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Stark has all types of armor suit weapons for any situation, but he never ever thought about equipping his house with any sort of defense system from even straight forward missile attacks.
That from a guy who till recently made his living from building missiles. ~qwkslvr / link
If a crashing ship is about to roll on you, run parallel with the path it's going rather than off to the side.
I love how she tripped, then got away by rolling over a few feet. ~Meushell / link
If you're infected with a deadly new virus, keep it to yourself and don't tell anyone. Don't bother trying to get help immediately and let it spread to everyone you come into contact with.
In the scene where his fat coworker is like "Chimps have a great immune system. I, however, am coming down with a cold" or something to that effect, my response was "That has to be the shittiest, least secure company in the world. No one should trust that company with anything that can't be seen by the naked eye." ~kvn8907 / link
Don't touch God's stuff. He will either suck you out like a vacuum, blow off your head, or melt your face.
God will melt your face if you even look at his stuff, but he loves you. ~Max / link
The password to the mainframe of your gameworld is probably the Contra 30 lives code.
You know, because kids these days love the NES. ~Max / link
For wearing sunglasses in class, you get detention, but the teacher will still let you wear them.
Exactly! ~Totally R3allistic / link
Alfred Pennyworth helped to create dream navigating. Scarecrow is the heir to a power tycoon. And "Ras Al Ghul" is a rival power tycoon.
And Robin works with Bane and Jack dawson ~qwkslvr / link
Pressurized doors can only be propped open by 2 people. No one else is allowed to help.
Nope not at all. We just have to see Terry Crew's biceps. ~agentdc7 / link
Pressurized doors can only be propped open by 2 people. No one else is allowed to help.
Noone is allowed to wedge a steel machine gun between them either. ~bourbonphantom / link
Stock exchanges are places where people steal money.
Unethical dealings in the stock market? Unthinkable! ~Pleiades Rising / link
The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
They come from a completely different portfolio of intellectual property. ~bourbonphantom / link
The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
So where do Predators come from then? ~bigred3002 / link
NEVER takes your eyes off Batman. He'll teleport away.
So that's what that feels like... ~agentdc7 / link
George Lucas wanted to call it "Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men" (true fact).
George Lucas seriously needs to be banned from filmmaking for the rest of his life. ~username / link
Someone took a picture of Marcus when he was lost in Last Crusade and gave it to Indy.
Nice catch! ~username / link
Being tied to a search light won't burn your back.
Maybe they're massive florescent search lights? ~kvn8907 / link
In 1969, the neuralizer was a giant cat scan-like tube in a giant room. But they also have personal pen-sized ones that can do the exact same thing.
Oh ok, for some reason I thought he was holding a microphone or something. He never got to use it then. In that case, I'll rephrase the learning. ~agentdc7 / link
In 1969, the neuralizer was a giant cat scan-like tube in a giant room. But they also have personal pen-sized ones that can do the exact same thing.
he tried to use his pen size neuralizer earlier in that scene when they were seized by the guards. the neuralizer still with a cable and a big ass battery connected to it that needs to be heated up before you can use it ~darksoul / link
Every last boss has some kinda weak spot. For Whiplash, it's exposing his face for no apparent reason.
I know that, but it still doesn't explain why he exposed his face and let it blow up in his face rather than shield it. ~agentdc7 / link
Every last boss has some kinda weak spot. For Whiplash, it's exposing his face for no apparent reason.
That wasn't his weak spot.... It was the energy released from both of the flight stabilisers being fired at eachother causing a huge backlash of Energy spreading perpendicular to the beam (to where Vanko was standing). ~TheGnome / link
Broken backs are easy to fix, even in hell holes with no equipment.
What are you talking about? ~agentdc7 / link
Broken backs are easy to fix, even in hell holes with no equipment.
actually alfred said it was in italy and he even said what it's called or where it is. ~jacob / link
If you're innocent, you are fed to Sharktacons. What happens if you're guilty?
Yeah just like Judge Crane's death...by exile. ~agentdc7 / link
If you're innocent, you are fed to Sharktacons. What happens if you're guilty?
Then justice shall be served...to the Sharktacons, probably. ~Pleiades Rising / link
A multiple man's best use is getting arrested as a distraction, rather than creating 1000's of copies to fight off people.
I thought he could just make more copies of himself and either run away or fight the soldiers. ~Movie Genius / link
Loki is a puny god.
haha..best scene of the movie...priceless ~eddytheking / link
Emma Frost has the ability to turn into diamonds, read people's minds, and not have any emotional expression.
