Ballerinas steal from their role models. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Broadway dancing with your love interest in a New York street is perfectly normal. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Asian girls are oblivious of the strong accent in their voices. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A former dance crew member joining the rival group instantly turns into a jerk. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

NYU lets you go for a double major mid-semester if you ask for it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tron Light Suits come in handy if you aspire to win the finals of a New York Dance Battle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Broke New York dancers can make Tron Light Suits in their basement. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you arrive late at a lecture in Harvard, you might not have a clue about who the speaker is. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mark Zuckerberg might check your math if you calculate in front of him. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2010 tries hard to be an asshole. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Even Highway-patrol chicks try every possible means to get married. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Adolescent boys confuse closet-sex for first-degree murder attempts. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Head-on collision of a car with an alien boy might lead the car to implode. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

What's similar between a fawn and Edward Cullen? Both possess the remarkable ability to mysteriously appear in your bedroom when you are asleep. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Monsters leave their eyeballs on their plate before a nap. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Eating a grape breaks the starved monster's slumber. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Little boys don't miss the opportunity to peek at older girls changing into their Halloween costumes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Trying to use the little magic you know to get the household cleaning done is obviously not a good idea. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tesla coils serve as a replacement for turntables. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Trust the bad guy's apprentice to give you lessons in Magic 101 when you two are alone in a toilet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Never ever put the padding aside while learning to shoot plasma bolts out of your hands. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Psycho murderers get lucky in Vegas. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Voldemort is the wizarding world's Mel Gibson. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

While handing over something not rightfully in your possession to someone in your will, make sure to get it hidden somewhere below a frozen lake so the Law can't stop you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never mess with Death. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even Harry Potter messes with his best friend's girl when he's not around. So next time tell morality to shut the eff up. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

When it's about treasure,men don't care to stop fighting even if the damsel pretends to faint. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Fantasy princess' dress doesn't easily fit through New York apartment doors. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

A broken bell rings if you really believe! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a girl leaves you,you hate everything about her you used to particularly like in her. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Batman was a ninja. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Optimus Prime is NOT the 'Tooth Fairy'. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The Government is listening! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are a gorgeous wizard's significant other,chances are that the scarecrow stalking you is just a Prince under a curse,who is in love with you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A stalker scarecrow is not creepy if it helps you every now and then. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The king is never stupefied to see his doppelganger standing nonchalantly upon entering a room in his castle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A playboy wizard and the fire in his grate have a special secret bond between them. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

EVE is a terrible dancer. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Female robots giggle! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In robotkind,it is not considered secretive and suspicious at all if the female you met recently is unwilling to disclose personal matters (such as 'directive') and it is perfectly normal to take her to your home successively. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Superpowers aren't enough to make you a Superhero.You need a high-profile seamstress. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never crush the dreams of a kid who considers you his idol.He might grow up to be your worst-opponent-ever! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Commanding the target to 'Freeze!' doesn't always work in the cops' favor. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Don't expect an underage kid living in one of the higher-end suites at the Plaza Hotel to tip the bellboy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you really have it in you to walk that long,you would arrive upon the earth's edge....well,more or less. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They had actually named the dog 'Indiana'. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If your shirt sucks,it doesn't matter whether you are laid-back or cool-hip at a party. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's not a space shuttle launch.It's sex. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When girls hint at "taking the relationship to the next level" they don't mean sex. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"My friends call me Nova...as in Casanova" is not really a pickup line that's going to get you laid,regardless of the fact that you say it when alone with a college chick on a moonlit night. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There was a time when constables performed autopsy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nifty little stuff you play with as kids would lead you to solve greater mysteries in life as adults if you decipher the message they contain within.The trick is to pay attention! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you are an underage kid without a driver's license illegally driving off without permission,"Any problem,officer?" is the perfectly normal response to offer to a cop (who was in pursuit due to your breaking the speed limit) after tossing the car off a cliff and maneuvering a close escape. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

God was on vacation during the "Dark Ages". link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All it takes to repair a broken alien spaceship are loads of disposed computer parts.You might require alien brains though,to figure out how! link
Rating: -2 (+0/-2)

Father-in-laws are evil! link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Extra-terrestrials,who otherwise walk around in the nude and display signs of barbarism are actually more intelligent than a rocket-scientist and have an array of hi-tech gadgets at their disposal. link
Rating: 0 (+4/-4)

Next time you decide to use a pack of highly-trained dangerous dogs to help you in re-claiming your honor, make sure there isn't a particular brown one in the pack with a soft spot in its heart. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Marriage is blissful as long as your spouse is the person who shared your fascination for your childhood idol. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)