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Disney's philosophy- If the story has a sorta un-happy ending (the little mermaid stabbing herself) then by all means change it to a happy ending, because we all know life is full of happy endings. link
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Handstands are alway impressive. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Ah. So that's how the Spinx's nose fell off. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Guards in Agrabah have nothing better to do than chase one thief. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

A meerkat and a warthog CAN raise a lion cub and not be eaten! link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

When trying to impress your long lost father, buy him lingerie! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Physics make great cookies. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

We're all inside the Matrix. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

Dark sunglasses can make anyone look cool. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

The good guys always wear dark sunglasses and black clothes. link
Rating: 2 (+5/-3)

Three word: Slow Motion Dodging. link
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Neo is not the choosen one, until Neo decides he's the choosen one. link
Rating: 2 (+5/-3)

The agents are everywhere. link
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Answering the phone might get you sucked up and released into the real world. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Robots rule the world. link
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If you're singing and you reflection sings back at you.....Maybe you should stop taking that medicine that you keep singing about. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Never give an alien coffee. link
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It's never a good idea to let your alien dog have access to a chain saw. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When aliens attack your house, call your social worker! link
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It's never a good idea to have a chase scene on the hands or inside of Big Ben. link
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A toymaker can make a robot to replace the queen and no one will notice. link
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Dogs, like cats, also listen to mice. link
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Never call the obvious evil rat a rat. He doesn't like that. link
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Shoulder angels know everything. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you're fired, to get revenge try to kill them, but accidently turn them into a llama instead link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Nothing is wrong with you when you talk to gargoyles...when they talk back...that's another story. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's okay to ditch your girlfriend and maybe future wife for a princess. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Answering the phone, "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color." will get you hung up on. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

That is not free candy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you want to go to jail yell, "Your not Santa!" at the mall Santa and fight with him. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Don't mock short people by calling them elves link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Make sure the syrup you're putting in you coffee is actually syrup link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Being raised by elves will make it hard for you to intergrate into actual society link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The food groups are, Candy, Candy corn, Candy canes and Syrup! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Don't go into the girl's locker room no matter who is in there singing link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's never a good idea to take a package from anyone while in the bathroom, no matter who that person says it's for. It's probably cursed. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

When you're a vampire who is friends with a clumsy human, definitely wrap their gifts, no matter how high the risks of a paper cut are. link
Rating: 3 (+6/-3)

Paper cuts + vampires= bad. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Kevin's a girl! link
Rating: -1 (+4/-5)


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