KHAAAAAN!!!!!!!! Scream it loud enough and it will echo into space. link
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KHANNNN!!! If Kirk can't say it, Spock will. link
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If Tony Stark needs to use a car, even if it's not his, it is most likely an Audi. link
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Extremis virus gives you super strength, the ability to regrow lost limbs, burn things, and breathe fire like a dragon. link
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All clothes have good fire resistance. Especially the pants. link
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That giant bunny has boobs. link
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Mark 42 rockets are not strong enough to bust through a crusty wooden garage door. link
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Pepper did a bunch of sit ups since she knew she was going to be wearing a sports bra at some point. link
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Stark has all types of armor suit weapons for any situation, but he never ever thought about equipping his house with any sort of defense system from even straight forward missile attacks. link
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A flare gun can be very deadly, especially when you wear a belt of shotgun shells. link
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If the person you're looking at suddenly starts receiving gunfire, runs towards them for cover instead of hiding in the building right behind you. link
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Arnold is feeling old. link
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Rear wheel drive muscle cars have no problem driving through cornfields. link
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If you need to catch the Chevy Corvette, you must only use Chevy to give chase. Probably a Camaro. link
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If you park your car in the fire zone, don't be surprised if bad things will happen to your car when you get back. link
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If you don't know how to shoot a .45 properly, it will punch you in the nose. link
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If you need to catch a speeding Corvette ZR1 before it reaches the border, don't EVER bother using spike strips. link
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If you slice up and stab Arnold's legs repeatedly, he can still walk fine. link
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Lewis Dinkum plays Johnny Knoxville. link
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If you want to blockade the street with a light pole, it's time for a Jackass stunt. link
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If the car your hiding behind gets hit by a rocket, you'll be perfectly okay so don't move. link
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Don't underestimate old ladies that accuse you of trespassing. link
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Arnold can teleport onto a bridge. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Arnold is the sheriff. link
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If you tackle someone off the roof, shoot them in the head too just because. link
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If you ordered a bacon cheddar omelet with extra cheddar, there's no reason to go home when danger is present. link
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Simply memorizing lines is considered acting by some. link
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They make Mustang hybrids. link
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Which is like cumming. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Arnold gets the feeling of cumming in the gym, cumming at home, cumming backstage when he pumps up, and cumming when he boasts in front of 5,000 people. Arnold is cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? link
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After the Mr. Olympia contest is over, smoke some weed and eat fried chicken. link
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Arnold is numero uno. link
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Lou Ferrigno has nothing to say on his birthday. He just wants to eat his cake. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When Lou Ferrigno pumps iron, he thinks about Arnold and screams his name. link
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When you pose in front of the judges, don't scream. They'll kick you out. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Arnold's back looks like a road map. link
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Some men from prison want a kiss from Arnold. link
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You can fit a lot of marshmallows in just one bag. You can fit so much, it will shoot out like a fire hose if you tear a hole in it. link
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If you try to hit Jaws with a table, he'll take a bite out of it just because. link
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You can kill someone by soaking her in gold paint - I mean oil. link
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If you go into a fancy place with komodo dragons (or some other random animal on showcase), someone is probably going to get eaten by them eventually. link
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When dinner is ready, don't use a bell, use a gong, because. link
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People making out is all too shocking. link
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Nobody does it better. link
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Trains are equipped with closets tall enough for a 7 foot tall man to hide in comfortably. link
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Kurt Angle is Russian. link
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If you name a cake with a bomb "La Bombe Surprise", that isn't really a surprise. link
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Mr. Wint loves getting wedgies. link
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If you're last henchman is fighting Liam Neeson right in front of you and possibly losing, don't bother to run away or pick up and gun and just shoot him. Just stand there and wait for Liam Neeson to go after you next. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Since the concept of forcing your way into a US Embassy and calling your buddy to call them off because you're a former CIA agent as protection without being detained or arrested at all is so ridiculous, the movie will just simply cut to the next scene to help us forget about it. link
