a beast to retaliate, he's a monster. ~ Adam

#31

While vacationing at Volterra, Italy, do not accept any tours or enter strange buildings. ~ redabyssdistroyerkie
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nice =))) ~ nuknuk
That's good advice ~ TexasGreatGrams

#32

The first step to tending to anyone who has been injured is to take off your shirt. ~ Kaytea
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If that is the only thing you have to stop the bleeding..... ~ TexasGreatGrams

#33

Just because the werewolf is in human form, doesn't mean you aren't a Furry. ~ neko nana mode
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I've read this before, but i just now got it! (wow) but yeah... hmmm i wonder how that works ~ Sharkboy
if anyone doughts this stament read eerie cuties and u'll laugh ten times harder. ~ SPofSaturn
You made me laugh. ~ Adam

#34

Female werewolves rarely (never) rip off their clothes. And that is a great disappointment. ~ MokonaYi
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Read Eclipse-that is where the female werewolf (singularly) comes in. And she does sometime phase out of her clothes. ~ TexasGreatGrams
It's just so convenient.... ~ Grayfire

#35

Cops are always the last to know. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#36

A papercut can almost get you killed if you're surronded by vamps, but, hum, "womanly problems" go unnoticed. ~ SainaTsukino
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lol..Yeah, that little "problem" is actually explained in Stephanie Meyer's site =) ~ LTC
Good point. ~ NateSean
That made me LOL tooXD Well observedXD ~ SaxGirl
Haha, that made me LOL. ~ Adam

#37

When your boyfriend dumps you, just take completely out-of-character, death-defying risks until he's forced to save you. Emotional blackmail works every time! ~ Bagheera
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Bella wasn't trying to make Edward rescue her ~ TexasGreatGrams
Actually, that's pretty in character for Bella, unfortunately. Their whole relationship makes Romeo and Juliet look like Puritans. ~ NateSean

#38

Mortals are, by default, comedic relief. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#39

Vampires enjoy skipping through the forest. ~ Raindrop23
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LOL that scene...so funny. ~ irg19

#40

the choice between necrophilia and beastiality is tough for a teenager.... ~ theattack
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#41

Edward's mind-reading ability would be of great use to the Volturi, even though they have someone with Edward's exact power, only much magnified. ~ Adam
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yeah they should probably have explained that in the movie, that Aro may read every thought you've ever had but needs to touch you while that Edward can read your current thoughts from a couple miles away. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
Edward does not have to physically touch the person to read their mind. ~ TexasGreatGrams
No, this is completely wrong. Edward can sense only all that's CURRENTLY on the people's mind. His gift is not as powerful as Aro's, which can uncover everything that's subconscious, even past thoughts and memories. Edward's one can't. ~ Lorhen
Yeah the physical contact part is pretty disabling. ~ irg19
The only difference is that the Aro's ability only works with physical contact.. awesome site adam ~ animesick
XD good point ~ Wallpaperotaku

#42

No one can ever use the metaphor of twilight again. THANKS! ~ tsukasaluver
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"Twilight" used to be one of my favourite English words. Ah f... it, it still is. I'm a Twilight groupie, there's no way I can't deny it. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
Yeah i saw the perfume it's "twilight woods" it's very cliche i think. ~ Sharkboy
And it used to be my favorite time of day. !_! ~ neko nana mode
there's a parfume called twillight. eh ~ SainaTsukino
I know! D: What the heck are we supposed to do about the stories that were actually good now? Something better take this word back. >_> ~ Atsil
THanks Twilight black list my favorite word ~ SPofSaturn
Short stories and poetry and other forthcoming literature shall henceforth be called dusk, dawn, night, day, midnight, sunset, blah blah blah, but never again Twilight. And Shugo and Kite and the glowie bracelet shall, alas, be s.o.l. ~ ThunderRollin
Yeah, The .Hack series used the twilight metaphor multiple times, and now I can never use it. :( ~ tsukasaluver
I've blacked out that word on my copy of Nietzsche's book "Twilight of the Idols." ~ Pleiades Rising

