James Rhodes sure looks different. link
Rating: 15 (+15/-0)

Rapists will get shot in the dick. link
Rating: 11 (+11/-0)

When you're facing the alien queen, fire all your grenades into her egg producing sack rather than her. That way she has a sporting chance of fighting you later so you can show off your class 2 loader skills. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

If you want to impress a girl, eat a whole bunch of trash and take a dump. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

1982 animatronics and stop animation monsters still look better and more terrifying than 2011 computer generated imagery. link
Rating: 9 (+9/-0)

Interrogating someone while strangling them is probably not going to get you many answers. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

When you come back to 1985 from your first adventure, your girlfriend will look completely different. link
Rating: 8 (+9/-1)

An arcade that's been sealed off and abandoned for nearly 20 years will still have power connected to it. link
Rating: 8 (+9/-1)

Red Skull has a Hugo Weaving mask. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

When someone challenges you to a sword fight, just shoot him. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

When drinking from the wrong grail, you will temporarily look like Christopher Lloyd. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

2015 is pretty high tech. Only 5 more years and we'll have floating cars and automated clothes. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

When a homosexual director takes over a franchise, Gotham City will be full of giant statues of naked muscular men... and bat nipples... and ear piercings... and butt shots. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Rachel Dawes looks different in this movie. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

Every last boss has some kinda weak spot. For Whiplash, it's exposing his face for no apparent reason. link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

If you don't wanna call him War Machine in the movie, always add a pun somewhere in there. Just like Abomination. Or Iron Monger. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Peter Parker sure is a good costume designer/maker, especially with no money. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

When tying up another Predator, be sure to leave all his equipment right in front of him just in case he gets free. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

The pyramids are walking distance from the shores of Egypt. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When killing random people, Terminators will punch a hole in their stomach. When killing very important targets, they will throw them around. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

It's more efficient to rip out a car seat than to adjust it. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Vader can breathe and talk at the same time. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When you grab an insecticon, always give it time to transmit a signal before you kill it so they all know where to find you. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Timezones don't matter. At all. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Masturbation is also known as "happy time" link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Someone agreed to make Mr. Hyde a giant sized hat. Either that or the formula works on the hat too. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

It's amazing to take a giant piece of chocolate that could feed 100+ people and shrink it into a regular sized bar that could feed one person. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Huey Lewis thinks his own song is just too loud. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Farmers will believe anything a children's comic book suggests. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

You can sculpt 25 foot dinosaur bushes without using a ladder. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Single women are VERY desperate. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Attractive busty toons always keep "booby" traps. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Being tied to a search light won't burn your back. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Somebody dropped a really heavy hammer in New Mexico. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When the Supers get banned by the government, all the villains will decide to take a break too. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Kids like to take a dump in the sandbox. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Sad clowns tell sad stories. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Pigeons like tortillas. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

If you use a Windows OS, there is a Bill Gates walking around the inside of your computer. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

In the future, computers will look like DOS again. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

If you're infected with a deadly new virus, keep it to yourself and don't tell anyone. Don't bother trying to get help immediately and let it spread to everyone you come into contact with. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Agent Coulson's first name is Phil. Not Agent. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

If you jump into the sky full of speeding alien bikes, chances are you can catch one if you hold your hands out. And it won't tear your limbs off either. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

A mind controlled Hawkeye prefers to shoot at your bullet proof vest rather than your face. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

When creating Devastator out 7(?) constructicons without any wrecking balls, robot testicles will suddenly appear to finishing the merge. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The airport will not question a moving box, much less scan it for anything suspicious. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A potential bird caught in a science experiment will not worry the scientists of a bird that could manipulate sand. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In the bathroom, CG claws were preferred over prop ones. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you drop out of a moving airplane, landing in a swamp will break your fall. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Losing all your limbs and catching on fire will cause you to have breathing problems. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

A general who suffers from lots of coughing can breathe in space. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you have a choice between a bunch of cars in a Cadillac Dealership, pick the Pontiac. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

