When you have 100 million dollars, it only takes a couple of weeks to have a brand new office in London opposite London bridge, a dozen of highly competent employees and make 1 billion dollars. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you are suspected of robbing banks by the FBI, you have no problem to plan another massive robbery because Federal Agents won't bother to keep a close watch on you. Thus you can leave your house dressed as policemen with lots of guns unnoticed. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In horror movies, common people and extras are always stupid, ignore the warnings given by the local police and will keep on acting silly until the first disaster happens. Therefore it's impossible to feel sympathy when they are pulled to pieces. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Porn movies which are meant to be shown on the internet only need one camera operator to be made. No lights or sound operator are necessary. These film won't end up looking like cheap and shaky holiday movie that nobody will care about. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You'd better go to the toilets before starting a multiple dream inception. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

German policemen don't need to call for support when they find out a human centipede is in an isolated house where a mad doctor is hiding. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

When you steal clothes from a hanger in a corridor hotel without checking what you're taking, you will automatically end up with perfectly designed outfits that will outline your impressive silhouette. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When any type of system is activated in a situation room, there's always a pre-recorded cold female voice that will explain what's required, what's going on and how long it will take to launch the nuclear strike. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Hollywood miss the good old times when the Cold War could identify the Soviets as the "bad guys". Nevertheless despite the fall of communism in the ex-USSR, why not base a storyline on a secret cult of Crazy Warriors created in the 1970's which decide to take action more than 25 years later on DAY X? Those warriors are so brainwashed that they'll still consider the US as the worst enemy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Evelyn Salt's male wig looks incredibly good even after she jumped around and ran for half an hour in the White House. No need to be adjusted. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The most convenient way to escape the CIA after the Russian President's assassination is to get caught, then hijack your police captors. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

After the car crash involving three survivors, the baby and Gabriel, the humans will have plenty of time to climb a mountain with the uninjured baby whereas Gabriel will take a time out for 1 hour and reappear for the climax scene. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

After the New Prophet was born, the people protecting him will just need to leave the diner where two lines of silent and immobile possessed people will stand and watch them go by. The possessed people will be led by a even more deranged person wearing a paper bag over their head who will oink like an agonizing pig. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Waitresses who have just given birth can run into cars, experience a traffic accident and running up hills like a triathlete. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Possessed angles who want to kill the New Prophet and his mother don't think of simply blowing up the restaurant they're hiding in. It's much more useful to stand outside on the parking lot. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Angelic possession looks exactly like demonic possession link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Modern archangels know that they can kill fellow angels turned into spider-like zombies with modern weapons, have tattoos like Wentworth Miller and very deep voices. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Heaven looks like three cardboxes taken from some production assistant's attic. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Obviously, archangels don't walk around with white sheets for outfits and with towels as turbans but with gladiator's armour and manga's weapons. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Due to budget reasons, the Apocalypse had to take place in a distant location in the middle of the desert but not too far from LA and Hollywood studios. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Some people decided to call their son "Jeep". link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Supernatural geroes and Angels from heaven use mechanical steal weapons to fight. Being God's best friends is useless. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If a rebellious teenager has blood dripped on her from a ceiling, she'll just wipe it off and forget about it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The world leaders have been working for months to set up a selection system for survival based on wealth and power, but are suddenly moved to tears when hearing a sloppy speech by a scientist who miscalculated the data, and then accept to welcome onboard the dozens of exploited Chinese workers (who have been living in horrendous conditions for the last 24 months). link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In any foreign country, it is possible to see the national landmark from any window from any building, as characters have decided to buy an apartment opposite to the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben (where else?). link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If the South Pole is now where Wisconsin was, nobody seems to worry about the new meteorological conditions in South Africa and its new position. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Australia, New Zealand, Canada, or Siberia are not significant enough to be mentioned only once during the Apocalypse. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Designers of the Arks installed surveillance cameras with a zoom lens and a Dolby Stereo sound system in the most unlikely places of the ships. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In the newly built Arks, a cold and electronic female voice tells the countdown of meters to final impact (Everest) so that the whole cast and audience know exactly at the same time what's going to happen over the next two minutes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Old Russian planes are very helpful to know how continents have decided to move from one another. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Scientists are unable to predict the exact date of the Apocalypse but are absolutely certain that a massive tsunami will reach the Chinese mountains from a precise direction. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When your plane takes off from Vegas, turn right to fly to Hawaï, then fly for a couple of minutes and you'll be able to land just a few miles away from your final destination, only thank to plate tectonics. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Although all main characters watch the world come to an end, noone of them seem to feel sorry by the loss of the rest of their families, friends or colleagues. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Wearing Chanel and other haute-couture outfits will suddenly make you lose enough weight to become a Size Zero attractive supermodel. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

No matter how hard you try to consider other endings, you know after 5 minutes that the Morgans will end up together with at least one kid. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hugh Grant has massive scalves. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Anita Ward survived the Apocalypse by releasing records in the late 1970's that can be played on a record player made in the early 20th century. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

After 30 years of misery, Gary Oldman still thinks he can have other villages built only with a Bible and doesn't consider manipulating his crowds by inventing some rubbish cult-babble. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Although a book written in Braille is approximately 10 times longer than a standard book, Eli's Bible is only a few hundred pages long. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Young girls born after the nuclear war have a perfect complexion, nice hair and perfectly designed tight jeans. link
Rating: 14 (+14/-0)