#43

If you're a wise old man who knows all about mythology and whose son is a werewolf himself, don't seek refuge if you sense a vampire is near; instead, try to hunt her with your big, unwieldy shotgun. ~ Adam
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Huh? I'm not following ...... ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
Harry was NOT Jacob's father. He wasn't hunting the vampire-he was trying to save Charlie's life. ~ TexasGreatGrams

#44

You don't need a passport to go to Italy. ~ SainaTsukino
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The vampires' have passports too. It's explained in the 4th book (I don't want to give the details for those who haven't read it) ;-) ~ TigerLily
If you watched the movie attentively, you would have seen that Bella was holding her passport on the way to Alice's car when Jacob was asking her to stay. Well, if you are talking about Bella. But if you were talking about the vampires, of course this is so true! :) ~ cj
Thank my sister for this one ~ SainaTsukino

#45

You can fall off a motorcycle that is skidding sideways and only get a few cuts, without bleeding, but when you get a paper cut you bleed all over yourself. ~ Shauna
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the paper cut thing...was so stupid...honestly and no offense for anyone...is just..that they could do something better...like she accidentaly cut herself with a knife while cutting the cake xD ..but the paper cut.. daah...we have 1 of 2 choices: 1st the paper is as sharp as a cuisine knife...or 2nd she has hemophilia -.-' ~ Alaurien
Several things wrong with that one. The first, Bella does indeed bleed after falling off the bike. Did you miss the part where Jacob takes off his shirt to wipe off the blood? Second, Bella's paper cut isn't what makes her bleed all over herself. Edward throws her into a glass table which breaks when she hits it, thus cutting her more and producing the whole lot of blood. ~ irg19
yeah. and paper cut from wrapping paper, no less ~ SainaTsukino

#46

I learned...nothing. ~ hisaishi
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You can thank my sister for this one ~ hisaishi

#47

To be viewed as a food source is the ultimate form of loooove!! ~ umm
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#48

If a town is named after silverware that could possibly kill you, beware. ~ NanaNekoz
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#49

Being in an elevater with five vampires and stuck listening to opera on the way down is...awkward. ~ Jyanchan
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They play elevator music in the vampire lair of Volterra ~ Eibhlinn Savage
Very so xD ~ otaku

#50

The hardest decision a teenage girl can make is whether she wants to date the guy who wants to kill her or the one that drinks out of the toilet. ~ wolfgirl92
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#51

Zombie movies are metaphors for leprosy and consumerism. ~ Adam
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#52

Love spelled backwards is "love" - not "evol." ~ Adam
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Its a romantic comedy. Its not actually supposed to make any sense, much like Twilight itself. ~ Loli Pop

#53

They'll let any old riff raff into public schools. ~ Adam
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#54

When in doubt, take your shirt off. It doesn't matter if you don't have abs, they can be airbrushed on. ~ Waffuru
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Or you can really work out and gain 30 lbs of muscle ~ TexasGreatGrams
Sounds just like 300. ~ tsukasaluver
Who needs airbrush when you have foundation and body glitter? ~ ruushii

#55

You’ve never been to my city before? No worries. The urgency of your situation is totally the best navigation system. ~ Wayward Warrior
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yeah, that was weird ~ SainaTsukino

#56

Girls would rather cuddle with cold stone than a warm wolf. ~ Sage of Magic
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true that =) ~ nuknuk
i would totally take the wolf anyday! Wolves are amazingly beautiful creatures with awesome eyes. The only problem with them is their smell when they've been out in the wild...it can be a bit rank. However, i would buy cologne and be happy! ~ Shauna

#57

It's better to leave someone alone and defenseless against immortal beings trying to kill them than it is to stay with them and possibly cause a few bruises or papercuts. ~ Adam
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Even Edward admitted that he was very wrong ~ TexasGreatGrams
Exactly! It's so obvious...Edward can't see it! ~ chobi chi

