It's nice when aliens attack and they leave all your major utilities intact for a while. Although people may be dying, at least you can watch it on TV and have a glass of water! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Apparently, there is a short supply of pregnant women in Los Angeles. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aliens are in direct competition with Zombies for human brains, which are always high in demand. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Always follow the instructions of a building manager. They have the best survival skills... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Always take pictures of yourself cheating on your girlfriend then let her browse through the shots... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This film was supposed to be about Duke Nukem, they just forgot to include him... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You're not a movie buff if you didn't get the Two Mules for Sister Sara reference... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you somehow obtain a mystical mask and feed it some pureblood, don't be surprised if it does nothing at all once you put it on... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When he's hairy and dirty, Ron Perlman still looks like he did in Quest for Fire. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Kid Conan is much more interesting to watch than Adult Conan... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rose McGowan looks much better with hair... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Heimdall can see you naked in the shower... link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In Moscow, you can catch a ride on a nuclear submarine as easily as catching a cab. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When experiencing an electrical anomaly, police can always rely on their clubs to probe things. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You can always count on a local electrician to create an effective weapon to use against alien invaders. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

When traveling abroad, don't bother carrying any books that will help you communicate with the locals. Charades is much more fun. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

If you ever need a fellow American to chat with, you can find one in any club around the world. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

If you must engage in battle with microwave aliens, always ride horses since they don't run on batteries or internal combustion engines. They're invulnerable to electromagnetic pulses. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Chainmail armor made out of keys is awesome and effective! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

An invasion by microwave aliens is much cleaner than a zombie apocalypse. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

All Green Berets can drive a tank and fire its gun at the same time. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't. Piss. Off. The. Devil! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

For years, Banner couldn't find a cure for becoming the Hulk. All he needed was morphine! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Fighter jets created by Green Lanterns can propel themselves even in the vacuum of space! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

In the middle ages, balsa wood lances were the weapon of choice! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you have a relatively dangerous job fishing at sea, why not bring the whole family along? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You'll score with any chick you rescue at sea --- guaranteed! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Historically, the Jinn were the first to perfect the use of prosthetic limbs. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

In the dead of space, aliens don't need Anti-Virus. link
Rating: 6 (+7/-1)

The key to the world's energy problems can be solved in a cave in Afghanistan. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

On some planets, "betrothed" doesn't really mean anything... link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

On Pandora, ordinary tree sap is as combustible as kerosene... link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)