Surviving a mile-high fall off an airplane and then a cliff on a dinghy is apparently much more plausible than surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

There is no medication to treat hypoglycemia. Hypoglycemics are doomed to eat pixie sticks for the rest of their lives. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Getting burned with a flamethrower, bashed in the head with a crowbar, and electrocuted? Why assume he's dead just because he falls into a pit of fire? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A middle-aged, overweight male could realistically attain a walking Real Doll. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Thanksgiving Day comes after Black Friday, apparently. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Roast beef is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dinner is the French word for the evening meal. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

I want my own drive-thru surgery machine. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

So that's what the 'N' word means. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

So that's what has become of Vic Mackey! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

That is a big door. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

The only thing easier than blonde girls are lobotomized blond girls. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

No matter how much the rules change, the black guy always dies. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Cops always get killed unless they're Bruce Willis. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The killer is not in that closet. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The killer doesn't care if you're gay. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

No matter how much the rules change, saying "I'll be right back" is not a good idea. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

It's not a movie, it's real life. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fuck Bruce Willis. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You can't cheat death by pretending to be gay. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A 20-year-old woman's fantasy life is curiously like that of a teenage boy's. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

English is spoken in a galaxy far, far away. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

So that's what happened to Scar. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Not all Asians are bad drivers. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Don't call a woman a c**t. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Gotham City looks a lot like Chicago. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Elaborate CGI scenes are especially lifeless in this movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You'll end up in Cleveland without a navigator. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Medusa was actually pretty hot. I guess that's why all those guys turned to stone. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Scientists are never right. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's easy to get a metal safe containing a dead body up the basement stairs and into a truck, but rolling it into a sinkhole requires assistance. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

Burger King has American cheeseburgers. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)