If your sister knows how to use a gun, it doesn't matter how old she is. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Adoption agencies usually don't have paperwork on their children. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Killers are much creepier if they're underage. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Little kids never tattle-tale, especially when their sister is a murderer. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If your wife is a raging biotch, it's probably best to appease her. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Main characters usually have plenty of money but never seem to be working. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Open houses are best when there is good food. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The most workable marriages are between two people who can't stand each other. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you dress, walk and talk like a gay guy, you should be surprised when you get kissed by a dude. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The justice system doesn't always work, so be sure to dig lots of tunnels. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Movie prison guard extras all look the same and always suck at their job. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Modernized prisons don't exist in movies. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's easy to make a cell phone blow up when it receives a call. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Randomly pick a cell and hope you get thrown in it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's typical to fall in love with someone and then forget what they look like. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People in the 40's regularly played cards for thousands of dollars. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even in the 40's rich kids still shunned the family business that made them wealthy in the first place. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bored with being rich? Go to Africa. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you fall in love with someone, you should probably do evil things to make them not love you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's cool to rob people as long as you come clean in the end. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cruise ships are a great place to plan elaborate robberies with a good getaway strategy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The best movies were made in the 40's. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Family drama is best in Alaska. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Dating your evil boss is cool as long as she's hot. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Jack Lemmon is a better woman than Curtis will ever be. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jack Lemmon is a better woman than Curtis will ever be. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Using Cary Grant's accent gives you magical pimp powers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Guys usually get mad when gangs of good looking girls storm their bed at night. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rich people like cross dressers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Guys usually get mad when gangs of good looking girls storm their bed at night. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's impossible to tell if a woman is really a man when you're stuck in a train with them on a long trip. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Medieval festivals are best lead by wanna-be kings. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Parties everywhere are always full of good looking girls and at least 1 person who is out of place. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ben Kingsley wants to help; giant-head psychiatrist: not so much. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You should take anything a creepy asylum doctor gives you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Hitch is smooth- except on jet skis. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hitch can dance better than you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Kevin James bags hot chicks. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Pot heads are cool as long as they don't run out of pot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Pot heads are cool as long as they don't run out of pot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You will spend 1.5 hours watching this movie and 1.5 seconds forgetting it. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The best movies are filmed with no apparent scripted dialogue. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Vampires are emo- except they shop at gap. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Girls who are flat, pale, awkward, emo, friendless and devoid of any interpersonal skills are definitely worth killing yourself on a different continent over. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's cool to date underage girls; as long as you sparkle. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Robocop should join the army. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Planes buried under decades of snow will probably contain perfectly intact cabins and cockpits. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

HUVs are probably made by Toyota. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Bette Davis is good at being bad. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Loving husbands always believe their wives. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tall Asian female villains are creepy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Suspense is best built in black and white. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Studios just don't make em like this anymore. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's cool to cheat on your husband as long as you eventually kill the lover. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Plantation workers should've been treated better. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sidekick lawyers with ulterior motives are creepy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rich people are suckers for telemarketing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's cool to spend all the money you make the week you make it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bar fights are best fought in thousand dollar suits. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nothing is more professional than storming a hotel. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's hard to say no if somebody sounds good on the phone. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Major invetment decisions are best made over the phone without consulting your spouse. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

JT Marlin is credible..... right? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Judges don't make good dads. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Every family has a black sheep. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blackjack is a good idea for a home business. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Secretaries are always the first to snitch. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Microsoft employs millionaire groundskeepers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Notorious BIG's quotes are good pillars to base your life on. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Robocop will find you.... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Educated scientists and trained engineers usually turn out to be killers. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's definitely a good career move to take a job in Antarctica. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Kate Beckinsale probably needs a new agent. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Basing a formulamatic whodunnit film in a cool setting doesn't make it interesting. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Leo doesn't like it when Russ deceives him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They should probably cast 30 more stars for an Easter themed movie....hurry! link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Holiday themed movies with tons of celebrities and no real plot are definitely not vehicles to maximize profit. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Jessia Alba is good at playing a deceiving girl. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It's impossible for a guy to tell if his live-in girlfriend really doesn't want to marry him. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Flower delivery truck drivers usually have hot wives and a $300,000 home. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

It's cool to spend your life worshipping a sports hero....as long you don't approach him. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's cool to stalk your favorite athletes....as long as you don't approach them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You should never attempt to buy tickets online; they might be affordable. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Weapons are built to malfunction at ample times in movies. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People live on mars. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You must be at least 21 to be in a high school based movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All foreign exchange female students are sluts link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

James Taylor is not cool to listen to in high school link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If the grieving widow was played by anybody other than Blunt, this movie would've been even worse. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Benicio Del Toro is not good at dying. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)