You'd think Trevor would just stay in character around strangers. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ya know, the magnetically controlled suit might work a little better if Tony just stood still while trying to put it on. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Apparently, none of the computer-controlled suits can take the command, "Catch Pepper." Tony has to do that, himself. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

One of Jarvis' main operating systems is a setting for "smart-ass". link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Can't execute a perp on 99%. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A helmet can interfere with one's psychic abilities. A bullet might interfere, more... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You get off his property now, and Harry Dean Stanton won't fill your ass full of buck-shot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In true old school action movie fashion, the one character who really just wants to leave town is the first one to die. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's just adding insult to injury, when you find your car has been completely shot up and destroyed, and then the town sheriff calls you a "shmuck" for no reason. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It would be interesting to find out what the Drone command was, if Victoria had still just wanted to be friends. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Technically, this is not an actual film, but more of a really long montage. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's all fun and games until someone gets shot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Spring Break forever, bitches. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This is the American dream, y'all. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bikinis and big booties, that's what it's all about. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When Alien is with them, he's gonna be thinking about you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you ask someone if they wanna die tonight, and they don't answer, shoot them anyway. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Well, his real name is Al. But, truth be told, he's not from this planet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You're not gonna fuck Cotty, because you're a little pussy. (Also, it's the director's wife.) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY looks that good after getting out of county lock-up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When in doubt, just keep repeating the words, "spring break" over and over and over again. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Alien feels like he's in a dream, but he should have been paying attention to the guy running down the dock. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When talking to your grandmother about your vacation, always leave out the drinking, drug use, and public urination. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though the world is destroyed by nuclear weapons, and barely habitable for life, the random wild dog is still common, and it doesn't listen. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sally can tell when you're lying by reading slight adjustments in your pulse and temperature, but can't see that the young female Russian survivor is really an old black man. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When a lightning strike sets a tree on fire, use it as outdoor lighting. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Apparently, Eric can read, understand, and transcribe an ancient book of the dead because he teaches high school. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mia definitely picked the wrong day to give up drugs. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

They shouldn't have touched anything in the cellar. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tree-raping is not the same treatment that Mia would get at a hospital. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Car battery + wire + syringes = Defibrillator link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't read the book, especially when the words DO NOT READ are inscribed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The book doesn't burn. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Cutting your own arm off will make you feel much better. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Strung up dead cats in the cellar is obviously just some voodoo shit. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When five souls have been taken, the abomination will be released. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even when she's scarred up, psychotic, has rotten teeth, and is known for biting off dicks, Lena Headey is still hot. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

John McClane is on vacation! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one in the McClane family likes John. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Alik could have been a dancer. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"The things we do for our kids" involve taking down a helicopter with an SUV. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People in Moscow will never move their cars out of a traffic jam, even when someone starts driving a jeep over them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John McClane can make a bigger mess out of any situation, but will always stick around to help you clean it up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The McClane's aren't really a "hugging" family. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There is only ever one police cruiser on the streets of Moscow, at a time. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The most important thing to do when dodging an explosion is to give your enemy the finger. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

CIA operatives don't keep anything confidential from their family. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Django is one uppity son-of-a (shut your mouth.) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you're positive, that means you're sure. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Victims of a deranged psychopath usually don't like talking to the attorney who's defending said psychopath in court. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everyone at a bus stop is willing to shelter someone being hunted by the police. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't worry. Clint Eastwood didn't dirty the sheets. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Clint Eastwood could try getting a job as a scarecrow, but the crows are liable to scare him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I think Clint Eastwood's biggest mistake was being born. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You see, Clint Eastwood's mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you are smart, you will stay clear of Ramon for as long as possible! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When there are two bosses in town, that's one too many. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol's a dead man. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's sometimes very hard to tell how many coffins you might need. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Stallone makes a very good babysitter. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Respect is everything. Without respect we're just people. Common, shitty people. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dolph Lundgren's snot was the missing factor in Einstein's theory of special relativity. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Beware. Beware. Walk with care, care for what you do. Or, Mumbo-Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you. Mumbo Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you. Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay Boom! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Back then, it was customary for the president's son to receive a good-night kiss from anyone who happened to be in the room at bedtime. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Only the living can kill the dead. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Henry is what we like to call a "self-hating" vampire. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Vampires want to survive and rule, yet they have no problem sacrificing large numbers of their own kind to see if one guy is a good killer. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Trains in the late 1800's were so durable, that even if you blew up the tracks under them they still kept going. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Get the helicopter in the air. Van Damme wants to make some money! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The phosphorous must have been damp... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Karl Urban is the law. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If Judge Dredd asks you to wait... don't. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If it's your fucked up head vs. Olivia Thirlby's fucked up head, she will win and make you pee your pants. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A Judge won't be harmed by three gatling guns, even though everyone and everything else is completely destroyed around him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If a Judge lets you off with a warning, and you don't take it, you'll be crushed by an automated door. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

He said, HOT SHOT. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If two skinned dead guys fall to the ground in front of you, get out of the way because there's probably a third coming. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The price for Judges to betray their own kind is one million credits, split 4 ways... Well, 3 ways... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Taking a hit of Slo-Mo seems to be just an effective way to make dying last a whole lot longer. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Shawn Roberts can be your best friend or your worst enemy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Zombies + Guns, Chainsaws, and Motorcycles = RUN AWAY! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This is the cinematic equivalent of a best of/remix album. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Milla Jovovich is your mother, now. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After all Leon has done for her, Ada Wong still won't sleep with him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can't kill Michelle Rodriguez. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mr. De Niro, we've got to get inside. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Someone make a note. I don't think we should have Phil Donahue back next year. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"You might end up dead" is Frank's middle name. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Like a midget at a urinal, Frank was going to have to stay on his toes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Like a blind man at an orgy, Frank was going to have to feel his way through. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Frank likes his sex the way he plays basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Frank’s prison number is unlisted. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jane. That name will always remind me of her. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Château le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Of course, Jet Li winned. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Looks like the cows have come home to roost. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)