All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later.
Kay-Bees here I come link

A great way to cope with your husband's death is to blame it on your daughter, then kill a baby.
I actually laughed out loud at this one. link

Machines have made evil eel like machines that like to swim around in lakes for no apparent reason, waiting for a human to unwittingly go for a swim. Are they breeding down there?
that is the best comment ever. I was like, "Wow, that Terminator is quite limited". Next will be a terminator that's only underground waiting for digger humans. link

Arnold Schwarzenegger will always be in a Terminater movie.
As it should be...=) link

If you've got an advanced karate class at 7:30, you're not going to make it.
That's awesome. link

If while reading the Bible you realize passages are missing, it's okay, Denzel just forgot the words.
Thanks Sassy. =) link

Plastic heart-rate monitor pads are fireproof.
#39 and this Rule! link