#58

You have to fall for a man who comes up to you and says, "I'm bad for you" But can't fall for your best friend who is trying to protect you from the bad. ~ Shauna
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well, bad boys are hot =)) ~ nuknuk

#59

All that glitters is not gold. ~ Adam
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I agree, when I saw the trailer on the moment he is taking off his shirt or jacket whatever that was he looked awful, really ill and non-sexy at all! ~ YumeNai
Nope. Nowadays, all that glitters are all Twilight vampire. Has anyone else noticed that in the movie, the only vampire that gets a chance to sparkle is Edward? ~ Alazne Chan

#60

Sickly pale is the new tan. ~ Wayward Warrior
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yews it is lol ~ SPofSaturn

#61

It's not always good to be a tourist. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Tourist will always be an acceptable snack. ~ Loli Pop

#62

Getting a tattoo is worth being scolded over; attempting to nearly kill yourself in order to hallucinate is peachy keen. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Bella got a tattoo? Did I miss something? Which book? ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
Charlie does not know about Bella's recklessness. ~ TexasGreatGrams

#63

Doing dangerous things, like jumping off a cliff, riding a machine you know nothing about, and walking towards creepy people, just to hear your loved one's voice is never symbolism for suicide attempts. ~ Shadow Vampiress
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#64

Papercuts attract vampires. ~ Shauna
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What the hell did Carlise & Esme use to wrap the gift? Wouldn't tape have been simplier than roofing nails? ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar

#65

When you look at vampires through a werewolf's eyes, they look a lot more dead. ~ Shauna
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#66

If you live with the sherriff of the town you are living in, you are more than likely to have at least three people break into your house, one of them to steal crap. ~ Shauna
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#67

On-screen violence aggravates flu-like symptoms and induces vomiting. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#68

Paper cuts + vampires= bad. ~ MewChero
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#69

Using the "jump off a tall place" trick from the old Superman movie does NOT work for vampires. ~ Adam
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#70

Only one minor character in an entire family of vampires who supposedly love you very much will raise any concerns whatsoever about you deciding to become a soulless, undead vampire forever. ~ Adam
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Are they "soulless"? ~ TexasGreatGrams
The ethics in Twilight and the like....geez. ~ Blank of BBS

#71

If you move up to Forks, Washington you never have to actually attend school if your dad is the town doctor. Everyone is just okay with you being gone for weeks at a time without question. ~ Shauna
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#72

If you're not human, you would rather enter through the window than the door. ~ Shauna
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#73

Vampires are perfectly okay with Grand Theft Auto, if the car is pretty enough. ~ Shauna
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Especially if it's a luxury model ~ chobi chi

#74

If you eat animals you're a vegetarian vampire, but if you eat people you automatically become a monster. What if you eat both, does that make you an omni-vore? ~ Shauna
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Such a conundrum. I bet some vampires try and kill themselves over it. ~ Grayfire

#75

There's nothing wrong with suicide attempts bringing you closer to your beloved. ~ chobi chi
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#76

A cult effectively stops being just that when you join and realize how different things really are. Uh huh, sure. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Its not a cult. Its ~different~ They have ~tattoos~ ~ Loli Pop

#77

It doesn't matter whether the movie is terrible or not, because at least 30% of girls going to see it are only there to see a shirtless hottie. ~ Melodicanth
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Awfully True ~ Freeman

#78

When you are 108 years old and dating a 17 year old, being a vampire let's you off the hook from pedophilia ~ nuknuk
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nice =) ~ nuknuk
well she IS over the age of consent and they're not having sex anyway because he watched too many Jonas Brothers music videos. ~ Eibhlinn Savage

#79

Hallucinations of the guy who dumped you are NOT a good reason to stop riding your motorcycle. ~ Blank of BBS
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#80

Don't worry. Acting like he's ready to eat you is just another way of saying he loves you. ~ Z
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#81

