A bit of gas can turn anyone into a chipmunk. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Children never listen, even as eggs. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Even puppets are experimental with their underwear. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

You didn't see anything! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you let in a child you can get away with it, but if you forget your paper work, you're dead meat. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Clown fish aren't always funny. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's easy to befriend your least favourite vegetable. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Old people like scenery. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Climbing stairs gives you extra chins. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

You don't mess with Howl's hair dye. link
Rating: 7 (+9/-2)

Moustaches scare people. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Old people are as hard to control as little children. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

She likes his spark. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you want to talk to someone, remove a box from the wall of boxes and stick your head through the hole instead of walking to the door three steps away. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Some stores have windows next to the changing rooms. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Call him an elf one more time! He dares you! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Spaghetti goes with everything. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You never see a boy with a yellow room. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

She meant blue stuff. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Grandpa can sometimes be right. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

He's not Spider Pig, he's Harry Plopper! link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

People are elected to lead, not to read. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

Pawanas wive in da amahzon. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Don't touch the balloons. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

A super market may look big, but it has the same thing in every aisle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

As a Na'vi, baldness is not an option. link
Rating: 15 (+16/-1)

Some people can survive a bowling ball to the head. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

On the island of the wild things, a puppy isn't the best of ideas for a Christmas gift. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Whenever you're angry at someone, the best thing to do is to attempt to eat them. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fences have friends. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Raccoons make good rocks. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

No movie is without a cliché waterfall. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Cleaning CAN be fun. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Instead of following the instructions from the official textbook, follow tips from a stranger. Surely nothing could ever go wrong. link
Rating: 17 (+19/-2)

Finding students dead in the bathroom is normal. link
Rating: 10 (+12/-2)