South African gangs think it's good business to amass a collection of alien weapons that none of them can use. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Don't carry your baby around with you during a night of heavy drinking. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

After drugging a tiger with Rufilin, make sure to restrain it afterwards. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The person in the trunk of your car is probably a naked Asian man. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

Julius Caesar did not in fact live in Caesar's Palace. link
Rating: 11 (+12/-1)

Tuxedo companies offer very special delivery services. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

Rain Man was a ruh-tard. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

The less you remember, the better the time you had. link
Rating: 10 (+11/-1)

The reason it's funny is because he's fat. link
Rating: 12 (+12/-0)

The Joker is so confused that he thinks he received the same face scarring from two different people! link
Rating: -6 (+2/-8)

Don't carelessly approach the Nazi you just shot in the back. link
Rating: -2 (+1/-3)

If you are a spy for the Allies and the only survivor of a Nazi/Allies shoot out, you should probably pick up all your belongings before leaving the room. link
Rating: -1 (+2/-3)

It is not at all creepy or suspicious that the grandmother of the random neighborhood boy has a doll that looks exactly like you. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Zombies who reside in supermarkets will all inevitably be white, male, and obese. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Wait, you mean a pair of sevens isn't a good hand!? link
Rating: 6 (+8/-2)