The best way to travel is by hat. link
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Fez. link
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Away with the Big Head! link
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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! link
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Everyone in the English speaking world knows 'Jingle Bell Rock'. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Joining the Mathletes is social suicide. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Kelis is a GREAT role model for young girls. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Subtle warnings don't work. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you get shot, you will become a hero. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you wake up, of course you'll be wearing a bra. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Tom Cruise just LOVES blowing up cars. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Don't underestimate French cab drivers. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fighting on a steel bar construction - no problem. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jackie Chan can sing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Pinocchio wears a pink string. link
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Taking your ex-wife to jail is the best job ever. link
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Cops make fun of bounty hunters. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Some people, incredibly, won't seem to believe that Jennifer Aniston is a former model. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Female journalists know how to handle weapons, too. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Vengeance is sweet. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The pathetic guy wants to be a hero. link
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Horse medicine makes you seem drunk. link
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Walking with a broken leg - no problem. link
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Superheroes have big ego's. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Policemen aren't the bravest people. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Going into a burning house is not dangerous at all. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Go listen to police radio when you're no longer wanted as a superhero. It's completely safe and no-one will find out about it. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

It's not easy to be God. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

And that's the way the cookie crumbles. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Inside bad, outside good! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Little old ladies can be pretty strong. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You won't defeat a dementor by just thinking of flying. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Muggles can't see anything, no - but if you jab them with a fork, they feel. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you! link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

It's going to be a bumpy ride! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Daddy doesn't scare the kids - mommy does. link
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In 1983 they already had keyboards from 1984. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hugh Grant is a terrible dancer. Still, he has a lot of fans. link
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Love is like luggage - you lose it, you find it, you lose it again... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Exploring religion" is totally hot. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Plant girl comes up with better lyrics than a professional lyricist. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Oompa Loompas are great musicians. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The best way to vent your feelings about Valentine's day is to completely wreck a heart-shaped piņata. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When your girlfriend's mom finds you in her daughter's room wearing no more than a guitar, just tell her you're rehearsing. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you're a student with a huge debt, your only option is to be a 'phone adult entertainer'. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even to teenagers, love matters more than - physical contact. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The love of your life will always be the love of your life. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Kids in love are adorable. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Love comes unexpected. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Boasting is never a good thing. Especially when it's about love. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Be careful what you say to your admirers. They might just turn against you. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

If you don't exercise, you get fat - even when you're a superhero. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

A superhero always falls in love with beautiful girls. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even if you can stretch yourself endlessly thin, your hips will always remain broad. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Babies can have superpowers, too. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

You can win any fight by combining your strengths. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you work in the insurance business, you can't be honest to your clients or else you'll get fired. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

A company is like a giant clock. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Some people don't need your superhero help. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The evil assistant isn't always evil. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

There's nothing super about super models. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Never hire a normal babysitter to babysit your superbaby. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Rescuing a tame kitty from a tree is not as easy as it might seem. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If an ogre farts - you're dead. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ogres are like onions. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

True love comes unexpected. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you're small, build a ginormous castle to compensate. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Earwax makes a great candle. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

No-one needs toothpaste when there's caterpillars. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

No dead girls on the table. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The princess is in the highest room in the tallest tower. Always. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A girl's diary scares guys. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Fairy Godmother equals Evil Stepmother. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

A frog king can have a human wife and an ogre for a daughter. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Doves can't focus on flying when they see ogres. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Drinking potions is always safe. Surely nothing can happen - except maybe, a little stomach ache and a burp through the anal passage. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Once an ogre, always an ogre. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

No matter how big, milk always beats the cookie. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

The Kiss always has to happen at midnight. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Never underestimate old ladies. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dwarf = living babysitter. They do the cleaning, the burping... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cats need diapers too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Donkey loves baby food. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Donkey can't do the adorable eyes trick. Even when he's really Puss. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Be careful what you wish for... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Some people (or animals) just don't understand boundaries. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ogres look great in old-fashioned costumes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All Donkey can think about is food. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fiona didn't get her fighting skills from her father. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Evil people aren't as evil as you might think - some of them like growing daffodils. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can't get rid of undead just by blowing at them and waving your hands in their direction. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you're told not to look down - of course you will! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't look down. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

A king bows to world-savers; even if they're just hobbits. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You don't need advanced technology to create marvellous fireworks. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

It's not weird for a hobbit to celebrate their 111th birthday. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to! link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Don't follow the lights! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Dwarves breathe loud. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

To think that hobbits care only about food and drinks is considered a rather unfair observation. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)