It's possible that an awkward teenage boy can willingly lose his virginity in a threesome while being held captive by drug dealers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When the movie industry has run out of ideas, the rape of a family, newborn children, pregnant women, and headless corpses come to mind as legitimate film content. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being the genius, MIT senior student that you are, the best hiding place you can find for your growing Vegas winnings is the weak ceiling right above your bed. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The word "brah" is a legitimate form of endearment towards your male companion at each and every moment. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bruce Willis plays the good cop who was actually a bad cop, deciding to be good again. Classic Bruce Willis. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tom Cruise can be the default movie trailer joke. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Helicopters can manage to safely and accurately put down glass domes. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Arnold Schwarzenegger could possibly be our next president. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never mind the general law of science-it is not impossible to consume a whole city with a big, glass dome. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Bambi has not had the "it" talk yet. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

The cool kids always host mini-gatherings in the basement. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Stepping on somebody's lawn will result in a shotgun warning. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

How this movie avoided an NC-17 rating is beyond anyone. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

It's possible that little girls can be inspired by strippers. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Plot device: Robots invade Earth. Teenager holds key. Teenager wants to hold hot girl. Teenager saves world. Teenager gets girl. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

To be Spartan, spray-painted six packs are an absolute MUST. link
Rating: -3 (+1/-4)

Asking Sparta a question will result in death. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can be a matchmaker and not have any stable relationship for yourself. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

This movie is in no way implying multiple counts of attempted murder. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

All boys who want to stay young wear tight, green pants. link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

A "beast" always means a talking, hairy, bull on two legs. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

Girl sees hot guy. Girl defies father. Girl sells soul to the devil. The plot thickens. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Who cares if she's underage? As long as she's hot and hating her father, she's available! link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

Oh, don't mind the laws of nature. It's normal for fish and humans to fall in love with each other. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Disney princesses MUST be jailbait. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Nobody uses camo anymore. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Just like every other action movie, make sure that one Asian guy has a sword, no matter how stereotypical. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's possible to have a whole storyline created from your psychotic imagination. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Bad guys can sexually assault a princess in a Disney movie--so long as the kids don't get it. link
Rating: 22 (+23/-1)

Ninjas are, in fact, not assassins. Ninja assassins are. In other words, most redundant title EVER. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

Ninjas don't really talk. They just speak in short, audible phrases and scream with rage. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Have a demon in your house? Make a fun video project about it. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

When in doubt, bring your camera. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

When the characters of a very popular literary franchise come-of-age in your movie, make everything angsty. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Dads force smiles. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Never tell autobots to leave your universe. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

When demons get jealous, they shatter your boyfriend's picture. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When your girlfriend tells you not to buy a ouiji board, borrow it. link
Rating: 13 (+13/-0)

When the world ends, cars will randomly blow up. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)