It's embarrassing when you get eaten by a plant, but it's outright pathetic when you get rescued by a weasel who's married to a pineapple. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you can't hide your nut in the ground, quickly eat it before it decides to runaway and escape. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If your childrens' food hugs you, simply return your love by throwing it of a cliff, believing it can fly. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Sid decided to improve his parenting skills by raising a human girl and three dinosaurs before getting mini-versions of himself. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)