Matt Damon can perfect his underdog team and defeat the world's top rugby teams with a few charming words from Nelson Mandela. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nelson Mandela's assistants are always a bright spot in his day. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The New Zeland rugby team looked funny with their cheer at the final game. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

According to the white rugby coach, South Africa went to the dogs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't forget to bring your black cleaning lady to the Springboks final game! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Stallone should read more, according to Schwarzenegger. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Jet Li has a difficult life. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The big bald man can hit women. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You do not kill familia. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Warpaint looks silly to corrupt business men. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bruce Willis curses the most out of anyone else. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The big black guy has a loud gun. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It is not easy being small, according to Jet Li. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Hollow pens jammed in your neck will prevent you from drowning. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Killing is distasteful to Jigsaw. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If someone has a shotgun pointing at your head, odds are it is not loaded. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The freaked out blonde chick will die first. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You won after losing 5 pints of blood. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It takes a hell of a lot of willpower to stick your hand in some saws. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your trapped in a room with a bunch of people, try to consider working as a team. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Sticking a pen in your throat will make you talk funny. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jack Nicholson wore a shirt that only said "Irish" on it at the end of the movie. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

John Lennon was president before Lincoln. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Every Spetsnaz guy has a picture of their kids, in case there is a moment they have to show it to someone. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The lady knew about Arnold and his tactics in the movie. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Russians always got your back. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Every Yakuza dude wears a suit. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you wake up in a densely wooded planet, it is smart to take off you're shoes and then wonder around. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The predators even hunted samurai on their planet. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The lone black man will attempt to kill you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You know you're screwed when you wake up free-falling. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

No one wanted to help the Mexican. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The bets with the biggest damage effects are usually worth $1 link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Clowns think gorillas are monkeys. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Soft hands mean you have never had a hard day of work. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

La Boheme is an opera. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When the cop told Dan Akroyd to undress, he was making a career decision. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Food costs money and rent costs money. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

He was wearing Dan Akroys's Harvard tie, like oh sure, he went to Harvard. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Steve Martin won't go to heaven if the last thing he sees is John Cleese cross dressed dancing to Bad Girls. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Having sex in Central Park in front of Rudi Gulliani is kind of embarrasing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Singing in the shower looks fun. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Steve Martin is funnier when drugged. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When Steve Martin is drugged, the word "frisky" sounds cool to him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Only in New York. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

People in New York know how to scam people. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When angry, Steve Martin's wife is one crazy bitch from Ohio. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bruce Willis had balls to wear a "I hate n-ggers" sign in Harlem. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cafes are easy to blow up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The federal reserve in NYC made Fort Knox look like it was for tourists. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hans Gruber had a brother? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Simon Gruber's girlfriend was scary. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The federal reserve looked easy to break into in 1995, but now in 2010... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blowing up schools is mean. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Samuel Jackson is in everything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bruce Willis is a hell of a driver. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When chained up to a bomb, there is always a way out. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Simon Gruber likes boiled eggs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

At least Simon Gruber made it a little farther than his brother. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you are about to shoot someone make sure the safety is off on the gun. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bruce Willis ruined the frisky moment between Simon and his creepy girlfriend. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Simon had cool octagonal sunglasses. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Airports are great places to attack. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everyone is always after Bruce Willis's wife. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is cool to practice kung fu in the nude. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bruce Willis's attempt to help guide a plane with 2 little torches was pretty pathetic. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Every bad guy is always trying to flee to the tropics. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fax machines were big back in the day. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Colonel Stu actually got to use his stupid Kung Fu at the end of the film, but he still died. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hans Gruber had a better plan than the bad guys in this film. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The sophisticated technology the bad guys used probably looked amazing to people back then. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cokes are usually offered before you are shot as a pretend hostage. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Random Japanese office buildings have a ton of money stashed away. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you tell someone you don't know and you're just going to have to shoot me, they might keep their word. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hans Gruber liked Mr. Nakatomi's suit. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Japanese CEOs tell you nothing in an interrogation. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Hans should be on TV with that American accent. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The wife of the protagonist is always the best hostage. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ironic how the black limo driver defeated the computer genius black guy. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Alan Rickman is the same in everything. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Wearing no socks and shoes in a plane is very comfortable. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Going down elevator shafts looks easy now. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Only Bruce Willis can piss someone off enough to make them kick a cart of beverages. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

It is stupid to pretend to be the hostage, you will get killed anyway. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When the bad guy with the sub machine gun says to come out and that he promises he will not hurt you, it is usually decieving. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Hans Gruber liked building models when he was little because of the preciseness involved. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Shoot the glass. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never give a loaded gun to a stranger. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Cops love donuts and Twinkies. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

During a hostage crisis, just wash your face in the bathroom and you won't get caught. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

During a hostage takedown or anything of the sort, there will always be a couple having sex in an empty office. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Falling off a building looks scary. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Office buildings have crappy security. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The 1st guy Bruce Willis killed looked like a german Harry Potter. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Old people are gullible. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Hospitals are easy to infiltrate and it's even easier to take a CIA agent out of one. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If a battery is smoking and leaking in your hand, just examine it a little closer. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In a tropical place, you have to wear a bikini. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

You can get through airport security with car parts in your carry on. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Airlines go out of business when no one is on their planes. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)