Face-paint will keep you safe from explosions, concussions, shattered glass, and fire.
Lol, ain't that the truth. link
When in doubt, take your shirt off. It doesn't matter if you don't have abs, they can be airbrushed on.
Sounds just like 300. link
No one can ever use the metaphor of twilight again. THANKS!
Yeah, The .Hack series used the twilight metaphor multiple times, and now I can never use it. :( link