EMP devices are extremely handy weapons against vehicles, paparazzi, and reporters. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You can make a bulky man sound bigger by adding sounds effects to his footsteps. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Batpods can make absolutely no sound if you want to sneak up and shoot someone. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bane will break you. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

In 5 months, no one ever found the Bat(wing) sitting on a skyscraper. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

When you take 3 questionable masked men onto a plane, don't bother taking off their masks to see if there's anything suspicious, like if one of them was carrying something dangerous or maybe if one of them is actually Bane. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

I also wonder why someone would shoot a man before throwing them out of a plane. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

If you save Optimus Prime's life, he will reward you by chopping off your head cause that's the heroic thing to do. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you just made friends with a group of junkbots, it's time to break out into dance. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Grimlock no kisser. Grimlock king! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you're innocent, you are fed to Sharktacons. What happens if you're guilty? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If a fellow Autobot died in battle, putting him back together and cleaning him off will bring him back to life. Note: This only works for Ultramagnus. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Megatron belongs to nobody, unless you make him scream uncle. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you've got the touch, you've got the power! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ba Weep gra na weep ninny Bon. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A moon self-destruct bomb didn't hurt Unicron? Oh sh!t, what are we going to do? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you need to make room for more new toys, kill off all the old ones. Mainly Autobots, that is. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Should you go rescue your friends and save Cybertron? NO! TELL STORY!!!! That's more important. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can learn to speak TV through watching TV. Do you talk TV? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When some people shop, they are completely oblivious to flying soda bottles and raining soda. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Parents who put their kids on a leash like an animal are probably irresponsible. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you're space ship got totaled by a suicide spacecraft, don't go and grab another one to finish your mission; go and try and to kill that non-threatening female scientist cause that's more important. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Squid aliens can grow very large very quickly... with very little food. I mean no food. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

The Engineers will give different Earth cultures a star map to their military base that wants to destroy us. They want us to come visit them. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Everyone likes to bite Michael Biehn's hand. Sarah Connor did it and Newt did it too. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ed Harris is ALWAYS screaming about something at one point. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If CPR does not work, slap them, yell at them, and call them names. That should work. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you need a weapon to defend yourself. Anything will do, including a plastic flowerpot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Some wedding rings are really really tough. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A wedding ring can literally save your life. And hand. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you drop to the bottom of the ocean, you will slowly freeze until it's nearly unbearable. When you do reach the bottom, you'll be well adapted by then. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Liquid breathing is possible. (I actually learned this) link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks into you... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Digital projectors in the 2090's look like Rubik's cubes. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you're pregnant with an alien baby, you will only feel pain when you find out about it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In the future there is technology that can display your dreams. This is considered standard so android butlers can know more about your private life while you hypersleep. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

What is the black liquid? It can completely dissolve your DNA to make a human race. It can mutate a maggot and turn into an alien cobra. It can also make your sperm have alien squid gene in there too. And it can also turn you into a super zombie. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Only Captain America will notice it is suspicious that Loki allowed himself to get captured and did not bother to simply walk away when Ironman was distracting Thor. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

There is a device that can chomp out and grind a person's eyeball and perfectly replicate it digitally. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer. link
Rating: 4 (+6/-2)

The scientist with the digital mapping tool cannot find his way out of a cave. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

If you're going to ask an Engineer, that you know nothing about, to possibly prolong some VIP's life, bring him along too. There's not much chance the 10 foot tall monster won't kill you instead after all that's happened, right? link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The trailers always show too much. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Since this movie is in the same universe as Alien, there must be a "xenomorph" (or something that kind of looks like it) at the end of the film. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you surgically remove a squid baby from yourself, no one will care anymore until the plot needs it later. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Robot surgery machines do not hold you down or numb you just in case you move and writhe in pain during operation. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

Engineer ships will keep a digital record of what happened earlier so we know what the plot is about later. Or not. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

No one is interested in any sort of living life form found on another planet other than 10 foot tall dead engineers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

An engineer will still give a chestburster at the very end even though it's not the same engineer from the LV-426. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is important to show a secondary character make it into an escape pod successfully so she can die idiodically in the following scene. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