It's like Twilight all over again...just better. ~Movie Genius / link
In the bathroom, CG claws were preferred over prop ones.
They looked so fake. Why did they need to be CG? It was as unnecessary as CGI stormtroopers. WHY?! It's more expensive, It looks fake, and just goes to show how unconvincing and unnecessary CGI is. ~Max / link
Don't gossip about people in the bathroom, they could be pooping and listening right behind you.
I never thought Id be laughing at the word "poop" again. ~Max / link
Always watch out for toxic waste tanks or melting people when driving.
Get offa me, man!! ~Max / link
Rapists will get shot in the dick.
He probably didn't even arrest him. Just nuder him and leave him. ~Max / link
According to X-Men Origins: Wolverine/Logan should have some holes in his skull from the memory erasing adamantium bullets. Since he doesn't, that means if Adamantium is grafted to your bones and you can heal rapidly, you can also heal the adamantium too.
Sounds more superhuman than the rest of them. ~Movie Genius / link
Old ladies know how to use machine guns.
But their poor reflexes make them ineffective combatants. ~bourbonphantom / link
EMP devices are extremely handy weapons against vehicles, paparazzi, and reporters.
But not the initiated. ~Joeduncan / link
Young children can sometimes look like boys or girls.
Boys and girls pretty much look the same until puberty. ~Grayfire / link
When an unpinned grenade falls into the snow, don't run away, try to dig it out before it explod- too late...
Hahaaaaaaaa ~bourbonphantom / link
If the title is Spiderman 3, it must have 3 villains.
Batman & Robin (4th film in the series) had Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Bane & Joel Schumacher ~RoC77 / link
In the future, computers will look like DOS again.
People finally got sick of windows.... ~RoC77 / link
The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
How did the alien turn black when all it's parents were white! ~catmunch / link
The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
That's exactly where I thought aliens came from. ~RoC77 / link
Long hair can be used as a whip.
Black Widow fighting off her interrogators while tied to a chair. There's also a exclusive short clip somewhere on the net featuring the scene if you want to see it again. ~agentdc7 / link
Long hair can be used as a whip.
I saw the movie again last night and still missed it. Where was that? ~MWDeNio / link
Squid aliens can grow very large very quickly... with very little food. I mean no food.
Squids digest medical equipment. ~bourbonphantom / link
If a potentially big alien war is coming and you need a new uniform for the captain, base your design off of a USO show rather than a WWII outfit cause that makes more sense.
Yeah, this is probably the one thing that really bothers me aside from the rest of the film. ~agentdc7 / link
Stan Lee plays chess in Central Park.
And after all his cameos, still doesn't believe in superheros in NYC ~howler / link
If a potentially big alien war is coming and you need a new uniform for the captain, base your design off of a USO show rather than a WWII outfit cause that makes more sense.
Agreed. I certainly liked his look from the Captain America film better. ~howler / link
RIP Agent Coulson.
Not really an emotional movie, but that scene was hard to swallow. It hurt a little. ~howler / link
A super personal magnet vehicle can levitate a human and will not destroy/disrupt all of the computer hardware directly in its field.
I thought it was some suction device not magnet. But still stupid ~qwkslvr / link
NEVER takes your eyes off Batman. He'll teleport away.
Hahaha! ~wildmorgan / link
Nick Stahl = whiny John Connor.
Indeed, but then the rest of the cast was lame as hell too. Aside from Governator of course. ~bourbonphantom / link
It is somehow necessary by the director to plug in tons of silly "what if" situations for the terminator as comic relief even though the series is known for it's dark tone and rare dark humor. i.e. Talk to the hand, star shades, I'm not shitting you, "I Lied" reference from Commando, etc.
if not we couldn't have these great discusions ~jermanyx / link
It is somehow necessary by the director to plug in tons of silly "what if" situations for the terminator as comic relief even though the series is known for it's dark tone and rare dark humor. i.e. Talk to the hand, star shades, I'm not shitting you, "I Lied" reference from Commando, etc.
It will be back ~jermanyx / link
There are drive thru's that are on the passenger's side.
Yeah i noticed alot of them in england ~jermanyx / link
In the future, people can hold their breath for a really really long time.
Totally, and I totally missed that one. ~bourbonphantom / link
When bounty hunters are forbidden to kill the desired capture, you must also imply disintegrations are forbidden too.
