Forrest Gump may not be a smart man, but at least he's immune to AIDS. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Wow, Old Detroit looks a lot like...Detroit? link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Go ahead and casually answer the door while hosting your own personal coke-n-whore party. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Prime directive #5: Don't hate. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)