if a gardner rapes you.......you'll just forget........ link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Africa...survived...the end of the world? link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If a movie is about the end of the world...dont worry, the world will not end up ending after all! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

John Cusack can see under salt water and hold his breath indefinitely. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

All blind men are good with weaponry. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

According to Tyrese, babies have very sharp and pointy teeth. Correct me if I'm wrong, but im pretty sure babies don't have razors for teeth. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

When an angel possesses your body, you grow sharp teeth. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gabriel has metal wings...while Michael's wings look like a rug...yeah I'd be pretty pissed too if i were him. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

ANGELS ARE TOTAL NOOBS! They just spin around and cut people with their wings, which are metal. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When God gets angry, he kills everyone. Or at least says he's going to, but really only kills like four or five people. Yeah, he means business. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

Thank god they still had gas. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A great way to cope with your husband's death is to blame it on your daughter, then kill a baby. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Repeating the beginning monologue in the film at the ending totally makes sense. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Explosions and stabbings cant kill Gabriel, all you have to do is tell him a ridiculously stupid and confusing plot twist. He will then cry and fly away. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Bella has become THE TEASE FROM HELL!!! link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

While practically fooling around with your friend's six pack ( who you know loves you), keep talking about how much you love your ex-boyfriend. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Stabbing, exploding, and just flat out beating the crap out of an angel wont kill him. Just tell him some ridiculously stupid plot twist that makes absolutely no sense, and he will be confused and fly away. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

Sarah Conner didn't fight robots! Thats stupid, we all know she fought angels! Common sense people, common sense... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you see a huge sandstorm closing in on your bar from all sides, don't bother telling anyone, they'll just vanish without any trace or explanation in five minutes. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

When you are attacked by angels, instead of actually being angels, they will turn into zombies and just walk into your gunfire. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

After you are attacked by zombie angels, they will just sit there and look at you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gabriel's hammer is more than just a hammer, it's also a chainsaw and a harpoon gun. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

After being attacked by angels, keep faith. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)