No, really...would you like the cancer? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Speaking in a monotone is the best way to demonstrate your undying love. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Cocaine comes in liquid form link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When dialogue doesn't do the trick, just dance. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Everyone in Wonderland is capable of making fashionable clothing out of drapes, no matter the size, in about five seconds. link
Rating: 14 (+14/-0)