The only way you can become a brave man is to know your girlfriend prolly get's raped... link
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The only way to get predator's attention is to cut your chest with a knife... link
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In order to make a hipster movie you will have to add the word "Volume" instead of simply 1,2,3 link
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Gener Wilder is crazy. link
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In the future the best spy gadgets are cockroaches... link
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A perfect woman will only fall in love with a perfect man. link
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In order to be a good preppy school girl who does all her homework you must live an extraordinary experience... link
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Alec Baldwin has a big butt. link
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Valium really works good. link
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If you are a classy & intelligent woman you must time-travel in order to get the man of your dreams. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Taco Bell has great advertising advisors. link
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The best singer in this movie is the old guy singing "Revolution"... link
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It's okay kissing little girls on the mouth and drinking rat's blood. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

In other centuries a teenager was already a man, having his own plantations of shit , fighting in bars and having encounters with prostitutes. Nothing has changed... link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The queen of all pale vampires is african-american. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's okay to leave your job to follow a nervous-break-down-egocentric-confused man, because maybe he will fall in love for you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dont speak your mind in a work memorandum... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Oliver twist can play music! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The moment you see something really strange like a policeman that melts into silver mercury shit, always drop your cigarette out of your mouth... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you want to get your prince charming you will have to abandon your family and drastically change your body. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

John Connor looks like Schwarzenegger instead of Reese's. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The assistant takes longer to put the wired microphone on Pitt's naked chest instead of Freeman's. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Wayne Szalinski forgets to say Mazel tov when he breaks the bottle with his foot... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Macauly Kulkin is smarter than JOE PESCI... link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Intelligent & talented girls must be psychos... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Albert Camus books are heavy dope... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The only thing that can kill Barnes is Barnes. link
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All African American witch doctors looks like pimps. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Anything that lacks of a reasonable explanation is "horrible". link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You have to quit smoking only if your skinhead son promises you that his hair will grow again. link
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Only in a movie a girl could say no if Benicio del Toro ask her if she wants to see his d... link
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Whenever you hear a girl screaming "stop" think again maybe she said COP... link
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There's a lot of doors in a gigantic ship... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sometimes you can actually forget a very valuable jewel inside your coat... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Teenage hysteria = box office movie link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

I am handsome, a great listener with six pack abs... but if you make me angry i will ravage your face with my wolf claws. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I am handsome, a great listener and have a spectacular abs, but i you make me angry i will ravage your face with my wolf claws. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Shang Tsung is brittish. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

According to this movie a woman has to be 1000 years to be wise and strong like Kitana. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)