Werewolves don't give off the wet dog smell. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Every child wants to know they have an 'other mother' who will replace your eyes with buttons. Best children's story of all time. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Miley Cyrus' sister is voice acting for japanese cartoons... There's a disturbance in the field. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Instead of building a spaceship, we make a boat. Noah should be proud. link
Rating: 2 (+5/-3)

Africa is the answer to all. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)