Baby April doesn't like it when you throw rocks at her. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Baby April laughs at violence. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Teach the girl to fight then tie her up so she can't. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

No part of the body is good or bad, just as long as it's well-scrubbed... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even when preparing for battle, Yang will still have to do other people's laundry. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being a dragon humbles a person. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you are courageous in battling a creature no one else really stands a chance against, Aslan will turn you back into a boy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cave water turns people and non-magical items into gold... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aslan's Kingdom = Heaven link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Dawn Treader is quite a tough ship. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Aslan is now just motivational background support. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A rat can take on a dragon. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Caspian is only looking for a beautiful queen...He apparently doesn't look for any other qualities... link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

See? It was a good thing you got the 7th sword stuck in your shoulder... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't imagine your worst fears when the mist is around! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Edmund really has issues with the White Witch... link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you steal treasure, you will become a dragon because all dragons guard treasure. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Again, all the girl wants is to be beautiful...*cough* cliche *cough* link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If one could treat relatives like insects all problems would be solved! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

He wants to go back to England. He's GOING back to ENGLAND!!! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The moment there's nothing to say is when the rat will shut up. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

We have nothing if not belief. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Narnian universe may be flat... link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

There is no honor in turning away from adventure. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The mist is strangely similar to the Bermuda Triangle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A barnacle-encrusted sword makes an awesome gift! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The delusions of Narnia may be from a poor diet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Seagulls don't talk. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

No one touches the tail. Period. Exclamation point! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Houses appear out of thin air. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Beware the oppressor. He's very oppressive! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You must blow on The Book of Incantations to open it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You know something is evil when it has "dark" in its name, hence "Dark Island." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Wonder how the hair would've worked if Repunzel had an awful voice. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

While your hair has amazing healing properties, can be used as rope, and is pretty much the fountain of youth, it also makes a good flashlight. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Pascal knows best. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Horses make excellent law enforcement. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

There isn't very much blood when you get stabbed in the stomach by a blade. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Frying pans make excellent weapons. link
Rating: 12 (+12/-0)

A king and queen won't have any more children after their daughter goes missing for 18 years. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

The first man you have ever met will be the one you fall in love with. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

When your REALLY long hair is braided up so it doesn't drag, it won't be so heavy that you can't hold yourself up. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

A fake reputation is all a man has. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

Some horses know how to sword fight. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

A bunch of ruffians are all just dreamers. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

The old woman was important. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

If you drink a potion made from a magic flower and you're pregnant, your baby will be born with magic hair. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Pascal doesn't like it in the house. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Your baby will be born with a full head of hair if you drink the potion made from the magic flower. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Your mother sees a strong, beautiful young lady in the mirror...and you as well! link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Your mother is always just teasing. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Don't forget your mother knows best, or you'll regret it. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Who needs a dog when you have Maximus the horse? link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Men have fangs. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

It's very hard to put an unconscious man in a closet. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

Long hair can be used to do many things. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

If slapping doesn't wake the guy up, a wet willy sure will! link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

She broke his smolder! link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

There's a lot of blood in that ruffian's mustache. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

They never can get Flynn's nose right on all the wanted posters. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

All villains have evil meetings in an evil lair where almost every villain is present. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Poor Hedwig :( link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

House elf eyes stay closed when dead. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dobby has no master! link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

Dobby never meant to kill, only to maim or seriously injure. link
Rating: 13 (+15/-2)

Of course Dobby can apparate out of the room. He's an elf! link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

The snatchers won't take Ron's deilluminator. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you're about to be caught, you can count on your friend to make you ugly and unrecognizable...but she will leave the one thing that everyone recognizes on your forehead. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

"Engorgio" is a good spell to use on a candle in a tent. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Ron has nightmares of Harry and Hermione having sex. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you can't magically get a sword out of a frozen lake, it's a good idea to strip down to your underwear to jump in and retrieve it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you're sad, just dance...badly. But it works either way! link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Ron always gets hurt. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"When Muggles Attack" looks like a good read. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The Ministry of Magic is now strangely similar to George Orwell's "1984." link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Ron forgets he's not married sometimes. link
Rating: 11 (+12/-1)

So who came up with the idea to flush yourself into work? link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Only Harry's birthday is worth mentioning. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

A woman's handbag really is a bottomless pit. link
Rating: 12 (+12/-0)

Harry is just too polite to say "Shut up." link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The snitch is easily caught the second time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

George likes to watch. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Ron and Harry wouldn't last two days without Hermione. link
Rating: 12 (+12/-0)

If you lose an ear, you're a saint. 'Cause you're holy for it. Get it? link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

Harry should've buckled his seatbelt for the flying motorcycle ride. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fleur apparently thinks Harry is hideous. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Mad Eye Moody always has some polyjuice potion handy. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Nobody has ever risked their lives for Harry Potter before. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In a movie where one of the prevailing themes is racism, there will be only one minority. Sure there's plenty of muggles and wizards but only one person out of all of those has any color. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Voldemort loves picking on the Malfoy family. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

Even politicians in the wizarding world are corrupt. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The last movie started in the Ministry of Magic as well. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Ethan doesn't have any weed for 9 dollars an hour. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Dogs like getting high too. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ethan's dad was like a father to him. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

In order to intern at Facebook, you must be able to hack while drunk. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Facebook is run by a bunch of party animals. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Always read the contract before signing it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you're a girl and have sex you are suddenly a slut! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are Vegan, you have amazing Vegan powers. But if you break Vegan law 3 times, they are taken away! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)