An android's weapon of choice is a porno magazine. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

"Crossing the streams" solves all epic problems. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Bat-ass isn't equal to badass. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

It's a good thing Arnie didn't kill you too. Or rape you then kill you. Or kill you then rape you. I mean a guy like that, what would stop him? link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)