If your boyfriend gets controlled by a brooding alpha werewolf who stared at him menacingly for half the movie, the worst you can expect is that he'll get a haircut and maybe a tattoo. ~ Adam
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#82

Vampires who are over 100 years old would rather leave town to live with their parents and siblings than stay behind and live on their own with the girl they love. ~ Adam
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#83

Even as a werewolf, your coat is always naturally groomed and never has any defects. ~ Shauna
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Well of course it's perfectly groomed, it there were any defaults they wouldn't attract the ladies as much! ~ Sharkboy

#84

If someone directly tells you "Don't do anything stupid..." the first thing you are naturally going to do is stupid, or to just sit there and cry. Either way...pretty stupid. ~ Shauna
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#85

You're cooler than Elvis if you can walk in slow mo'. ~ Pleiades Rising
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#86

Werewolves are not hairy. ~ TripleZ
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#87

A Mary Sue as a main character makes the movie that much more popular for preteen girls ~ SainaTsukino
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#88

Edward is a slow learner. That's twice he's left Bella alone, thinking she would be safer, only to have someone with a grudge against him attempt to kill her. ~ NateSean
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#89

Alice cannot forsee paper cuts ~ seeker9
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#90

If you forget to mention a main character's "special ability" in the first movie that will come into play in the third movie, make sure you mention it in that character's first scene. ~ Invaderben
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It sucked that the Cullens hardly existed in the first movie. They couldn't have sandwiched one remark about Jasper's empath ability? ~ NateSean

#91

To anyone who is considering jumping off of a highly elevated cliff into a rocky ocean grave for the sole purpose of seeing hallucinations of your sparkly yet abandonment-prone boyfriend: try heroin. ~ vaccuum
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#92

If vampirism makes one beautiful, explain Marcus. ~ wiinterrr
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Point well made! ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
This one is my fav. ~ mehak
And Edward, and Jasper, and Aro. The list goes on and on. ~ PandasLikePoptarts

#93

Vampires do show up on film. ~ Halfsh0t
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#94

Geeks are ugly, but sickly, pale, 100 year old vampires are considered hot. ~ Wolfie7
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#95

Edward was just going out for a simple tan he long needed. But no, Bella had to stop him for theatrics. FOR LOVE. ~ Shineska
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#96

When you become a werewolf - you get a tat, a haircut, lose your shirt and are perpetually hot. ~ kerina
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#97

Nothing happens to you if you sleep alone in the woods. ~ Vah Shellsing
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#98

Being on either Team Edward *or* Team Jacob is pretty stupid when the book revealing who Bella ends up with has already been released. ~ ekedolphin
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that's what i say. just be team twilight ~ tina270

#99

When you're a vampire who is friends with a clumsy human, definitely wrap their gifts, no matter how high the risks of a paper cut are. ~ MewChero
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#100

As a werewolf you are required to either go shirtless or wear a shirt to where it doesn't matter if it's on or not. ~ Shauna
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#101

If you move to Forks, Washington you will immediately be considered awesome and popular, and be liked by all the boys in the school. ~ Shauna
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Yeah .... that was pretty unrealistic! The new girl in town -- who is a klutz and very wallflowerish -- is immediately the most popular ... the "IT" girl ... in town! Yeah, as if! ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
Haha, it's true. I used to live in Forks :D ~ vaccuum

#102

If no mind-reader can read your mind, it does NOT mean your mind is blank. nuh-huh. ~ SainaTsukino
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Nah, just means the mind is "Up In Smoke" ~ Grayfire

#103

Vampire sparkles are rainbow-colored. Like Skittles. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#104

Nearly dying for the sake of hallucinations is a perfectly logical idea! ~ Koda
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#105

Werewolves don't give off the wet dog smell. ~ Yuki
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#106

Bloody hell, Harry! Cedric Diggory didn't die after all! Take that Voldemort! ~ antonia dinozo
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Nope, but he did become paler and a lot more sparkly... he was better off dead. ~ KungFuMasterLarry

