Some people REALLY want to be Pope. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Long nails are a major clue in identifying pedophiles. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can make dead people speak by inflating them with fireplace bellows and pressing on their chest. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Men don't care what she'll wear or what she looks like: it only matters what she cooks like. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Not all closets lead to Narnia. link
Rating: 35 (+36/-1)

The first step to tending to anyone who has been injured is to take off your shirt. link
Rating: 14 (+14/-0)