I suppose that even though you could maybe just disintegrate their hands to disarm them while making sure they still live, that would be a little bit too much. The Empire has some standards, I suppose; otherwise they wouldn't be a lawful-evil. ~biggysmalls / link
Shia is remarkably agile as if he was a stuntman while sliding and jumping over wrecked cars and only seeing the back of his head. Oh wait, that was a stuntman.
Yeah and his hair is totally the wrong color in that scene. ~bourbonphantom / link
Police raids are similar to tourists at a tea party.
Or terrorists, I can't tell what Arnold is saying with his accent. ~agentdc7 / link
Miniguns only rotate their barrels whenever they feel like it.
I believe they commented that the frame rate of the film matched the rotation of the gun so it seem like it wasn't moving. In retrospect John McTiernan adjusted for the match so you can see the barrel rotate in Preadator. ~RoC77 / link
If you blow air into a frog or snake, it will have a chemical reaction and create helium, thus making them able to float like a balloon.
May be hydrogen, also. ~missshinobi / link
Women can tell when you're staring at their butt.
Well she was an IDF sniper. Highly-trained. ~Szen / link
Knife throwing is important to disable the enemy's hand from pressing the nuke button.
Like you can't use any other part of your body... ~Mighty Mat / link
Just so you know where each smaller plane in a giant bomber is heading to, it's written in GIANT WHITE LETTERS.
In English, no less! ~kvn8907 / link
When dustbunnies leave old houses, they will go find work in a Spirit Bathhouse.
haha, I really like this one. ~shnimal / link
Whenever you are about to die, something will always conveniently distract the enemy whether it's falling rubble or someone joining the fight.
Only if you're the protatgonist... If you're wearing the "red shirt", you're screwed... ~JumpinJack / link
This cartoon was rather violent for a kid's movie.
So was Black Cauldron for its dark contrast, Snow White and the Seven dwarves for the sorceress and end dragon battle. ~MrsBrisby / link
Electrolytes is what they use to make Brawndo cause Brawndo has electrolytes.
Hey, that's what plants crave!!!!!! ~Kikkomannrice / link
Electrolytes is what they use to make Brawndo cause Brawndo has electrolytes.
You are a golden God. ~AshBlaze / link
Peter Parker sure is a good costume designer/maker, especially with no money.
He draws well too! ~Len / link
The most interesting thing a porcupine mutant can do is hug and kill an old lady.
Yeah, lol he has to somehow convince his foe to allow his comforting embrace before taking his chance. ~Kikkomannrice / link
If the black guy doesn't die first, he'll die second...ugh.
and third. Laurence Fishburne ~AKenjiB / link
Jimmy is so talented at games, he knew about the secret flute in Super Mario Bros. 3 even though no one has ever touched the game before.
Knew where to find it too, amazingly enough. ~NateSean / link
There is a lot more going on inside circuit boards than we think.
Well happy birthday. I grew up with this movie myself. Let's hope the 28 year anticipated sequel lives up. ~agentdc7 / link
There is a lot more going on inside circuit boards than we think.
Thank you for putting this list up yesterday. Consequently, this movie came out the year I was born and yesterday was my birthday, so it's a cool coincidence. ;) ~NateSean / link
Marching bad guys will not hear or notice you beating up the last guy in line.
They never do. ;P ~NateSean / link
In 1982, arcades are the place to be. Even girls are there!
Why wouldn't girls be there? ~Hayleychaotix / link
When a boat collides with another boat, it will instantly explode.
Everything made in Hollywood instantly explodes, even simple items like pencils :) ~AHA / link
When you torture a muscly man by electrocution, be sure to rub grease all over his body too.
I guess they thought it will lead electricity better throughout his body ~AHA / link
Charles Napier is always playing General, Warden, or a Police Chief.
That is his speciality ~AHA / link
Knife throwing is important to disable the enemy's hand from pressing the nuke button.
Especially when said enemy does not have hands. ~Meushell / link
Doc cannot remember that he dressed up Marty in a pink shirt to go back to 1885.
A different Doc did that. ~Thalidomide Squid / link
Only pain hurts Conan.
This is one of the best sentences in the history of English! ~Pleiades Rising / link
Despite pushing a wheel for most of your childhood, you will still have a brain to learn and read about philosophy.
Plato's Academy could have been the original Muscle Beach, had they figured that one out. ~Pleiades Rising / link
Buzz Lightyear toys are naturally attracted to Jessie toys.
Good guys dig redheads. ~ekedolphin / link
Disney bad guys have a bad habit of loosing their balance and falling to their death.
You know it! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyVillainDeath ~SomeGuy / link
