Voldemort will try and hug Malfoy but when Harry tries to hug him, noooo!! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even baby Voldemort has no nose! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Someone should find the Malfoys and let them know how everything ended. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Warner Bros couldn't convince Robert Pattinson to make a Cedric Diggory cameo. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Deatheaters really need startup benefits to convince people to join. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Voldemort will simply laugh when you give him a piece of your mind. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even the all powerful Dark Lord gets overwhelmed and faints at times. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Drinking human blood makes your eyes red, however drinking animal blood makes your eyes gold... Wait, aren't humans animals?? link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Jasper will suddenly remember to have a Southern accent after 3 movies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Vampires are totally cool with you cheating on them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one wants to buy any Avon products. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You don't have a choice in who you marry if he comes and visits you as a little girl. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a naked man comes and visits a 6 year old girl and is a stranger to her, it's not creepy, it's sweet! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's not weird at all for a small child to be in love with a 40-something-year-old man. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Time Travelers will disappear during very important events. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Having sex with your husband from the past is NOT cheating. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even after a Time Traveler dies, he will live forever from his time traveling. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Children are allowed to leave school field trips to go on walks with strange men. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

5-year-olds handle life changing news better than adults. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though Henry randomly time travels for days on end, he can still hold down a job. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Taking lottery numbers from the future is cheating. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After 3 movies, Edward's hair has slowly gone flatter. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Volturi do not offer second chances. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Edward will get upset about Bella going off and hanging out with Jacob but no, not kissing him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If your girlfriend says no to marrying you, ask her multiple times, she's sure to come around. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In the scene just after Bella assures her father she's a virgin, she will go off and try to lose her virginity. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Because I'm in love with her! Was that not clear? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You never step in the same river twice. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you take your daughter to the beach, Cameron Diaz will threaten to divorce you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The wrong sister dies in the movie! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

If Doug has been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then you're sh*t outta luck! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you find your best friend Doug, you have to give him a best friend hug! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Evil villains play wii. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Minions love kisses. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Even evil villains are scared on roller coasters. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Why are you so old?!? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Minions love karaoke. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Devoted vampire boyfriends are 100% okay with you cheating on them with their natural mortal enemy. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

It's perfectly normal for a 17 year old to have an extremely deep emotional attachment to his toys. link
Rating: -8 (+2/-10)

Even after being in sewer water and being torn and treated badly, Lots-o can still smell like strawberries link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Gods don't bleed. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Watching turtles hatch can result in sudden death. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There's a jungle cat in the bathroom. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The black guy always dies. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Pirates have feelings too! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When you take off your mask, your hair starts to fall out in tufts. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When everyone has left you, your only friend will be the toy monkey. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The song "All I Ask of You" really makes the Phantom upset. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Being engaged is not a crime. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Keep your hand at the level of your eyes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You will curse the day you did not do all the Phantom asked of you link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Telling your friend that he's gonna be a father is a guaranteed way to save him. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Kids who never knew how to sing can learn to become amazing singers in a 5 minute montage. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The girl's boyfriend will become a Nazi and leave her. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You can push a car all the way to Switzerland. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though Mr. Van Trap stopped singing, he kept playing the guitar. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even nuns sin. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Nuns like to gossip too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The poor are picky about clothes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Whistles are for cats and dogs. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cars have cars to help drive them around link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your mom gets a call, you will mess up your dancing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can trust thousands of people to keep your deepest secret. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can't both get on the door link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Terrorists ruin everything, even true love. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even in the most hostile places, you will always get letters from your girlfriend. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It only takes 2 weeks to fall for someone. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In the end, she'll always want him back. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When about to die, you'll think about coins. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's hard to take Amanda Seyfried seriously because of Mean Girls. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Horse camps don't always work out. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

She'll always fall for the lifelong friend. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The main French can-can girl will have a British accent. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You can hit the Eiffel Tower with a gun. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The moon sings Italian opera link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Poetry" can mean many different things. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The black guy always has good timing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

No one listens when Nicole Kidman says to hang onto your hat. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The audience is oblivious to death. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The solution to jealousy is rape. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)