If you had sex with someone that was infected with black stuff the previous night and got pregnant, you're now 3 months pregnant with a squid. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you're bringing a dying CEO to talk to the Engineer about an alterior motive, let the rebelious scientist woman come along too just for the heck of it. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

If an android encourages you to drink more, there's probably something suspicious going on. But go ahead and drink up anyways. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a crashing ship is about to roll on you, run parallel with the path it's going rather than off to the side. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

If you're a secondary character and a ship is about to fall on you, you're dead. If you're the main character and a ship is about to fall on you, the rock next to you will save you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Mr. Weyland's theme music is Alien by Jerry Goldsmith. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sorry Alien fans, but the Space Jockey you're looking for is on another planet. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Bad guys can die while they are still falling hence aleviating the curse on a pure blood. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When Conan is fighting a giant octopus, go up to Conan and fight him too. That way there's a good chance the octopus has more to eat. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When your boat is being raided, only a few men and a woman will fight. Everyone else will come out when it's time for a victory cheer. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The transition from night to morning is about 2 seconds. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If Conan stuffs some cloth in your mouth, you will be unable to spit it out. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Women cannot feel a scratch to the throat. Maybe because the scratch is CGI? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bandwagons have an explosive charge on the front that goes off if you disconnect it from the chariot. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you put a key and pour liquid down someone's mouth, they will instinctively swallow the key. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your nose gets cut off, you will spend the rest of your life looking like Mankind. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you hit anyone in a Millenium produced film, they will squirt blood like popping a waterballoon. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The steel beams on a bridge cannot withstand the impact of a fishtailing firetruck. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Silver Surfer is stronger than Galactus. It takes Jessica Alba for him to realize that after all those planets got destroyed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dr Doom gets defeated in a dumber way than the first film because he sucks even more now. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you have a strange condition that swaps powers when you touch someone, you can also combine and absorb powers too if the plot suddenly needs it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dr Doom's voice is even dorkier than the first movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Since the Fantasticar is a Dodge, it must have the Dodge grile. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Silver Surfer used to have a wife that looked like Jessica Alba. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you're going to chase the Silver Surfer again, be sure and fly straight into your friends trying to save a ferris wheel instead of around them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Stan Lee is not on the guest list. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blind people blink. A lot. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Motorcyclists will stop and park right next to your van just in case you want to steal it from them for a chase sequence. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If your speeding through heavy opposing traffic with a motorcycle, you have nothing to worry about. If you suddenly fly 20 feet in the air, you are in mortal danger. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Motorcycles are so heavy they can absorb the T bone impact of a car without slowing it down. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

French cars are full of C4. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you in a strangle hold. Cloaking yourself will allow you to escape. o_O. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Zartan kills women. But he is also a woman too according to Storm Shadow. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Female corporals find getting stabbed more surprising than painful. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Pit has lousy security. They can't pick up any tremors or breaches in the walls nor do they have security cameras to see anything fishy going on. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you're wondering what army is going to take you in when only one sub is in front of you, 100 subs will appear out of nowhere immediately. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you fly a plane straight up and parachute back down, chances are you will land in the exact same spot without the wind carrying you elsewhere. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Locating a base in the Arctic is like finding a hackstack in a coal mine. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a warhead is heading for the White House, only one jet will try to intercept the missile. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The military uses Hummer H2s. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If the bad guys are going to destroy something significant in France, it's probably the Eiffel Tower-I mean it's always Eiffel Tower. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a train T bones a Hummer H2, it will fly straight up in the air cause that's how physics logically works. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even after meeting Tony Stark twice, getting gamma poisoning from drinking a soda, wrecking his truck towing an inmovable hammer, and almost meeting a super soldier 70 years ago, Stan Lee finds the idea of superheroes in New York ridiculous. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

If CPR doesn't work, let Hulk scream at you to wake you up. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The dog comes and goes as he pleases. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The lighting changes every few seconds. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you suddenly have a monstrous physical change, the first thing you should do is run home and see if your fiance will still accept you. Don't bother sticking around and figuring things out like the other 3. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blind people move their eyes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Wherever you go, huge crowds will follow you. Even if it means during a dangerous battle. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A fitting Latveria humanitarian award is a creepy metal mask with a voice box that perfectly fits your head just in case you want to wear it. I'm not saying you would do that but... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)