Agent Colson will be deeply offended if you beat up all his men by yourself. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Oh and thats CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jack Sparrow really does hate that monkey! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Guardian of Forever from Star Trek guest stars as the fountain of youth... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lt. Col Rhodes can't just have one gun he wants it all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can survive your spine being twisted 180 degrees. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The US Air Force likes to keep all its big exepensive aircraft in one place. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When its five to one between the USAF and USSR, USAF is gonna get four at least. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Its not a god idea to fire a gun with blanks in inside a car. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bullet Tooth Tony can find anybody. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bricktop doesn't need sugar he's sweet enough. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A nemesis is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Remember to check who owns the bookies before you rob it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't use a Desert Eagle .50 if you've never fired a gun before. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never challenge a bloke who has a real gun if yours are replicas.. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Looks like all that playing around in the ventilation ducts paid off for Newt. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hicks is a personal friend of the M41A Pulse Rifle. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can fry half a city with an Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lt. Gorman is a bit of a rookie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Your mom might tell you there are no real monsters but there are. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Always carry a deck of cards you never know when your gonna be waiting around for some xenomorphs to attack. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Always take a stogie with you when you go into hyper-sleep so its handy when you wake up. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The floor on a Marine cruiser can be freezing cold sometimes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Vasquez thought they said illegal alien and signed up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It pays to carry extra ammo on you that the Sarge doesn't know about. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always leave one person on the starship you never know what could go wrong. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Never leave the door open on the drop ship when checking out a colony where all the people are 'missing'. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hudson is the Ultimate Bad Ass, state of the bad ass art, you do not wanna f*** with him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always beta test your idea first. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't be put off if your first attempt at being a super hero ends with you getting stabbed and hit by a car. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you have another go at being a super hero make sure plenty of people are watching. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Advertising your super alter ego on My Space is not a good idea. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The cops can trace your taser ammo back to you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you want to get the girl of your dreams pretend to be gay then one night crawl through her window as your super alter ego and tell her you're a super hero and not gay, she'll freak out at first but then she'll screw your brains out FTW. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Timber merchants have giant 15Ft Microwaves in their warehouses. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you tell the boss that some guy dressed like Batman nicked all the drugs he won't believe you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

TV networks are quite happy to broadcast the start of online executions... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Its OK to run around in a modified wetsuit, kitchen gloves and a pair of timberlands as long as the public like you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Every farmer and his mum has a gun round here! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Adrian Pasdar didnt start out in Heroes... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The first line of this movie is 'Mornin Scott' link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You'd think they'd want to recover the wreckage of an SR-71 Blackbird... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cougar is still a good man... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When at a meating with the Secretary of Defense always shout profanity if you want to be heard.. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Beware of bathrooms. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't be a Hero link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Limber up. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When in doubt, Know your way out. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You should talk a little louder when you speak. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

John Kimble what like to know who your daddy is what he does for living. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your naval aviator and you screw up you WILL be flying planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Maverick is dangerous.. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

A Mig 28 CAN do a negative G push over. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Theres two 'O's in Goose boys. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You never leave your wingman. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Slider has personal hygiene issues. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Iceman is called that because he flys ice cold. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You need to watch the canopy when you eject. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)