Borat really "loves" his mother-in-law in every sense of the word. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A used ice cream truck is a big time gas guzzler. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A bear is the closest thing you can buy to a gun without citizenship. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The up side to the surgery is that the other segments don't get any more lines for some reason.... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The last link in the food chain gets the least amount of initial energy and nutrition. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

One must snip the tendons in the legs of one's centipede, or else it wouldn't crawl and every other pair of limbs would be up in the air. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is better to have loved and lost, than to be preserved behind climate controlled glass. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You can never make Woody blink, even when your paint brushing his corneas. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Four water benders drowning a man suspended in a water-sphere is okay for a PG rating. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Reincarnation is the ultimate escape trick, thus it is better to let the Avatar get away than to have to find and kill him 3 more times. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dreaming of dropping the annoying neighborhood kid 90 stories to his death is hilarious, just as long as it stays a dream. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When airplanes start the fire and then they're gone, it will still burn on, and on, and on, and on.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Extended family are always the first to stab you in the back. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Competent Child Services do not exist in animated Japan, and by extension all anime. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You should always use a once in a life time "golden ticket" for what could be a day of free candy, instead of selling for thousands to help your poverty ridden family. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you have been struck by a move that causes your heart to explode after you take 5 steps, it's best to just accept it and move on with your life. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Getting sprayed with positively charged ectoplasm will make you feel positive without you testing "positive." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The guide you find in a vision quest is not always a talking animal, sometimes its a special place or part of anatomy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can light a fart of fire! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You will have about 3 seconds to live with a baked potato for a heart. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Children best communicate with song, dance, and cursing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Saddam was actually killed by a pack of wolves in the late 90's. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Parents are willing to go to war before emitting that they are bad parents. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

An encore is a great way to stall for time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The typical American fourth grader doesn't wear a watch and can't find their way home from Canada. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Kids look up to Brian Boitano because he would make a plan and follow though, then kick an ass or two. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

There's a reason why the V-chip never caught on. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

"Barbra Streisand" is a powerful curse word that should be reserved for the most dire of straights. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Elderly natives have nothing better to do than rescue the unconscious and guide them on soul searching spiritual journeys. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Blue ants rely on overwhelming numbers and engineering savvy to protect themselves, instead of pincers and stingers. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A glass space helmet can focus light enough to spark a fuse, but won't melt your head. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A silo of "pig crap" and the remains of Green Day contains enough chemicals to create unholy genetic mutations. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You know your dad loves you when he lets you hold the bomb. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"The Finger" is just a finger when you only have four fingers. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The HAL style computer still "can't let you do that Dave." link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Robots need love too. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fire extinguishers are an excellent means of propulsion. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Just because the girl isn't moving or conscious doesn't mean it can't count as a date. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Malfunctioning robots should be locked away and poorly rehabilitated instead of being scraped or reprogrammed. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

In the future the robots will conquer the humans not with bombs and guns, but with hover chairs and umbrella drinks. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The key to surviving in the future is to make good use of the dead. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

She's a Mac, he's Linux, and the PC has mankind at its mercy. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Alien cocoons are just like Tupperware containers; they appear to keep stuff fresh and horror awaits when you break the seal. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

An old flintlock gun loaded years ago will always be reliable, especially for revenge. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You should always know your rights; keep yelling "PARLAY!" until you can manipulate the situation. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Having the phone number of your home embassy is always a good idea when you're doing anything in Japan. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The future of scuba gear is not in re-breathers and bulky oxygen tanks, but the big Uni-flipper. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

TV-tummies will continue to blow people's minds through the ages. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dolphin flesh is in more foods than people realize, like the industry's very own "High Fructose Corn Syrup." link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If someone pushes ALL the buttons in your elevator, you must persevere and not get another elevator at the next floor. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

If you get hit with a golf club by pretending to be a zombie the first time, pretend again to the kid with a shotgun. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

In a zombie apocalypse, the power plants will continue to generate electricity for all of your amusement park and home theater needs. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

For every action and invention, there is an equal and opposite destruction of physics. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

No flash photography please! You'll kill us all! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

College professors never ever get paid enough. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A Flubber house party can make anybody forget that the Disney villain has a crappy motivation. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cheating in basketball was very popular in 90's kid's movies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

College students would love to see what their tuition money is going into. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Scientists only invent revolutionary advances because they want be loved. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The college board of directors is always incredibly corrupt. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

The guy with the flying car gets all the girls. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Who needs skill and team work when you have Flubber? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When a middle aged man is down on his luck, he can foil an evil plot, bring the underdogs to victory, fix his relationships, and win our hearts as long as Disney writes it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Exposition and monologue can answer any question but: "Can people get pregnant in the Matrix?" link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

Segway scooters were made for mall cops, and vice versa. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Creepy bug-eyed dogs are not of this world. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Wearing sunglasses all day and night may be dangerous as hell, but it's worth it to be cool and it makes it more dramatic when you finally take them off. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"Everybody needs somebody." link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The best gigs are the places that protect their performers from flying beer bottles with chicken-wire. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The police will wait for you to do a musical number before they arrest you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If your kid falls a lot then you get him a helmet, so if your kid is prone to dying then you must make him death proof! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Some call the enchanter "Tim", for he conjures awesomeness from the ground. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Skinning a person and wearing it is comical when an alien does it off screen without saying "It puts the lotion on its skin...". link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

All black is the new black, it helps you be inconspicuous. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's better for the public live in ignorance then in constant fear of possible daily annihilation. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Old white guy and young black guy is a classic formula for awesome.(see 80's cop shows and White House for more details) link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Removing your finger prints with an intense flash really hurts. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cockroaches love sugar. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nothing phases New Yorkers because they've seen it all, they just can't remember. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Don't ever, ever touch the red button!" link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If the rookie is around he has to play the midwife. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Neuralyzing people multiple times does not cause brain cancer. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Guggenheim Museum needs better locks and elevators. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best way to hide the truth is in plain sight. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Rookies should be armed the a powerful laser gun with out any formal training or warning about its insane recoil. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You should keep something important like a universe containing countless civilizations tied to a cat's neck, instead of trusting it to the professionals in black suits. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

More than 101 Disney characters in 1 movie means that everyone's having "Happy Meals" until we collect them all (or die first). link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you give a crocodile a taste, of course he'll want the rest. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Even hard core villains respect the church. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

The real monsters are those who judge others (or ruin classic stories with multiple straight-to-video sequels). link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

You don't need to be taller if are already cute and fluffy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The adopted member of the family must learn how to get along, or else he gets sent back to the lab. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Child services in Hawaii are really strict. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The best lesson to teach children and destined kings is "to have no worries for the rest of your days," because life is good and it will always stay that way. link
Rating: 8 (+10/-2)

Young kids in Disney movies grow-up exponentially faster than adults can age. link
Rating: 11 (+14/-3)

Bachelor pad friends are always there to help, not to hold you back so that you can be their eternal buddy. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

All the other animals look to lions for leadership to start spine-wrecking musical numbers. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Underwater orchestras have awesome acoustics. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Even with the stolen godly powers of all the waters and seas in your hands, being stabbed is STILL your one weakness. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You should always think it all the way through before "dropping" a kid off the easy way. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)