NEVER accidentally activate a navigation system! Or Megatron finds you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Vampires glow in the day like fairies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Kim Basinger has never looked more beautiful... as a human being. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Crossing streams is always a good thing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
True Lies is like a prequel to Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Imagine what a superhero sneeze can do to your house. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Horses on rooftops never gets old. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
The next time I beat up someone, it will be in sync with whatever music being heard at the moment or have a song prepared in advance. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Has a 'only pause on DVD' moment of director David Schwimmer. Yes! Ross Geller! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)
If you bump into Sandra Bullock naked, don't think twice! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)
Background checks on maids and helpers need to be more stringent in the future. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)
A time travel/teleporting He-Man? Isn't that something for the record books... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
So, is the disease floating around in the air and killing people a metaphor for viruses we can't see with the naked eye??? link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)
Tom Cruise as the hunter becoming the hunted. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
A glimpse of the future in the near future. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Product placements almost everywhere... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Never surrender your eye to retina scan. It will bring more harm than good. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Keeping the world safe through the imagination of science fiction writers. Will predicting a crime before it happens REALLY help? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Bullets are obsolete. The futuristic blasting sonic wave air gun takes its place. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Despite the movie being futuristic, there is always the one old traditional country house not too far from the city. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)
Tom Cruise as John Anderton who is a cop AND a junkie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
No more prisons for criminals in the future. Only a huge room with criminals stored in private tubes for duration of sentencing... Wait! Isn't that the same? link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)
Always trust your ex-wife if you have been betrayed by your mentor. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Prison wardens can play piano organs. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
There is always that one villian who almost escaped in the end and died a horrible death with the supporting hero thought to be dead but never did die. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
When facing Godzilla, always standstill and scream your lungs out to avoid being trampled by giant monster. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
It is so easy to break into Skywalker Ranch. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)
Shia LaBeouf, the Decepticons are watching your every move... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Aliens visiting from other planets must not expect top notch accommodations during their stay here... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Bruce Almighty - If Jim Carrey was God.
Bruce Almighty 2 - If God was Jim Carrey! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Space shuttle explosion + Fire = Oxygen in outer space. Wait a minute... I thought fire can ONLY exist in the presence of oxygen? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
If you bite the pavement with a gun to your head, just tell the killer to get on with the shooting. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
There is nothing 'wonder' about the 'land' that Alice went to. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
In order to love a plan that comes together... you need to first experience a plan that DIDN'T come together. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)
Initially, I thought this movie was a sequel to Michael Bay's Armageddon. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Batman CAN fly! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)
Engineers should be working on making electronic devices for dogs to talk rather than sending astronauts to space. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Brad Pitt's The Fight Club during WW2. link
Rating: -2 (+0/-2)
The best place to have a hangover is and always has been LAS VEGAS! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Who is the REAL jedi master? George Clooney or Ewan MacGregor? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
If you are a ninja, attempting to slash your opponent with your sword ONLY rips the clothes, NOT the skin on your body. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Is Fresno such a bad place to move to? (Former Fresno State student) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Daddy is ALWAYS right! Period. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Travelling Back in Time Guide Book. Tip#1: Avoid meeting parents at all cost! Tip#2: Always be scientifically savvy. Tip#3: Plan your luggage ahead. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)
The most beautiful interior production design of Area 51 in any movie...EVER! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
NEVER piss off the ruling political party of any nation on this planet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Will raise my kid to be a physically-fit scientist to prepare his/her self for possible situations like this in the future. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
If I conquer my fear of rats does that make me RATMAN somewhere in the future? link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)
Accidentally walking into a delivery room gives you a lifetime of memories! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
The very least Megatron could have done is THANK Starscream for contributing in his escape from Hoover Dam. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
We are DEFINITELY not alone in this universe! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Damn those aliens. They are responsible for EVERYTHING on earth! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
There is a little Tyler Durden in everyone! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)
Always dress your kid in similar fashion as the father. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)
Finally, now I know how to hold a lightning bolt in my hand! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)
A pig as a foot stool does wonders for foot massaging. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Traffic collision NOT traffic accident! Accident implies that there is no one to be blamed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
If you are running away from prehistoric animals in the open, chances are you will NOT get trampled! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Leaving your kid home alone is the best time when he/she becomes more mentally creative. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)
National Treasure 3: Area 51 Declassified. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Does this mean that every American president in history should/had/has a body double...just in case? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
The assassinations would have been much cleaner & quieter if the assassin had a SNIPER RIFLE. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Always visualize winning an Oscar when working on an acting project. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Setting up a nation's prime minister to be evil just opens the door for the movie to be banned in that country. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)
While Superman was stopping heavy fire during bank robbery, helicopter with money loot got away...off camera. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Back in the day, they DO take it up in the a**... link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)
Cops can be trigger happy when stressed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
Superheroes have an extremely better lifespan than others. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)
The Smurfs LIVE on Pandora! link
Rating: -3 (+0/-3)
If Optimus Prime is a descendent of The Fallen , does that mean that robots have a reproductive (giving birth) system? link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)