If you are Vegan, you have amazing Vegan powers. But if you break Vegan law 3 times, they are taken away! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Your band will get better if your lives depend on it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You might be thrown into a brick wall, or into the side of a building 10 stories up, or into several brick walls at the same time, or just get beat the crap out of, but you will only walk away with minor injuries. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Having to pee is a good excuse to get out of stuff. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sharing a bed with your gay best friend isn't gay. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Some people can text while sleeping. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Some people possess the unique ability to bleep their own cuss words. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If only life gave you an extra life. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can literally smack the highlights out of someone's hair. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you defeat an evil ex in battle, they turn into coins! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The real enemy is yourself...Nega Scott!! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Love < Self Confidence link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

What happens when someone plays a lot of Tekken? You get this movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It just sux [sideways 8] sometimes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People learn how to drive playing Grand Theft Auto. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mark Wahlberg learned how to dance and play harp just to make fun of people who do those things. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Captain Gene quotes TLC songs. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Eva Mendez is a plain woman. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

There's no such thing as a "desk-pop." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can smash all the technology in the bureau and no one will say anything about it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Grown men do not give each other gifts. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mark Wahlberg is a peacock! Let him fly! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Homeless people love to have orgies in a Prius. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Mark Wahlberg's favorite animal is the shark, going by his desktop backgrounds. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's Good Cop, Bad Cop, not Bad Cop, Bad Cop. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Will Ferrell was a pimp. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's probably not a good idea to jump off a building in pursuit of the bad guys. You won't land in the bushes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hot ladies love Will Ferrell. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The bad guys have REALLY bad aim, even from a helicopter. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't forget your seat-belt. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

No one has made the connection between the dark and all the murders. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Going through the windshield of a car after it runs head on into a tree won't require you to be hospitalized (even if you are headed to the hospital anyway). link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Don't forget your 50 flashlights! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When a car runs head on into a tree, the air bags won't activate. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A town with bad stuff plaguing it must have an ominous name (aka Darkness Falls). link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can hit a phantom. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A phantom/ghost thing can wear a mask. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The tooth fairy is quite evil. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Yeah a cure that requires someone to face their fears is really a real procedure... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Doctors are pretty dumb. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Policemen are really dumb. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Adults in general are just dumb (except one...maybe 2). link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Make sure you read ALL of your tattoos and notes BEFORE you talk to anybody. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you have short term memory los-----wait... What am I doing? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Make sure you have a pen on you at all times! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You shouldn't believe everyone if you have short term memory loss. They may be taking advantage of your condition. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Remember Samuel Jenkins? No, not THAT Samuel Jenkins... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Fact 6 is a lie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everybody is lying. EVERYBODY. Except the liar. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't answer the phone! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't get mad when you learn the truth after the cop helps you if you have short term memory loss...You may twist the truth to satisfy your own need for constant revenge. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Christopher Nolan loves "mind freak" movies. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even when you start out in someone else's dream (not Cobb's), if you get to Limbo it's still a beach. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

Never be afraid to dream big. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

You better hurry when you hear the music. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you're the Architect, make sure to put plenty of paradoxes in the dream. They may save your team mate's life! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

A prerequisite to joining an Extraction team is thoroughly studying M.C. Escher. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you take a strong sedative in order to fall asleep, make sure you don't die in your dream! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

In the time it takes a van to fall off a bridge into a river, you can storm a snowy mountain hospital, taking out all Projections and everything. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

If you're in someone else's dream, don't change too much or their subconscious will kill you. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Cobb's subconscious hates intruders. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

When you finally get home, make sure you finish testing reality with your totem before hugging your children. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

One planted thought can grow into a really mangled idea, so be careful when doing Inception... link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Make sure your subconscious is under control before undertaking a big heist. You don't want a train going through the street...or your Shade ruining everything... link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The workings of dreams are very mathematical. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's probably not a good idea to go into Cobb's subconscious basement. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

When invading the dreams of a very influential person, expect security. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you need a Kick in zero gravity, find an elevator and some explosives. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you are injured by a vampire in your werewolf form and you turn back into your human form, your pants will just magically be on. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

One can create a war machine in no time at all, just in time for the "Army of Darkness" to show up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If your face gets stuck to a hot stove, you can just peel it off with a spatula and it won't be burned or messed up in any way. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It doesn't count as saying the words if you cough and mumble them while saying them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your love interest will be ok after falling off a building as long as she was possessed when she fell off. Then when the Deadites are defeated she will be good as new! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

There will always be a Chemistry text book handy in the trunk of your car when you need it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hi, June. Are you ok, June? June. June? JUNE!! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

"Pie! Everyone gets pie!" link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

"If you follow me I will shoot myself then her!" link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Roy is lightening fast. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Roy can change a woman's clothes without looking. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Saying June's name over and over might end up with you shot. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Before acquiring the battery you so badly want and getting on a helicopter with it, you might want to check and see how hot it is...and maybe check with the creator to see if he made a mistake... link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

"If you get on this plane you will f*cking die!" is probably more understandable than "Some things happen for a reason." link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

June is an awesome driver. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

June can change a man's clothes without looking. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

Be wary of shadow puppets. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your friend won't mind you drugging him to get him on a plane...as long as you provide him with food afterward. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you're in the A-Team, have no fear of dangerous situations. Your team will ALWAYS be around the corner about to rescue you just in the nick of time. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You won't be smashed to bits when you fall from thousands of feet up while in a tank into a lake. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Recruit the crazy guy to fly the helicopter. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Did you just hijack a vehicle then shoot someone in the shoulder? Show them your Army Rangers tattoo; that will make everything alright. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't know how to start a conversation with someone? Shoot them in the shoulder. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

People are really shallow. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The girl will always pick the rich guy...or not. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bohemians are all about love. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Take the opportunity to shoot and blow up any living thing you see, even if it's simply a cute little bunny rabbit. Everything must die, with lots of gore. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Slaying the biggest possible monster you can find that no one can kill will cause your biological father to actually care about you. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

What do you do with the leading actor in a high-grossing 3D movie? You put him in another 3D movie! link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

How many times does history have to repeat itself before nobody listens to Hades anymore? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It would be freaking awesome to have a giant scorpion to ride. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The leading actor will always be the only one in the army left alive. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)