When you see your uncle turned into stone, you know you're in trouble. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Whenever Percy is in trouble, there will be water. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Children of Gods are always handsome. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

In the forest of holidays, there is only room for American ones. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

An entire village can adore a single person, but still don't make him mayor. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Tim Burtons head serves just fine as a hockey puck. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Willy Wonka can make a song out of anything. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Children will always behave the same way as their parents. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Whipped cream is produced with animal violence. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Even though you have your girlfriend checked out, you still don't know anything about her. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John Travolta will always want a Royal with Cheese. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If someone calls your cell asking for Rose, just say yes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you want to piss of the rookie, take his ring. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't look 10 year old white boys from the getto in the eye! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Chinese restaurants have cocaine in their ceilings. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When transporting a gun across the border, put it in energy drinks. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John Travolta is really cool with a mustache. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can defuse a hyper-sensitive bomb by unplugging the 6.35mm Phono Audio Jack. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Chinese gangsters will always give you the right adress of their drug dealers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

John Travolta can slide upside-down a pole, shoot the bad-guys and still land on his feet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though the recovery of the entire world is depending on it, God will still make his Messiahs walk for 31 years in stead of offering him a car. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Eli didn't have sex with Solara because he couldn't see her: it was the only plausible explanation available. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Only the Bible can bring good to the world, even though the Qu'ran and the Thora were never gone. Go Christians! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you want to lose your virginity, do it in lunchbreak. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Jacob Black actually is uncomfortable taking his shirt of in public. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Smoking hot Gods are attracted to half-donkeys. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

James Bond has a real horse's ass. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)