Did you guys see the size of that chicken? link
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Put...the candle...back! link
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The penalty for a slave that strikes a citizen in not shoving a living snake up their ass! Although it is creative! link
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Captain Mucus flunked flank! link
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A stand up philosopher=Bullshit artist. link
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To keep from dying, after being shot, you have to sing the fucking song! link
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Dewey will quit drugs again when the records done! You can't rush a masterpiece! link
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The parallels between Dewey Cox and Johnny Cash are crazy close! link
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RAD MOBILE! link
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Some people don't see a problem with space heaters on the floor of there shed under a giant ice cube! link
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The Dude doesn't need your fucking sympathy! He needs his fucking johnson! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can ball his wife, if she wants you too. You can hangout in her ex husband's dead tech, post-modernistic bullshit house, but you don't get to watch his fucking TV. link
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I don't know if you heard it but Ron Burgandy does a 1000 curls to sculpt his guns, but he has to do it at the office cause he doesn't have time for the gym! link
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When someone says "Do it to it Lars," that is exactly what Lars does! link
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Killer was born to a three legged bitch of a mother! link
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The guy from America's Most Wanted wants to wrap his legs around Coop and he wants to spoon with him! link
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If you don't do what Maxxx Orbison tells you you'll be sleeping with the fishes..see link
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Everyone at Shawshank is innocent! Lawyer's fucked 'em! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Upgrayedd is spelled thusly with two d's for a double dose of this pimping link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It is not okay to interrupt someone while they are watching "Ow My Balls!" link
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A Pimp's love is different from that of a square. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Frito likes to have sex with chicks. link
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In the future tards will lead pretty sweet lives, they can even be pilots! link
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When someone tells you to lead, follow, or get out of the way, you should be embarrassed into leading or at the least following. Joe prefers to get out of the way. link
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Joe is good at sitting on his ass! And his replacement doesn't need to be trained; he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch t.v. link
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Dan cuts his own hair and can suck his own dick! He is like a Swiss Army Knife! link
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In some cultures all they eat is vomit. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

White is spelled W-H-I-T.....E link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Marcus never learned the rest of the song. They usually only do the chorus! link
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Making yourself choke on food in a restaurant is a great way to meet people and get money; just avoid the lady with the swatch! link
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America is about freedom, which is why we have more than just vanilla and chocolate ice cream. link
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That Baltimore sucks. link
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He is the boss...Sarcastically! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bill Murray is the talent and will not stay in a dump motel. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you look in the dictionary you will not find a picture of Harry Lockhart, you will find the definition of the word idiot, which he fucking is! link
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Harry is a bad narrator. link
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Smoking at an L.A. party will drive people away from you. link
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If you run into a girl at an L.A. party and she tells you she is an actress she most likely does B-rate horror flicks where she is naked. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you and your buddy are robbing places it is probably a good idea to keep the gun and the bullets with the same guy. link
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Harry got to L.A. by running from the cops and ending up at a casting call. link
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Gay Perry is Val Kilmer's best role ever. link
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The cops will have a hard time believing that the girl you dragged out of the lake was dead before you shot her in the head. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Women in L.A. are worse then the men if you look into their past, and they are obedient little bitches too! link
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The news never gives you a good look at the chick describing what happened. They only show her from the neck up. link
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Harry never finishes anything. Which is why he hooked up with the ugly friend...Homely sorry she's the homely looking friend. link
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Don't piss on the corpse that miraculously ends up in your hotel room. link
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If you do piss on the corpse, Gay Perry asks the questions! link
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Harry's high school mascot was Whitey the White Knight. link
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It is perfectly acceptable to stalk the girl from the party, and act like you didn't do it on purpose. link
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Brian Spilner is your typical white guy when he is around only white people and Mexicans, but get him around a black guy and you would have thought he grew up in Compton! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cuz' does not actually have a z at the end. You say it like KA' if you don't believe me ask Paul Walker. link
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Highlander won an academy award for being the best movie ever made! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

America invented the missionary position! You're welcome! link
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There is nothing sexual about holding hands with a Frenchmen, as long as you ignore his erection! link
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when Breeze goes to the toilet they make one single plop! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ricky Bobby is a fantastic driver! and they let you make faces for you driver's license. link
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That this is a good movie to watch if you want to fall asleep after 15 minutes! link
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Even though Ben Affleck is an angel that doesn't withstand injuries, when Matt Damon is buying the gun from Randall's redneck cousin, he somehow cuts himself with a knife! link
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women are not woolly. link
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In an on screen moment between two dogs sharing a bowl of spaghetti right before they kiss you can see Tyler's work! You guessed it a nice big cock! link
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You do not ask questions in Project Mayhem! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Edward Norton's family does not have a history of breast cancer. link
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I am not my fuckin' khaki's. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Phil is a teacher with a wife and a kid so he can't torch a cop car, but he can steal one. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A used condom looks like snake skin, so you should throw it on the shoulder of the guy driving link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Doug is the worst drug dealer ever! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Carlos should not masturbate at the table! link
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Randall has called a girl "mom" while having sex. link
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Dante buckles like a belt. link
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The guy you spit water on from across the counter who says he is gonna beat your ass won't step to his right two feet to do so. He will just try to reach 6 feet over the counter. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dante is a shoe polish smellin' motherfucker. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The perfect weapon in a fight at work is a loaf of bread. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dante needs to shit or get off the pot link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Quick Stop does not have hub caps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback, but it does have Mini Truckin' magazine link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jay doesn't care that the chick he banged last night was his cousin, he is gonna knock those boots again tonight! link
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The only balls that aren't on the roof are Jay's and they are the biggest pair you've ever seen. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dante's date clothes are the same clothes he wore to work, except he throws a sweater on top. link
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You can get cancer from light bulbs, but it won't kill you if you eat it for a living. You may get hit by a truck though. link
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Randall is a firm believer in a ruling class, especially since he rules link
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This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun!! link
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The Doogie Houser line works everytime! link
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Old ladies speak perfect jive link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Titanic sunk, and people died? I would have never known this if this movie wasn't made. link
Rating: -8 (+1/-9)

Don't ask if there is such a thing as an F-5 tornado at meal time. Everyone will drop their forks and be disgusted link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Singing songs from musicals is a great way to get the blood flowing while chasing tornados link
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If you are pushed out of a speeding car, running real fast will not keep you from getting hurt, and the guy driving won't even notice you're gone link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Derek Zoolander is a good Eugualizer. link
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Gasoline fights are a bad idea! especially if your friend is a smoker! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The best way to stop mail coming to your house is to have someone shove the mailman's head into a pizza oven! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Seth Rogan was creepy in high school; he did blow and his best pick up line was "I like your boobs!" link
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I still have no idea what actually is happening in this movie but it is awesome! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

if you're friend tells you that your girlfriend slept with a guy who has the same last name as your boss, make sure you find out his first name before confronting her with this information, as it may be another guy with the same last name link
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Matt Damon is the real lead singer of Lustra, and he has a ton of tattoos so i guess all the Bourne movies cost so much because they have to digitally take them all out link
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if you are ever in the desert to make a deal for your friend and don't know how to let the other party know that you have the money and are ready to get things going flash your headlights link
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If two hot chicks in a casino are staring you down...Most likely they are hookers! Sorry escorts. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If someone tells you to move the appropriate response is to do the "Carlton" dance in front of their tow truck. link
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Some people like to Rock and Roll all night and part of everyday! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never play cards with Short Round he cheats link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

everyone around the world can speak english, even if they are a tribe in the middle of the jungle. link
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Henry Jones doesn't remember things he writes them in his journal so he doesn't have to remember them. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)