Helicopters can manage to safely and accurately put down glass domes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Arnold Schwarzenegger could possibly be our next president. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never mind the general law of science-it is not impossible to consume a whole city with a big, glass dome. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Bambi has not had the "it" talk yet. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The cool kids always host mini-gatherings in the basement. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Stepping on somebody's lawn will result in a shotgun warning. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

How this movie avoided an NC-17 rating is beyond anyone. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It's possible that little girls can be inspired by strippers. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Plot device: Robots invade Earth. Teenager holds key. Teenager wants to hold hot girl. Teenager saves world. Teenager gets girl. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

To be Spartan, spray-painted six packs are an absolute MUST. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

Asking Sparta a question will result in death. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can be a matchmaker and not have any stable relationship for yourself. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

This movie is in no way implying multiple counts of attempted murder. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

All boys who want to stay young wear tight, green pants. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

A "beast" always means a talking, hairy, bull on two legs. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

Girl sees hot guy. Girl defies father. Girl sells soul to the devil. The plot thickens. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Who cares if she's underage? As long as she's hot and hating her father, she's available! link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Oh, don't mind the laws of nature. It's normal for fish and humans to fall in love with each other. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Disney princesses MUST be jailbait. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Nobody uses camo anymore. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Just like every other action movie, make sure that one Asian guy has a sword, no matter how stereotypical. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's possible to have a whole storyline created from your psychotic imagination. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Bad guys can sexually assault a princess in a Disney movie--so long as the kids don't get it. link
Rating: 18 (+19/-1)

Ninjas are, in fact, not assassins. Ninja assassins are. In other words, most redundant title EVER. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Ninjas don't really talk. They just speak in short, audible phrases and scream with rage. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Have a demon in your house? Make a fun video project about it. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

When in doubt, bring your camera. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When the characters of a very popular literary franchise come-of-age in your movie, make everything angsty. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Dads force smiles. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Never tell autobots to leave your universe. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

When demons get jealous, they shatter your boyfriend's picture. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When your girlfriend tells you not to buy a ouiji board, borrow it. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

When the world ends, cars will randomly blow up. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)