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After forcing your way into a US Embassy and nearly running over the military guards, they will not treat you with any sort of hostility afterwards. link
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There's nothing unusual about a near empty closet that contains one shirt... and a pair of legs. link
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When you want a tied up man to watch his wife slowly bleed to death, remember to put a guard outside the door at all times. No need for an extra one inside to make sure he doesn't escape. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you didn't see the Pale Orc die after being carried off, he probably isn't dead. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Goblins will eventually grow testicles on their chins. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Hero's Duty is not that kind of doody. link
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Everyone likes to have sex with the windows wide open. link
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Being invisible means you don't ever get cold again. link
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R-rated movies normally can't show a penis. But you can show CG penis slowly disappearing. link
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Since Paul Verhoeven is directing, we must see Kevin Bacon's butt because. link
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If you wanna throw blood all over the floor to see an invisible man's footsteps, spread the blood only directly in front of you. Don't bother with the sides or your rear. link
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After getting stabbed, throw duct tape on it, and you'll be fine. And no, it won't hinder your ability to climb ladders really fast. link
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If sprinklers will reveal an invisible man, that activate them as late as possible. link
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Being invisible also gives you super strength and endurance. link
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Sourhead announcers are really bored with life. link
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The password to the mainframe of your gameworld is probably the Contra 30 lives code. link
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Ralph does not look like Lara Croft. link
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It's funny to hit someone hard, but it's not that funny to hit someone lightly. link
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In a candyworld, cops will most likely be donuts, of course. link
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Zangief is a bad guy, but it doesn't mean he's a bad guy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When M. Bison warns you about "going Turbo" don't confuse it with going Street Fighter II Turbo... like I did. link
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After a hard days work of Street Fighter II, Ryu hits the bar. link
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Cammy has to wear camo pants since this is a PG movie. link
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University security's job is to stand there and watch you throw people around and chase you after they count to 20. link
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Whenever you commit some strange science experiment, it will be followed by thunder in the background. link
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Arnold pees a lot. link
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If you need to dress up like a woman, just tell them you were tricked into taking steroids when you were younger. link
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Arnold wants his baby. link
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If you're a man and you act like your pregnant, expectant mothers are interested in talking to you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Junior is an ambigious name for a baby. link
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Extra estrogen will make a man more radiant and enthusiastic. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A newborn baby with Arnold's face is extremely creepy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Pregnant people like to mix cuisines. link
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Some women like men with big tummies. link
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It's very easy to sneak into a maternity retreat. link
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If you know for a fact that a pregnant man is coming to your facility to get a C section and a pregnant woman shows up instead, give up and go home, and don't assume that the pregnant man snuck into the building elsewhere. link
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When you use slo-mo, video effect filters will pollute your vision. link
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If you're going to attach a detonator rigged to your heartbeat to protect yourself from getting killed, make sure it has a decent range too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your budget for a big futuristic sci fi movie isn't big enough, have most of the movie take place inside a building. link
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If you think Judge Dredd is going to stand in a terminal booth, not move, and let you shoot at him, you're an idiot. link
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A cyberknetic knee brace enables you to kick through brick... and not shatter your foot. link
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Mr. Philip Stryver looks like Frank Gorshin (1966 Riddler). link
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Alfred Pennyworth helped to create dream navigating. Scarecrow is the heir to a power tycoon. And "Ras Al Ghul" is a rival power tycoon. link
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If you can dream up a more powerful grenade launcher to take out projections, don't bother dreaming bigger when you're up against a military base. link
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There are only tropical lizards in Manhattan sewers. No rats and/or cockroaches too. link
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If it's too complicated to tell a girl you want to make out with her and that you're Spiderman, do both, by slapping her in the butt with your web shooter. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Spiderman can teleport. It only works when he's sitting in a parked car though. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Peter Parker was traveling when he made the dunk. link
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Since this is a darker interpretation of Spiderman, he will swing through the night when the movie is about to end. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)