We may have interstellar travel, but we can't even figure out how to fix paraplegics. link
Rating: 0 (+6/-6)

Blue is the new black. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

All teenage girls secretly long to be caught between two violent and unpredictable men. link
Rating: 20 (+21/-1)

Balloons filled with helium can lift an entire two story house, two people, and sometimes a dog. link
Rating: 9 (+11/-2)

A Wilderness Explorer's GPS is functional no matter what your location is on earth link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Snipes love chocolate. link
Rating: 1 (+4/-3)

You are supposed to dig the hole before crapping in the woods. link
Rating: 6 (+8/-2)

All dogs hate squirrels. link
Rating: 7 (+11/-4)

Dogs do not like the cone of shame. link
Rating: 9 (+11/-2)

If you meet your childhood hero, he might try to kill you. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

The screws attaching a garden hose ring to a two story house can withstand the entire weight of said house. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

If a dog has just met you, he will love you. link
Rating: 6 (+10/-4)

A Wilderness Explorer is a friend to all of nature. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)