Every time you kill someone, they will hold one item which is a clue to your next destination. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

John Matrix's weaker arm is his left. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gravity is more important than loyalty. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When dead people fall off a ledge, they must scream. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Mall rent a cops get lots of women. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Balloon mall decorations can support the weight of a body builder. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you open a cargo door and reveal a dog in a cage, it will bark at the open door and not you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you elbow someone in the face and break their neck in an airplane, no one will notice. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you see a truck speeding down a hill and "He's gonna hit us!", don't bother to slow down. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Old ladies have potty mouths. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you're an overweight stalker, your allowed to have a car to get around. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you get strangled by barbed wire, your hands will bleed profusely. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Leave enough room for Arnie's fist because he's going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!!!!! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

People believe whatever they see on TV. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Judicial affairs has an entertainment division. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Exercise videos in the future need a host that flexes and poses while the girls in the back do all the actual work. A mixture of Hulk Hogan and Billy Blanks. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

After a medical check up, it is preferred to throw someone into a dark room and gas them to sleep rather than put a nitrous mask on them. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

To make someone listen to you, say "please" ... and rip the bow flex off the ground. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't let people sign papers on your back. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Killing a Sub-Zero will make him Plain-Zero.... (what does that even mean???) link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

In the future, asterisks are no longer necessary when typing in a password. Also, the default font size is 100+. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When a new tenant moves into an apartment, the passcode will remain the same. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The TV show Running man can predict the future and air segments in a commercial that will take place later in the future. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

People who "successfully" beat the Running Man game, will still wear their uniform even on vacation. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fat men with lots of lights resemble Christmas Trees. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

To get by airport security without a passport, just make a scene with your wife. Boy, you can't do that these days... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's a good thing Arnie didn't kill you too. Or rape you then kill you. Or kill you then rape you. I mean a guy like that, what would stop him? link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Getting punched by a celebrity is cooler than getting an autograph. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Back in the 1970's Family Feud was the popular game show. In 2019, it is The Running Man. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Anytime you kill someone, you must deliver a one-liner immediately. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If a woman calls you dickless, you must attempt to rape her to prove you aren't. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Christmas tree suits are not waterproof. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A good stalker is someone that can sing opera, point his finger at people and drive a car. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Showing archived footage involves taking footage from multiple angles much like an actual film, namely this one. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Eating too much red meat makes you fight. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The door of fiery furnaces are cool to the touch. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Upon seeing a random young black woman for the first time, your daughter will acknowledge her as a new stepmother instantly. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

John Matrix never runs out of ammo. He simply gets bored with the weapon he is using and switches to a new one. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Villains get orgasms thinking about stabbing someone with a knife. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can buy rocket launchers at your local gun store. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bennet's goons are all pedophiles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Arnie will be back! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When someone is charging at you while you're in a telephone booth, fire your gun at him. When he is too close, run away. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A perfect plan to assassinate an ex-commando is to pick up trash on an unscheduled day and hope that he and only he will come out to give it to you personally, so that you can shoot him and casually drive away with no witnesses. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A fully grown body builder ex-commando eats the same amount as a 10 year old girl. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When there's a strange taste in a sandwich where "you don't want to know" what the ingredients are, just keep eating it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Short people's penises look like a nightmare. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Security guards share a collective thinking and know whom to approach when vaguely described on the radio. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A full arsenal is only a rifle in the shed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The door to an airplane closing is very very important. Watch it closely. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Who needs airbags or seatbelts? All you need is Arnie asking if you're all right. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you want a complete stranger to help you, just say your daughter is going to die. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Timers on watches beep very loudly every time you look at it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When a car flips over, it will explode. (Except if it's a Porsche. Those magically repair themselves.) link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When people surround you and point guns at you, just start fighting back because they don't know how to shoot a gun. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you've got an advanced karate class at 7:30, you're not going to make it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you say "Kiss my a$$" little louder, it translates to "Get f***ed" link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When things get chaotic around a mall, pull out your gun and aim at a random cop so he can kill you even though they're not looking for you at all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can chop down a tree, split logs, get ice cream, practice martial arts, feed wild animals, go fishing, go swimming, make sandwiches, and change your clothes multiple times all in a morning's time. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Shotguns can blow your arm off 15 feet away. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

After being thrown through glass a 3rd time, you will experience deja vu. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Sometimes wearing a bulletproof vest is a bad idea when getting hit by multiple shotguns at the same time. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't gossip about people in the bathroom, they could be pooping and listening right behind you. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

It's very hard to hit a slow walking target with an anti-tank gun. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Brand new 6000SUX's have faulty rear view mirrors. Well, that sux. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's perfectly normal to catch flying guns in a nightclub. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Being a superhero, it's okay to smash concrete walls, run over and blow up other people's cars just as a distraction. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Humanoid weapons can be controlled via old DOS games. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

To assume Decepticons are a bunch of clone armies is a "good" excuse for being unable to produce more different CG models. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Cyclop's optic blast will eventually forget to use heat. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Megatron's right arm has a gun trigger that anyone can pull. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A gigantic robot is required to remove the very tip of a pyramid in opposed to squashing the Autobots and humans, even when the leader possesses the ability of telekinesis. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you die, your lightsaber will automatically turn off. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Name confusion for toys and sequels are of no concern to the editors. (Devastator) link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Decepticons like to drool a lot. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Timezones don't matter. At all. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When you grab an insecticon, always give it time to transmit a signal before you kill it so they all know where to find you. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When you knockout someone by tazering them in the neck, they will be fine a minute later. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's very important to film a shot of an apple falling in slow motion. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When having two annoying twins crawl all over Devastator isn't interesting enough, add random explosions to hopefully make it more interesting. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The best way to kill a teleporter is to stick your hand out. He'll run into it eventually. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Don't stand behind a jet engine. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Poison tipped blow darts are poisonous both ways. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bad guys can never aim, no matter how many bullets and people you have. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Interdimensional beings and 1950's saucers still count as aliens. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Indy doesn't like people cleaning his crotch. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

When you have a choice between a bunch of cars in a Cadillac Dealership, pick the Pontiac. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

George Lucas wanted to call it "Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men" (true fact). link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Someone took a picture of Marcus when he was lost in Last Crusade and gave it to Indy. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Scorpionok only comes out of hiding when someone is within attacking distance. Other times, it doesn't move at all even if it means a few years. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The accidental murder of a company member is only a glitch. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Don't look at a black man's peepee. You will get distracted. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Bad guys always use Desert Eagles. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Some convenience store robbers have super grip strength. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rapists will get shot in the dick. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

Budweisers are not good in hiding safes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Motorcycles should have seatbelts. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Robocop's chin guard disappears whenever it feels like it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If conventional weapons don't work against a cyborg, keep firing. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)