#107

You can't run with Vampires. They're fast. ~ Halfsh0t
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#108

Werewolves can't wait for a full moon. ~ Freeman
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#109

Vampires enjoy elevator music. ~ magpie34
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#110

Bella has become THE TEASE FROM HELL!!! ~ mannerino
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#111

Vampires are emo- except they shop at gap. ~ Gousfbulls
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#112

sparkling blood sucking cold pale vampires are irresistible these days ~ helenhysteria
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#113

When you leave your significant other, the best place to angst is an attic in South America. ~ Waffuru
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Hey ..... but the hole in the wall attic room had a million dollar view of Rio!!! People pay BIG bucks for the same view!!! ~ Ipreferpuma2cougar
And not change clothes. ~ irg19
I'll have to remember that if I ever get a significant other. ~ Z

#114

Red cloaks symbolize victory over vampires. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#115

Some vampires in past lives were wizards. ~ hisaishi
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sorry. It should be vampires. ~ hisaishi

#116

Just because a girl is beautiful DOES NOT mean you should follow her everywhere. ~ Shauna
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#117

After your boyfriend comes back from almost killing himself, you have to immediately choose between him and your best friend. ~ Sharkboy
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#118

If you are in a love fight between a vampire and a werewolf you are more than likely to have a whole bunch of nightmares if someone is not there for you. ~ Shauna
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#119

If you see a fire in the ocean, you are either hallucinating or a crazy vampire, which is after you, is being chased by a bunch of giant wolves. ~ xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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#120

Love bites. Haha, get it? ~ Wayward Warrior
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LMFAO the best one ~ LillyAnne

#121

It's okay to ignore your dad's pal's death to pursue your love and continue ignoring it when you get your love back. ~ blah and more blah
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#122

Your boyfriend is more than happy to read a werewolf’s mind for his own benefit and amusement, but when you ask him what said werewolf is thinking and if he’s going to hurt you, all you get is a blank stare. Guess you’re on your own, peaches. ~ SkyolaGrl
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#123

If your vampire boyfriend asks you to take a walk with him after a few days of not speaking to you...heads up, it will not end well. ~ Sassy
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#124

Scoffing is a perfectly, not at all annoying way to express one self verbally. ~ Sassy
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LOL ~ Shaqbar

#125

Werefols don't know the exact meaning of secret. Case in point: Jacob says "Have you ever had a secret... that you couldn't tell anyone?". Secret = sth that you can't tell anyone, right? ~ nuknuk
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#126

Girls who are flat, pale, awkward, emo, friendless and devoid of any interpersonal skills are definitely worth killing yourself on a different continent over. ~ Gousfbulls
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#127

That if this 'piece of litrature' can get made into a movie; my writing can too! ~ YesLiid
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#128

Vampires should have their own self-help section in bookstores, maybe even an undead version of Dr. Phil. Edward and Bella could really use the help. ~ Movie Chic
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#129

It's perfectly rational to stay with a guy who once slashed up your face when he threw a tantrum. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#130

People who watch girls while they're sleeping: pedophiles, stalkers, violators and Edward Cullen. ~ 0zkr
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#131

If you have expensive cars it's ok to be a pedophile. ~ 0zkr
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#132

As a little side note: You should never tell another guy - who may or may not be a werewolf - that you love him right in front of a vampire who can kill you at any second. Especially when you love the vampire too. ~ Alazne Chan
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#133

Even vampires have bad hair days. ~ Halfsh0t
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#134

Going to Italy from Brasil takes 2 days less than going there from USA ~ nuknuk
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#135

The requirements for being the perfect boyfriend: 1) Glittering 2)Having an appetite for the girl's blood 3) Being considerably older than the girl (like 100 years older) 4) Constantly abandoning her 5) Being suicidal 6)Being homicidal 7) Being pedophile 8) Breaking into her room to watch her sleep 9)Having great cars and a big house ~ nuknuk
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#136

