Never travel with kids. They'll whine and cry, they'll run out of sight at all the wrong moments, they'll manage to cut themselves on the least dangerous thing around, and they get eaten fast. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Apparently to get anything in the future you got to kill a few people. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Asimov wrote about Nightfall, too. And in his story everything -also- went to hell. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Having your retinas shined also means you're the only one smart enough to wear sunglasses. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If people are screaming at you to stay down, don't suddenly decide to prove women are stronger than men. Live first; join the Women's Lib movement later. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Giving all the electric lights to the panicky wine fop is always a great idea. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Blind flying demon bone-birds can eat all the meat they want without getting distended stomachs. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can't leave without saying goodnight. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jewish traveling merchants live for circumcision and getting ferschnikut. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I have a MOLE??? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Kevin McCallister invented TV-B-Gon. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Random hardheaded women solve everything. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Wicked kings always have the worst noses ever. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will spit in your face. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hardened mercenaries suffer from claustrophobia. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When a massive drilling laser is fired from outer space, no one in the immediate proximity of its target will ever notice it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

At least Predators are intelligent enough to attempt nonverbal communication with generic, easy-to-understand handsigns. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's not fanfiction if it has a sixty-million dollar production budget. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nothing exciting ever happens in Idaho. So we made a movie about it. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)