When you're the lead girl's best friend, no one cares when you die... or tells your parents.
Also I'll mention she was the one who told the stranger absolutely every honest detail about their vacation and while lying to her friend. ~agentdc7 / link

When you're the lead girl's best friend, no one cares when you die... or tells your parents.
But if you think about it, Bryan's daughter was a virgin so she was sold for more, because they're 'pure'. ~Movie Genius / link

Anyone who says, "I don't want any trouble" will no doubt kill everyone in the room with post-apocalyptic karate.
D*mn! You said this before me! I was thinking the same exact thing. ~Jonny Penn / link

Hot lead girls will only get topless in the Directors cut to encourage you to buy a movie that's exactly the same.
"...and then you sent people after me twenty-two times per season during the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'm fucking tired of this!" ~NateSean / link

Smoking during pregnancy causes your child to be born in 45 seconds.
I already foresee this on all tobacco products. ~Pleiades Rising / link

Always give your best guns to the guy with the hook-for-a-hand; at least he'll never be able to shoot his own hand off.
Haha i remember this part. I lol'd so hard. ~Tycosauce / link

All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later.
Kay-Bees here I come ~PreyBeginning / link

The best way to stop a zombie-angle attack... make a baby cry.
*loud, not lound ~wolfgirl92 / link

The best way to stop a zombie-angle attack... make a baby cry.
This one, I laughed out lound in the library ~wolfgirl92 / link

All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later.
Nah, Kay-Bees has a rocket launcher. ~NateSean / link

When you're the lead girl's best friend, no one cares when you die... or tells your parents.
The price you pay for not being a virgin in these situations, y'know? ~SomeGuy / link

If while reading the Bible you realize passages are missing, it's okay, Denzel just forgot the words.
Thanks Sassy. =) ~PreyBeginning / link

If while reading the Bible you realize passages are missing, it's okay, Denzel just forgot the words.
That was great lol ~Sassy / link