While practically fooling around with your friend's six pack ( who you know loves you), keep talking about how much you love your ex-boyfriend. ~ mannerino
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#137

It's cool to date underage girls; as long as you sparkle. ~ Gousfbulls
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#138

werewolfs can cry. ~ mehak
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#139

Werewolfs have better abs than vampires. ~ mehak
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#140

Which one is Edward again? ~ DaMaser
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#141

That vampires when running through the forest look alot like love sick humans running in slow mo' ~ Shaqbar
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#142

Jasper Hale and Edward Scissorhands look strikingly similar. ~ Movie Chic
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#143

Werewolves could benefit from learning some deep breathing exercises. ~ Movie Chic
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#144

Teenage hysteria = box office movie ~ blogger de niro
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#145

Nothing says I love you like "I'm going to kill myself in Italy." ~ 0zkr
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#146

If someone was nearly to die, just take off your shirt, that solves everything ~ 0zkr
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#147

If you watch a girl while she's sleeping you're not a pervert it's just you love her. ~ 0zkr
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#148

Who says sparks is gay? It helps you get some girls. ~ 0zkr
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#149

The Jersey Shore kids are probably all werewolves. ~ Danny
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#150

Your dad won't let you see the one man you care about and have been with for a long time, but he's okay with you going to another town to watch a movie with a girl you barely know, but calls herself your friend. ~ Shauna
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#151

If you have a vampire as a best friend you either have to have an awesome car, or your car has to have an awesome sound system. ~ Shauna
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#152

There are no ugly vampires. (Personal preferences notwithstanding.) ~ Wayward Warrior
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then, waht happens to Marco, Aro and Cayo? ~ mirabella

#153

It's okay to use people as a means to an end. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#154

Vampires are all for oligarchy. ~ Wayward Warrior
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#155

Watching this movie and talking smack about this movie have nothing to do with one another. The fact that you don't need to know that plot to do that makes it fun! ~ umm
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#156

Girls in a movie theater will go "oooh" when they see Jacob take his shirt off but in Edward's first shirtless scene one girl will shout, "ick" to the applause of the rest of the theater. (Actually happened when I went to see this. Poor Rob.) ~ NateSean
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yeah i'm reading a lot of things about Rob's weird possibly CGI nipple... ~ Eibhlinn Savage
my sister was laughing out loud, very loud ~ SainaTsukino

#157

There's a vampire hunting you, your best friend (a werewolf) is hunting the vampire, and your father is hunting your best friend. What's the best thing you can do? Going to leapt into the water from a cliff. ~ mirabella
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#158

I am handsome, a great listener and have a spectacular abs, but i you make me angry i will ravage your face with my wolf claws. ~ blogger de niro
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#159

I am handsome, a great listener with six pack abs... but if you make me angry i will ravage your face with my wolf claws. ~ blogger de niro
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#160

If your girlfriend/possible snack kisses you, make a face of agony. That always turns them on ;) ~ LillyAnne
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#161

Worst werewolf transformations ever. ~ LonelyShadow
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#162

Old vampires movies: vampires are scary. New vampire movies: emo girl and anemic vampire want to get laid. ~ 0zkr
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#163

Bella doesn't need to be turned into a vampire, she already acts like the living undead. ~ Muse
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#164

After nearly getting killed several times, it's best to rely on others to save you as opposed to learning the very basics of self-defense. ~ Abrina7
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#165

When you've almost been supper for your vampire boyfriend's newly vegetarian brother, it is a good idea to act sexy (read:creepy eyes) and ask for a birthday kiss after the ordeal, thereby making sure your overprotective boyfriend won't do anything rash ... such as require the entire family to lose contact with you for months. ~ Silver
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#166

Leprosy isn't funny. ~ irg19
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#167

Werewolves have telepathic abilities. ~ k1ngv1rus
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In the books werewolves can communicate with each other when they're in animal form. Of course they never mention the abilities of characters other than Edward until it's convenient to the plot. ~ NateSean