To assume Decepticons are a bunch of clone armies is a "good" excuse for being unable to produce more different CG models. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Don't gossip about people in the bathroom, they could be pooping and listening right behind you. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

You can chop down a tree, split logs, get ice cream, practice martial arts, feed wild animals, go fishing, go swimming, make sandwiches, and change your clothes multiple times all in a morning's time. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When a car flips over, it will explode. (Except if it's a Porsche. Those magically repair themselves.) link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When cars/trucks flip over, they will always explode. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Don't touch God's stuff. He will either suck you out like a vacuum, blow off your head, or melt your face. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you bump into a Hitler at a parade, the parade will patiently stop so Hitler can sign your book personally rather than have the guards shove you out of the way. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When children get off from school, they get a free buffet at the candy store. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The most interesting thing a porcupine mutant can do is hug and kill an old lady. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

People who work at Western Union will look and act like hitmen from the mob, even though they only deliver mail. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

A proper demonstration of the new ED-209 requires live ammunition. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When you have the ability to mind control a sadistic general into killing himself, it is considered more humane to let him live, take a long walk, and eventually continue to kidnap and control mutants for experimentation. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

If you take the poster for this movie and erase the pyramid, it might as well be a poster for the first movie too. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In the future, the only TV show is fire. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

T-X deems it necessary to grow larger boobs for a cop she's going to kill anyways. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

The most damage getting hit by a car repeatedly is knock you out for 10 seconds, your legs will be fine. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

That suitcase Ironman was really light weight. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Robots still aren't smart enough to tell the difference between Iron man and a kid wearing an Iron man toy helmet. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Pumpkin grenades can either blind you temporarily, scar 1/2 your face, or completely obliterate you. It all depends of how far into the movie you are. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In Pixar worlds, everyone uses a Mac. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Buzz Lightyear toys are naturally attracted to Jessie toys. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When something sad happens, it will start raining. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Drinking too much imaginary coffee will make you have to.... have to.... be right back! link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Miniguns only rotate their barrels whenever they feel like it. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Someone will always call a Predator an ugly motherf*cker, even if it's in Russian. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

If the black guy doesn't die first, he'll die second...ugh. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

If you want someone to simply put on glasses, it could take as long as a 6 minute brawl to get him to wear it. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

That planet must have had very fatty game since Lawrence Fishburne looked a bit chubby. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

An android's weapon of choice is a porno magazine. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Just so you know where each smaller plane in a giant bomber is heading to, it's written in GIANT WHITE LETTERS. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Steve Rogers doesn't need a stronger punching bag. He just needs more of them. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Even after meeting Tony Stark twice, getting gamma poisoning from drinking a soda, wrecking his truck towing an inmovable hammer, and almost meeting a super soldier 70 years ago, Stan Lee finds the idea of superheroes in New York ridiculous. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Firing automatic weapons at a charging group of men will only kill a small handful of them. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

Every girl in college is a model. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Experimental testing facilities can be outdoors where anyone who climbs over a fence can get in. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

A bulky man can be mistaken for a bird. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

You can hide full length swords in your forearms. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

For wearing sunglasses in class, you get detention, but the teacher will still let you wear them. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Professor X saved 10+ mutants from experimentation, but only one was appreciative enough to join him in building his safe haven for mutants. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you find the man you're grabbing is a monster with a very big mouth and big pointy teeth and not Spiderman, casually toss him aside and walk away. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

If you're the main character, you will have infinite bullets. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you throw a grenade, it will activate springboards to send soldiers flying. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Remember when Arnie said he'll kill Sully last? HE LIED!!!!!!!! link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

When you need to detain the dangerous Chancellor, get 3 of your best delayed reaction- I mean saber fighters to go with you. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Bright complex digital readouts will be replaced with more advanced plain grey walls with circle shaped red and white buttons for the next 20 years. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Tobacco chewing turns you into a sexual tyrannosaurus. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The accidental murder of a company member is only a glitch. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Don't look at a black man's peepee. You will get distracted. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)