It is a good thing that Leonardo Dicaprio was not cast for the Lost television series. link
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If you own a chocolate factory, make sure you put pointless things in it like scary tunnels. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's better to spend over 100 dollars on the team you hate's jersey rather than going to your favorite team's game and actually buying tickets. link
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If you watch this movie backwards, Benjamin Button is the only normal person. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

RVs can outrun 700mph Pyroclastic flows. link
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Tightening your belt by one loop stops you from feeling hunger pains. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always listen to your dead grandpa, because he always is watching you. link
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Always check the spelling of a towns name backwards before visiting. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Goblins are afraid of doubledecker bologna sandwiches. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Rotten milk turns you into a goblin. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If they are eating her, then they are most likely going to eat you. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Your dad will not allow you to piss on hospitality. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

80's synth-rock will play whenever you get chased through the woods. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Getting kicked in the balls turns you into a homo. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

row row row your boat makes you fall asleep and bleed green. link
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When fire is raining down from above, it will always miss you. link
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Do not open a bag from somebody you do not trust. link
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Your voice will get more intimidating if you dress up like an animal. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Buy a map when looking for somebody. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Leave her, she'll make it out. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you do not know how it works, just attach it to your hair. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Jared Leto is not a good fighter. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park is NOT always a good guy. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Scientists can fly, in a helicopter, from Washington D.C. to Yellowstone in a matter of minutes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)